Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[Tiramit]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
Seahorsefarmsto be- You’re a rescue…If you can’t afford him and need to make money, just breed some more and sell them or ask everyone here to donate money for your new truck…I mean, hay. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that was uncalled for!!! Even hard working rescuers need help paying their bills when sales for an unregistered, unproven stud’s services have slumped. How dare you insinuate that an equine rescuer would use the rescue title to purchase anything other than that which is needed to sustain the rescue’s charges!?!

[eggbutt]

Several of us are moving immediately to Antartica. Will those posters who are Antarticaians please provide us with a detailed list of board barns, feed stores, tack stores, boot stores, hay, tripods, housing, grocery stores, schools, BNT’s, BOSS supply, cost of living, restrictions for Gypsy Vanners and anything else you can tell us about the place as quickly as possible including email addresses, websites, phone numbers, mother’s maiden names, father’s social security numbers and bank account information.

[DeLapp512]

how big is the house naters? and where is it? instead of letting the dogs loose, we could use them as backup meat in case we run out of rescues…

FK - i will put 8,000 in your off shore account for these cookies. but you must then write me an american check for 2,000 back because it only costs 6,000 to make those cookies, and i only have a check for 8,000. thanks.

[eggbutt]

Delapp…you’ve just GOT to teach my tripods the last dance from Dirty Dancing for me…A DANCE BNT!!! Everytime I’ve tried to teach them they fall over at the dip dropping me clear to the floor and fall on top. Then we have to comingle a moment to gain enough balance to get back up…really ungraceful if you know what I mean…I mean all those tripod things flailing around and all.

I’ve called the vet and expect them to be here in 30 minutes unless they get another call. What did I need them for?

[FindersKeepers]

The dead rich relative in a foreign country is your ticket to success!! Wow, we must be long lost relatives, I got the same email a week ago, that’s so cool!

[DeLapp512]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
Snap, I’d like to buy Rambo Go Gold Fishes. We’ll just call it an even trade for training your child, I won’t charge you, you can just give me the baby instead. how’s the fillygelding handling the penguins?

OMG, there’s actually a thread on growing your own BOSS! haha i considered infultrating (SP?) but felt it was better left alone… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

surely not! thats just sad…sounds like tis time for a ‘stupid’ posts countdown list

[naters]

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[horse_poor]

Helen-stacked shoes will help that problem!

[mcm7780]

chism – Depends what you think a Madison is! L It’s a piercing (usually a barbell) through the skin sort of between your collarbone. I briefly thought about it but decided against it…it helped that my mom said she’d pay for half a new saddle if I didn’t get it. Since my horse needed a new saddle, I figured it was worth not doing! I had just started riding him and mine was too narrow.

[ironbessflint]

Well since it sounds like DMK is holding on, I wanted to know if I could breed my 13.1 hand appaloosa mare to your wonderful stallion? I think the combination of big and little spots would look very nice. Her conformation is pretty decent (you can only tell that she’s got a sway back, ewe neck and roman nose from the side, and you can only see that she toes in and is cow-hocked from the front or back). But, I can’t afford much, so do you think I could breed to him for free? I think once I sell the baby I could afford my third pair of custom vogels.

[eventable]

We’re not allowed earrings here either for PC events. I have a nifty line in blue electrical tape. Unfortunately really, as I need the earrings to ensure that I have the perfect HP look, and my blinged up GPA just doesn’t do it all on its own.

Must be time for another round of smegma martinis, right?

[eventable]

Meagan - it’s a stock ramp for loading cattle and / or sheep and / or my students into the cattle crate.

Helen - the fact that I’ve never in my life kept a fully stabled horse meant that your sig line had only one possible meaning.

Finders - when you climb into a hole, check first to make sure it’s not Helen’s elusive pee hole.

[mcm7780]

even table – It’s 71 pages up pure fun!!!

[DeLapp512]

i think so. at least mcm should be here…i mean really…almost the entire page consists of

delapp
even table
delapp
even table
delapp
even table

help! mcm (must cook mullets), where are you???

[FindersKeepers]

Fenugreek Seed? Goodness…

DeLapp, baling twine, duck tape, bamboo, and stacked shoes. You’re good to go. Or just bbq the rest of him…

[mcm7780]

Horse_poo – We can’t let the tripods boycott!!! The show/rodeo would not be the same without them!!!

I LOVE TRIPODS!!!

(There, that may make them feel more loved!)

DeLapDance – Looney bin is calling you!!! (And I should know cause I’ve finished one year of grad school! LOL)

Even table – So, ya going to get an LJ so LapDance and I can get updates on Arnie all the time?!?

[horse_poor]

The dishwasher incident is as follows: my beloved saddle went thru a flood and had mold spores-I tried for years to get rid of them and finally put it in the dishwasher with some Cascade to kill the spores. Worked for a while but they came back.

On a serious note: Aero had one leg shorter than the other so he had a thicker shoe on one foot–so, in essence, he had stacked shoes!!!

I just got a new horse in-it is a fillygelding and has all 4 legs but they seem not to work right and they are swollen and there is stuff oozing out of them. I think it must be from the double decker trailer it shared with 700 other horses. I am not going to call a vet and just turn it out. What do you think? Maybe some BOSS and flax seed cookies will help? Maybe my BNT can ride it and put some draw reins and a standing martingale and a running martingale and a german martingale on it and that will make the legs better?

Because I cannot fit this in my budget, so maybe some of the proceeds from the flax seed cookies can help my new horse Pees O’ Sheeet with some medical help?

Please do not flame me.

[mcm7780]

jetsmom – I don’t like you anymore! L Anyway, my BNT is a female and I am heterosexual so I am not going to sleep with her. Now, next time I see Ryan from the OC…hehehe

[horse_poor]

I TOLD you that Jetsmom is helping her BNT with his alligator clip and electricity seminar!

[DeLapp512]

you didn’t ask what boss was on the last page…i’ve read every page on this ENTIRE bb EVER, and have never read anything on BOSS

i think we should go horse shopping, but we need to set a prom date, otherwise we will have to keep the food, er, rescues for too long