Top 10 Self-Help Books for Equestrians

[LarkspurCO]

While admiring some half-price farm-store purchases I scored last weekend, my mind got to wandering. The result is my list of the top 10 self-help books … for horse people.

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I'm OK, You're A DQ

How to Win Prizes and Influence Judges

The Road Less Graveled

The Millionaire Next Door Can't Afford a Warmblood

When Bad People Happen to Good Horses

Who Moved My Cavaletti?

How to Stop Currying and Start Pinning

The Fart of Happiness

The 7 Compulsive Behaviors of Highly Neurotic People

What Color is Your Poop Fork? [/LIST] [/I]

Funny because don’t actually read self-help books. Maybe I should? Well, actually, I did once read Men are From Mars (okay, so why didn’t they just stay there???) and I was once given a copy of Who Moved My Cheese. I just love cheese. Mmmmm…

Please feel free to add any titles I might have missed.

[right_horse_at_the_right_time]

Love it. I might tailor some of my suggestions to the dressage ring.

1. Pride and Prejudiced Judges
2. Tinker Tailor Spooker you BASTARD!
3. The Book of Laughing and Forgetting Your Test
4. The Count of Tempis
5. Things Fall Apart, which should be read immediately following Great Expectations (no title adjustments necessary here)
6. The Hunchback of the Dressage Ring (my autobiography)
7. Jane Eyrror
8. Around the Ring in Eighty Circles: You Too Can Master Training Level Test 2
9. 20,000 Leagues Out of My League
10. All Quiet on the Western Front. It’s the East that Hides Puff the Horse-Eating Dragon
11. What Not to Wear

[Blugal]

These aren’t self-help, but a few more whose titles work no matter what:

1. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (at “H”)
2. War and Peace (when you give up and go on a hack)
3. Gone with the Wind (“You’ll never catch me!”)

[LarkspurCO]

Oh, yes. Nice work. Branching out into other genres is definitely encouraged.

:lol:

[midstride]

Zen and the Art of Barn Maintenance

[Preposterous_Ponies]

“TBs are From Mars, Warmbloods are From Venus.”