The Maestro has written another book

I wonder why @kellydressage hasn’t jumped in to remind us that we are all so very jealous of NP.

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…or @nickwasright .

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If Nick was an influencer…
Cheezburger

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If I’d have been drinking, I’d have spit on my screen.

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I think that rather than posting on here, any missives are going to Amazon in the form of 5-star reviews. They read like rebuttals to the honest, candid reviews. The latest one is from a reviewer named Koehler.

I don’t think it requires a forensic expert to guess it was composed by… Well, probably not “Koehler.” :wink:

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I have a disturbing image of NP sitting on the porcelain throne as he composes his review:

“I need a name…” spies bathtub faucet…“PERFECT!”

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OMG! :grin: Didn’t even think of that!

I wonder where he came up with the name Maria Garcia? Or was that merely his attempt at being multi-cultural?

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And then he still spells it incorrectly.

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I just got served a Facebook ad with Nick lisping through a short video promo for his book, it was hilarious!

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Bwahahahaha.

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Presumably that means he’s spending money on Facebook ads to promote it; what possible benefit could there be to that unless he truly believes he can make money selling this book? So confused.

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Dressage Supporters Page, his official advertisement is now up. Seems like some yelling, peppered with a few demands, while wearing sweatpants.

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He lost quite a bit of weight a couple of years ago after his doctor got on his case.

Apparently he found it again, and it brought some friends.

Usually I’m the last person to fat shame someone. But when that someone is lobbing unasked-for grenades from within paper thin glass walls, well, back atcha, Puffy.

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Koehler.
That’s where his riding/training career is heading.

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TO ME, it sounded like old trainer suckered him in to being the “head trainer” (which he always wanted to be in life) but then she stole the board and training checks to get him kicked out? (this isn’t clear at all) and then re-established herself for the next victim? (this wasn’t clear at all). The entire story wasn’t clear at all and any trainer would have had these detailed nailed down before starting but it fed into his “horse women with power over me are bad and tanked my career” narrative.

You really can’t use logic with the stories in his book. Each story makes you think “there is something that he’s not telling us or is making up”. Nothing adds up to anyone elses real life experiences. Nothing.

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I thought it was already in a hog lagoon. Is he trying to dress it up with Koehler?

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Seriously…that’s a promo/advertisement for his book? I thought it was a rant…you know how he likes to do toxic videos that spew. My bad. I could not tell the difference. Sad dat.

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Good grief. That ad isn’t misleading much, is it?

He claims it’s a book that exposes all the lies and scams in the horse industry. Really? To me, the book was only about the lies and scams that he alleges happened to him.

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Did you read all the comments under that video? One of them says “Glad to hear they are being exposed, especially the pedophiles!”

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What was that comment all about? (Notice Nick doesn’t correct that poster). :roll_eyes:

Several of the comments sound like they’re from PETA-type people. Others are from people who clearly are not competitors. That’s quite a knowledgeable bunch of dressage supporters he’s gathered.

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