LOLOL, even while being a super successful attorney and international equestrienne, I’m still finding time to help people spell things correctly and notice when they are breaking the law. It’s what Jesus would want me to do. Never stop giving back to the community! WWJD?!
Best regards,
Hümblebræg, Esq.
“Best pole ever. YUUUUUGE! I have the best strippers, the best poles. And Mexico is gonna pay for it.
Gunna Make Stripping Great Again.
Luv ya mah brah,
X O X O
POLEGOD.”
*image was from eBay, ironically of an o/s knockoff. If I find the original creator, I will credit them.
Did someone on here get that reach out? Or was it a member of the super secret social media group that no one on this open public forum know about 
First rule of Gripe Club: don’t talk about Gripe Club.
Second rule of Gripe Club: don’t talk about Gripe Club!
The reviewer may have been talking about someone in the now-defunct group/s that did, indeed, spring up in 2014-2015.
Or a person in Horrible Horsemanship or Blue Tongue Alumni, both still active (ish, BTA has gone quiet, or maybe I unfollowed it) and both have multiple thread-posts about Nick.
Or she may be referring to someone simply commenting in a random group or page, and blown it up to “tHeRe iS a SeCrEt GrOuP”.
Schrodinger’s Secret Group of Haters.
It’s weird, you don’t even have to go searching for info on him, he’ll happily tell his story to the universe. Here’s the story of his life, that he wrote and put up on his blog. I’ve taken out the photos, because I don’t think photos of minors should appear online. Odd though, no mention of his life in strip clubs, dating strippers and their friends, and harassing gay men, but hey ho …
[Edit to remove full text of blog post]
I’m speechless. Just wow.
What strange things to brag about. I like when he talks about being proud of buying furniture. “I bought a couch and a table! I’m so proud that my family no longer had to eat off the floor!!” Like, what?!?
He seems to be under the impression he’s the only one who has ever survived hardship. Surely these relatively minor first world problems would have been fatal to anyone else. (Conveniently forgetting that millions of others also lost their jobs and homes in 2008, I guess).
He honestly thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I mean he got a random award one time and had two offices once, so he really must be the bee’s knees, right? Right guys?
Imagine being so insecure and materialistic. Quite sad. Also a bit sheltered, many others have do these things he mentioned. It’s cool the be proud of accomplishments, but it’s even better when they’re true and not made up and/or exaggerated 
I still don’t own a bathrobe, btw 
Preople ask him what his secret to success is? This guy can’t hold down a job, gets kicked out of boarding barns, had DAD ban him from present his plastic trophy at their show, and people want to know his secret? That reads like a 12 year oldest fantasy about appearing on Johnny Carson and being asked fascinating questions. None of those things are exemplary. They are normal things we all do. Only these things he mostly hasn’t even done… just bizzare.
Hopefully they are too busy having a life outside his internet fantasy world to realize just how much of an embarrassment he is to them.
(The below quotes are actually from NP’s blog that Snowflake posted.)
Now, I read the book and I think I remember his showing experience that he mentions in the book. Is “winning as a hunter jumper rider” the reference to the one lesson show that he says he cleaned up at but the photo he included shows three different color ribbons? Or is this amazing ‘hunter jumper’ thing something he did not mention in the book?
(I twitch when people call themselves a ‘hunter jumper’ rider since hunters and jumpers are two different things and though some people do both, most people who are saying they are ‘hunter jumper’ rider are just pointing out that they are clueless as to what they actually did.)
Did I miss the part about mountain biking trips through the woods in the book? Can someone remind me how he says he found Chevy in the book?
The book mentions this a little but no where in the book does he talk about actually selling anything other than how hard it was to sell Chevy. Oh, and the horse that went lame from stepping on the nail. So when exactly did he make money selling horses?
This sounds so different than what really happened. He offered to sponsor a trophy. Devon did not find him and say ‘we would like to honor you’, which is how he wrote it.
Darn, and here I thought a sponsor bought the horse for him.
This is so very true! I can totally agree with him on this point. Nice that he realizes it.
Clearly these two things (thick skin and being humble) do not mean what he thinks they mean.
Edit to fix spelling of skin, in thick skin…I had sink. Thick Sink. Seems like an appropriate typing error for a comment about NP.
Everytime he’s says how humble he is, I remember Uriah Heep, and his mother.
Uriah: oh, no, I would never presume. That’s for men far more deserving than me, I stay in my place, I’m far too humble to presume.
His mother: Be 'umble, Uri, be 'umble, oh, be my 'umble boy, he’s 'umble, my Uri.
I think that must have been when he had a “barn full of 10 movers that he was training for the US Dressage Team”. Weird that wasn’t mentioned in the book, but I guess maybe it’ll be in volume 2.
Holy hell, it’s way, WAY worse than I had gleaned from what was presented here so far. Who the hell talks about themselves that way? And who, after having blathered on completely enamoured of and fawning over themselves for THAT LONG, then claims to being humble? Does he understand what humble means? Fecking hell, cop on to yourself, man.
I read the next entry and thought this, if the name were changed from Mary Trump to NP, would be an excellent synopsis of his own book:
"Read chapter one you’ve read the whole book. It’s just page after page of her hateful opinions and twisted view of reality.
As the book reads on you are exposed to numerous lies and ridiculous stories. Mary Trump constantly contradicts herself also and it’s blatantly obvious she has an ax to grind. She makes it clear she is insanely jealous that her father was Freddy Trump and not Donald Trump. Mary Trump also makes it clear she has a juvenile issue with authority while suffering from a major case of an over inflated sense importance. Like many Democrats, Mary Trump can not grasp that others in her family were more successful then her or her father because they worked for it instead of expecting a hand out." [sic at all applicable points]
Bars were open the evening of 9/11?
This is a good question.
Even more so, someone felt that it was a good evening to try to get a music job at one of them.
I literally guffawed at this! 
Nick’s secret to success is simple:
Visualize yourself achieving your goals. Then don’t put in the work necessary to get there - ugh, so tedious! Just take the shortcut known as Fabricating Everything.
This. 100% this.
“Yeah, my country is under attack and thousands are dead. It’s going to be a wonderful night to hawk my guitar skills at the local bars.”
Tangent on one of this topics. Am I the only one who had forgotten that Nick was a musician too? Are there videos of his amazing music skills out there?
If you ever say “I’m impressed with myself” and it’s not followed by a joke or self-deprecating statement, you’re not somebody I ever want to meet.
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