Dang it all… I think the termites got into my 3-legged mare’s wooden leg at the nudist campground last night (or maybe it was the beavers…). If you do get some of them elevator shoes, and you have a couple extra, can I borrow nine or ten??? They’re stackable, right???
Horse_poor – I was looking at another thread and say you talking about your saddle and the dishwasher: could you clarify please!!! L
I like how if I have questions for one of you from another thread, I ask about it here!
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in other news…i am thinking of partially leasing snor-kal for show season. does anyone have any experience with this? how does it work? who should i pick to lease him? how much should i charge? and what will it be like? what if they ride bad? what if they are foreign? what if they pick their nose? what if they have only 9 toes? what kind of lease should i do? what colors should i make them wear to shows? should i put what colors they have to wear at shows in the lease? should i really lease my beloved snor-kal? is it worth it? what should i do? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
do not lease him out. no one should be able to handle him, feed him treats, or even look at him without a dna sample, urine test, and criminal background.
you should find an animal communicator to perform a myers-briggs test. it’s the only way to find out if he’s really compatible with his groom. you might mentally scar him otherwise.
Depends on where X is…Also depends on the size of the “Dressage Arena”. Usually it’s Halt at X, Salute (Where you put your hand behind your seat), and continue.
Dressage judges aren’t as much fun since they want to score each movement.
Jumpers just have to be “fast” and clean.
not unless you want us to bbq him. and as for the bling shirt you’d better be wearing a new $2000 Kevlar helmet or we may resque you too.
Maybe you need an enemal communicator 
Whoever said that a Miata may not be able to pull a trailer, they are wrong. Little cars certainly can pull big trailers. My Geo Storm pulls my 4 horse gooseneck slant every weekend. I just had the ball hitch put on top of the car so I can just back under the neck of the trailer, hitch 'er up, and go.
Um, I was being snarky to the chick with the banana. I was hoping she would take it the wrong way and storm out of here in a huff.
Assuming a huff could be located, of course 
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smacks self in forehead Of course!! How could I have forgotten BOSS Brine! I think I’ll throw in a beet pulp salad as well, and maybe some flax seed cookies.
As far as Harry Potter: I don’t want to spoil the book for anyone here reading it, but I’d be happy to PT you with the details. Let me know how much you want to know!
