The Maestro has written another book

2 months. March 26 to May 30

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How can there be that much to post about fish and aquariums?

And I never could figure out how he ended up banned from a fish forum. I mean, how does one even accomplish that? :laughing:

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They talked about other things, too, in ā€œThe Loungeā€ forum on the MyFishTank.Net.

ā€œThe Lounge. Kick back, relax and share what’s on your mind with everyone else.ā€

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Oh, you’re right. And I’m not even on Benadryl to use as an excuse. :grin:

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Well, if he’s retired ,

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The same way one can be banned from a horse forum. :rofl:

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Ummmm, but where’s the stretching?

Wut. The. Hail.

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Well thats why shes teaching it, silly.

And I’ve been doing it wrong all these years. And yet my poor pony puts up with me without looking miserable and keeps his poor mouth shut. His swinging back and floppy ears are a dead giveaway I’m not doing it right.

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My trainer has been waxing poetic at me about how my discomfort of breaking out my perfect dressage equitation is keeping me from being as effective as I could be… perhaps I should show her this!

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Oh smoo, what a sad story.

But unfortunately one we all saw over and over.

As hilarious and entertaining as the ridiculous NP is, he doesnt have a past littered with wrecked horses and hurt riders. Wilbur does. He needs to just go away.

I posted photos of their Legolas in the New Dressage Organization thread. Check them out to see what years of that riding does to a horse’s musculature and joints and front feet.

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NP doesn’t have a past littered with wrecked horses because he’s only had two of his own. One was that saint of an Appy, Chevy, who tolerated the guy bouncing on him like a Hoppity-Hop (anybody remember those?) and the other is that sweet schoolie he bought that was already trained and then he hacked around on, pretending to be 3/4th level. Any other horse was somebody else’s and he couldn’t wreck them in one or two rides, although there was the one actual dressage horse he couldn’t ride at all and had to be led out of the corner on during a job interview.

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Exactly, he wrecked plenty.

I have a question for Mr. Peronace. While I’m sure he will see it here, I would also hope he would answer it.

If horses are truly your passion, why not have one horse that you can enjoy and learn on and ride as an amateur without worrying about teaching and training? Anyone who really is passionate about horses rides as long as they are physically able to, in whatever capacity they can, whether they compete or not.

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I had a Hippity Hop! It was wonderful! It didn’t teach me anything about riding, except when I fell off of it, trying to get it to go at a high rate of speed across the yard!

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Will Faerber has actually been taken seriously and has clinced all over the world. I watched his method hurt horses and I have now in my barn.

I would guess that he doesn’t own or lease a horse because he can’t afford one. Or, perhaps he can’t afford the quality of horse or the level of boarding facility that he deems worthy of him. But I also think that at this point in his life horses, and riding, only exist to serve his ego. If he can’t strut around in boots, breeches and a parka looking all clinician-like, and pontificating about his methods, then he’s not interested in participating.

In contrast, you, me and countless others here will seek out any available equine to curry, feed and love until we physically can’t crawl to a barn any more. :heartpulse:

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I think his parents footed a chunk of the bill for his last horse (remember when he announced he had ā€œsponsorsā€?) He sold her because Mommy & Daddy got tired of bailing him out on board bills. Heaven forbid he do as most and maintain steady employment to pay horse costs himself.

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I have found a mount worthy of the Maestro!! Sound all day long, swinging back, doesn’t need shoes, and NO boarding expense! AND, he’ll be the envy of…every kid on the playground…

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