Hey now, my horse and I are already there (in our tiny minds) without half the whack stuff!
Thinks of horse as family - check!
Sought animal communicator in moment of desperation - check! (NO! It did not help! lol)
Lovely piaffe (when she bloody feels like it) - check!
Has good neck that was non-existent when purchased (no thanks to any whacky techniques) - check!
We’re good. See y’all in Paris!