Ha! Thank you all for the entertaining responses. I appreciate all the feedback on what a terror I am, what a terror the CSR was, and what a terror I clearly must be to my boyfriend.
For all of you making vast assumptions about the type of person I am and the relationship I have based on this small clip-it of life are HILARIOUS. Really? I hope every stranger you meet extrapolates your every asshole moment out to every facet of your life.
I have repeatedly acknowledged the lowliness of my initial message. Move on, Ladies. I actually have to find synonyms for I’M AN ASSHOLE now. I get it.
I’m glad you have all so thoroughly dissected this conversation and have taken whatever position you have chosen in such enthusiastic ways. For those of you buying hats, I hope you have odd shaped heads. I guess this truly proves that there is no such thing as bad press.
As I said before, I am returning the hats. They were deposited at UPS this morning.
A few of you have had very well expressed points that I acknowledge as true and have made me think much more thoroughly about how I will handle situations like this in the future. Thank you.
To the rest of you: I am most thankful for you; you insulting, judgemental, and cross old bitties. I have learned more about terrible I looked in this exchange by looking at how terrible you look now than by what you said.
As a certain CSR would say,
Have a beautiful day.
And for those of you who wanted it:
I wish I had gotten a sideview before I packed it away.
http://postimg.org/image/fu6etwhu3/
(I thought you’d all enjoy my facecovering
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