um, one question Heidi, will you be wearing uh-hum white? 
mint green satin? my fav…actually I thinkg I have a bridesmaids dress just that colour in my closet already along with matching shoes and a nifty bonnet
<It’s all part of my ninja training 
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Just back from Motophoto.
The lovely and oh-so-happy couple. Should I be worried, BTW, that Jair’s body parts are shrinking?
weren’t you saying the other day, why buythe cow when the milk’s free?
Tis true, now that he knows that I’m skinny, but flabby, duct-taped, padded, and share Wayne Newton’s penchant for an artifically-encased abdomen, he’s asked me to marry him.
Should he buy me Tiffany’s Lucida emerald cut diamond, 2 carats set in platinum or should I settle for a cluster from Walmart?
Who’d like to be in our wedding party?
said that it was difficult to get you from the feed pens to the field…so maybe a bull ring…
oh wait… that’s something those western riders do…
No, no, no, neighsayer. You have it all wrong.
The saying, which also applies to men and diamonds, is: why settle for the 2 litre box when you can buy a 4-litre jug.
Your mom and I would have a blast!
Well of course Tin, that would be white FULL seats!
“The older I get, the better I used to be, but who the heck cares!”
Well obviously it is not the important parts that are shrinking. Just his head, and we know his brains probably aren’t located there anyway, so I don’t think you have anything to worry about my dear.
Lovely dress, but I really think the FULL seats would have been camp-ier.
“The older I get, the better I used to be, but who the heck cares!”
I personally wouldn’t settle for less than a nice sand indoor ring, with heated viewing room.
And sadly, I DID think that you were talking about that sort of ring when I clicked on the link.
Oh can I be in the wedding party??? I make a good maid of honour and have experience too
I think Jair should buy you one of those big candy rings
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