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Hackenbush Announces A Revolutionary Breakthrough In Natural Horse Training
Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush, Intergalactic expert on the care and training of steeplechase horses, makes this incredible offer to you, the Internet Public: How would you like to be able to change the intelligence level,
the personality, and the training level of your horse in just a matter of minutes? No more long hours in the saddle, no more humiliation from instructors with thick accents, no more travel to far flung venues to
see commercialism in the round pen. Now, in the comfort of your own barn, you can make your horse be what you want it to be!
Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Dr. Hackenbush, drawing on the work of noted, hyphenated trainers, has made an INCREDIBLE breakthrough. Not only can you now determine the intelligence,
personality, training level and all other important information in equines by examining the cowlicks and whorls in the horse’s hair, YOU CAN CHANGE THEM!
Skeptical? Sure you are! But let Dr. Hackenbush show you how, using his miracle HORSE PERSONALITY STYLING GEL, you can have the horse you have always wanted in less time than it takes Monty or John or Pat or Buck to tell you of their sordid lives.
How does it work? Dr. Hackenbush, using his vast knowledge of chemistry, horse behavior, and cigars, has learned that cowlicks and whorls are not just outwards signs of intelligence, personality, and
training level but are THE CONTROLS OF THESE HORSE TRAITS! His book and video clearly explain the meanings of these whorls and cowlicks. He then shows how application of his miracle GEL permits you, the average horse owner, to change the patterns of these cowlicks and whorls and, thus, change the characteristics that these hair patterns control!
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