About I Am So Tired of Being Poor – we have a cat rescue group in my neighborhood, and I have wanted to join, because I love cats (but am hellishly allergic to them). However, one of the notions of the local cat rescue is to spay and return them to their feral locations, one of which is right next to my house, so I encounter lovely cat-presents in my garden far too often for my liking.

I haven’t joined my local cat rescue.

So, my question. May I sponsor your cat? It might relieve your mind a little bit, and it will enable me to feel better about sponsoring cats without contributing to the mess in my garden.

Adrienne