Hey ya’ll! this is from MarK and PHEeonIX! Thoroughbreds Extraordinaire!
Hi there! The twos of us dont post much, but yu mightn know about the learnin’s we been putting on our feed gatherer-scratcher persons…Sum reason the scratcher person likes us to call her “Mummy”…Who’d wanna be called Mummy?
But we digress.
“Mummy” decided she wanted us to teach her how to jump the big scary jumps in the “cruss cunntry” fields. So, We gotted loaded up in the equus-eating red stinky bouncy monster.
Mummy and her “screamette,” I think the mummy calls her “rashlee” but we just refer to her as Ms. pokeybuttbones…thought that this picture was particularly funny. We dont see the big deal. We know that a big butt doesnt mean you have a big stud-tool under your flanks…not that they work for some dreadful reason I dont remember…AND we know that a big skinny butt doesnt mean that you are anorexic. I mean, CEeee–ripes! I eet like a HORSE!!.
So, we roll down the road, and what is the DEEL with all of these pony-eating TRUCKS that go flying by! And WHO cares if we want to lift hour tails in out of the trailer and poop in the highway? Hey, you ever seen a ponytail-gatin 'vertable make such a fast move before! And those humanfolk can yell and scream! Boy, Me and Phoenix had some GOOD guffaws on that one. Just remind me to eat more next time.
So, we get there and the humans put that horrible stuff called “tak” on us. How barbarian like! I mean, what do we look like, eohippusesssess? Sidenote: “Hey mark, Whats the plural for eohippus?”
Anywhooo…Off we take the humans, “mummy” seemed abnormally shaky, no matter how many quick spins I threw in to get her mind on track. All she kept saying was, “I shouldnt haf had so much caffeene”
More later…the cat has gotten into the grain.
We MUSt insist on stomping that cat flat…but OH!! she is a sly one…
He hasn’t had that special perkiness since the last time he encountered KS. 
