Thoughts on "The Traveling Horse Witch?"

I had this same thought. I have to laugh at the body workers call themselves “equine structural engineers”. Like wait what?

Cause the equine body has to be manipulated by human massage into the perfect structure :joy::rofl:

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It’s hard to judge by one photo so no comment from me on that. I have heard wonderful things about that rider before but I don’t know enough to form a real opinion either way.

Oh gawd Shayleigh is on there too…she’s gonna be even more insufferable.

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That’s the animal communicator?

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Yuuuup. She’s close friends with my close friend, was horrid to me at said friend’s wedding (no idea why). I tried to get to like her but she just rubs me the wrong way, was very attention-seeking the whole time.

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I know that Celeste mocks people who use helmets, but this whole “run around barefoot, in a dress, at a horse clinic”, baffles me.

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when life is all about the photo op :nauseated_face:

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Really? She’s even dumber than I imagined!

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Have noticed that she doesn’t ever post a photo or video of her with a helmet… But she MOCKS helmet wearing?

How dangerous. I know a lot of her followers are teens.

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Ugh every time I see someone in sandals or barefoot around horses I just CRINGE.

Not only is it dangerous, that’s GROSS.

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And to be an “Influencer” or “guru” and promote such dangerous things… Wow

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It’s the “majickal connection”. That girl talks to the horses, she’s an animal communicator, so she obviously just tells them not to spook or accidentally step on her feet while she’s barefoot. Then she’s perfectly safe.

She does post sometimes about what a horse “said” to her in a conversation. It’s quite amazing, horses are way more eloquent than most people I know, apparently. Even baby horses talk about advanced concepts. Who knew.

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Y’all enjoy those squished toes now

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I wonder if her majikal skillz let her talk to the hook worms, too.

:face_vomiting:

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Yea. I bet 24/7 turn out, body work, a crazy animal communicator and thinking of your horse as family is the only thing that got this team at Pan Am. If that were the case, we’d all be there.

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If I was this person’s trainer/coach (or the person who previously trained said horse to a certain level) I’d be miffed to say the least.

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I would step in a pile of manure within 5 seconds… :rofl:

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Grifters glom onto other people’s successes and claim them as their own. Granted, she was thanked publicly, but gracious people just accept the thank-you and continue in their work.

She posted something about how this horse has a good neck and it is because of her work. Sure, lady. All because of you.

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NO KIDDING!!!

A year of parasitology taught me NEVER walk around horses, cows, dogs, whatever barefoot. Non-host specific parasites are a thing! No tank you.

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That horse looks like he’s saying, “just shoot me now.”

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