It was even worse in context. There were several other people pointing out how it didn’t sound like cheating and he just kept telling them that they were stupid liars and that he knew better.
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As someone who does not really play video games I might be asking a really stupid question but going to ask it anyway.
How does one cheat at those things?
It seems like cheating would be not a really common thing or easy thing to do.
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I don’t play this game, but it seemed like NP thought that people playing with a keyboard and mouse were sneaking into games played by mobile users, and apparently the game platform keeps the two player types separate for fairness. Seemed like NP thought the other player or players were able to move around or something better than he was, and therefore must be using a keyboard/mouse and cheating.
Is he playing for millions of dollars or something, where it would matter if they are cheating?
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We should all be “pain tribute” to his dominance of Call of Duty. But haterz and cheaterz are robbing Maestro of his due recognition.
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Looking back at his “history of Me” post, I can’t help but think he decked himself out with the cheapest, nastiest cuffs possible (a princely $45 pair). Like, jesus man, who uses centre-keylock Smith and Wessons? At least buy a pair with the keyhole and cufflock on the top edge. Or some Saf-locks. If he was truly arresting big thugs, he’s going to struggle to fit ‘em on!
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You mean like Manson?
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Swamp Town ladies sing this song
Do dah do da
We control all the judges, tell ‘em NP’s wrong
Oh do dah day
Gonna influence all night, gonna influence all day
l’ll bet my Monet* on the bath robe crew
You know they’ll find a way.
*should say money, but I’m leaving Monet, classy innit!
Oh, I know it doesn’t answer your question Trub, but it popped into my head, you know the great COTH hive helping people cheat just to be better than NP
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Or Moët
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Such a recurring theme … his riding is the best ever, but his scores were bad because somebody sabotaged him by paying off the judges.
His video game playing is the best ever, but he didn’t win because his opponent cheated.
His Grand Prix dressage training and Airs Above the Ground were the best ever, but nobody appreciated them because his Appy wasn’t a warmblood.
Somebody just can’t handle the thought that other people may sometimes be better at things than he is.
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Yep. Sure beats having to actually work harder and learn.
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Oh piffle…
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I believe the book came in the mail for me today. Any Canadians who want to be next on the mailing list once I’m done, send me a message!
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His books are works of art (“the reader is keft in tears”) but get bad reviews because the “click” cannot bear him to be a successful author.
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Sounds just like his hero Trump
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Good grief, imagine bragging that you had to go to a strip club to get a date. And they don’t do anything for free. Does he really think anyone would admire him for being that desperate? Maybe he thought the girls really liked him.
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The first surprise for me upon opening the book is that the three editors are actually credited.
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He did say he just took hunter (notice I don’t mention jumper 
) lessons and recalled how happy he was that he got “revenge” on a former trainer and students who “victimized him” by winning all of the classes on their turf. Did I mention he was supposedly under 12 or something? And yes, the ribbons didn’t match the story. That was the extent of his “hunter/jumper career”.
Did I miss the part about mountain biking trips through the woods in the book? Can someone remind me how he says he found Chevy in the book?
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Naaahhh, in the book he says that he saw Chevy when driving with his father and Chevy was in a parking lot somewhere. The owner tacked up the horse s/he was transporting and let the unknown teenager ride him in fields near the parking lot. Because I guess she recognized his greatness. Ne never mentioned that he ever mountain biked in the book.
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The book mentions this a little but no where in the book does he talk about actually selling anything other than how hard it was to sell Chevy. Oh, and the horse that went lame from stepping on the nail. So when exactly did he make money selling horses?
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Correct.
Darn, and here I thought a sponsor bought the horse for him.
I thought his parents purchased Carpathia for him.
Thick skin? He wouldn’t have posted the lawnmower video if he had a thick skin
His book and everything he posts online proves that he is an egomaniac
“He’s literally a humble pillar of his community”. There, fixed his previous statement.
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If you’ve never heard this song you really should listen. It’s Nick in a song.
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I just read this part of the book and he said it was while he was biking through the woods to return home after his weekend stall mucking.
Though I do also remember some other story elsewhere about a drive.
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