You guys are too much!!!
I have this picture in my head of Willem the “Sugar Daddy” and I am DYING!!
Chef - 52"?? Wow! 
I am sending this letter from Pebbles (Hannah’s pony ) Blackie and Scout (my horse and Melissa’s )
Pebbles:Hannah got me the bestest tasting apple treats yum yum!
Blackie:Boy they were great she even gave me some .Are there any more??
Scout:crunch slobbber slobber Please Hannah I want MORE!!!The red ribbon Melissa made me wear a few days ago was pretty but it didn’t taste like thesesyummmmmmm
Scout is referring to the red ribbons they all had to wear for Xmas pictures . All Scout wanted to do was eat the ribbon .Willem could you tell Scout that even though he constantly LOOKs like PIGPEN he does n’t have to behave like a pig?
Dear Willem,
I am so happy that you haff written. I be a German Princess (I know becuz I have verry long and beyoutiful ears).
I haff stollen my slave’s - er, human’s (yu haff to humer them) computer so I kan thank you for yure elokwent post (how dare mi sl -human- think thet I kannot spell).
Karrotten keep us red marz shiny. Sugar kubes keep our teeth white.
Must go now - I am beginning to drool and my sl - human - is screming that I will ruin the keebord.
Chrissy (the German Princess)
LOL!!!This just made my day. Tres cute
~Bucksnort~
You can have my boyfriend, but stay away from my horse.
No, I am veery restricted vhen it is time to go to a show. I am alweeys wrapped up in many blankets and wraps. It ees hard to walk sometimes! 
Bambi has had many many baths over the years. I give big sigh when I see big purple bottle of shampoo coming out of le tack room as I know what ees about to happen 
But, I must admeet zat I look fabulous ven I am clean! I shine veery brightly in ze sun 
It must be easy being bay 
This, it be wot I mean about der ugly ass clothes:
Ein big gelding, he be living at die same pferden-haus as me, he haff getted COW STUFF for ein early Christmas present. This, it be a verrie big insult. This gelding he be very large und he don’t nott to want to look like ein stupide doll wearing COW STUFF. Like ein cow pad und cow polo wraps.
Mein Schatzis who haff sended me pictures wenn their owners they don’t nott to be looking, I am telling you right now that I bist feeling der warm und fuzzies.
Ja, und I be wanting der Cajun spices off mein own fur die bran.
I haff getted mannie peppermints in mein day, but I don’t nott to like them no more. Now I would rather eat ein whole bag off Werther’s Originals. Mein sire, he beed Werther aber he be dead now, but mein real modder she haff telled me that it be named for mein father.
But I think she proberbly haff beed making this up.
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
Finals have made me very cranky. This made me very uncranky. Thanks so much.
I don’t nott to know about being no bay because I bein ein fat brown pferd. I don’t nott to like no baths, better to be ein stink-pferd.
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
This is the real Portia. My human took my name to use on her bulletin boards, but I’m the one and only real thing.
So, anyway, thanks for putting out your holiday list. You forgot one important thing, though – Horse Cookies. Sugar lumps and carrots and apples are all great, but sometimes the dumb people forget to bring them. With the horse cookies, they can keep a whole big bag of them ready in the tack room for whenever we need them.
I understand you are friends with, or maybe even related to, my big brother Lucien. (Well, he’s my older adopted brother, but I’m at least 3 inches taller than him.) He takes good care of me when we go out in the big field together (which isn’t near often enough), but I can always use another handsome male admirer. A girl like me can’t have too much attention, you know.
Anyway, you sound like a real gentleman, and so does Red Storm. I hope you both will be my friends.
Portia (the Queen)
[This message was edited by Portia on Dec. 17, 2001 at 12:48 PM.]
Hallo every boddie, Willem here! You proberbly haff seen mein picture on die internet, I be verrie famouse. If you haff liffed on Mars or some thing, und you don’t nott to know me, I be Coreene her horse. I be VERRIE HANDSOME und I be ein chestnut Hanoverian und I be 19 und I be verrie tall, I be 17.2HH und I write prettie good English.
Any how, mannie off your horse friends und me, we haff emailed each other und this it be wot we want und don’t nott to want for der Christmas:
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Giff us mannie karroten. This is be carrots auf Deutsch. It don’t nott to matter wot you think, we can eat mannie karroten at die same time. Like ten pounds at least. At once. Don’t nott to skimp, this it don’t nott to be in der Christmas spirit.
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Giff us ein promise off one apfel per day for die whole year. I like to eat mein apfels in two bites, but mein mannie girl mare friends, they like it best wenn you cut them upp in mannie little pieces.
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Stand under our mouth so der clothing can catch die apfel spit.
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Giff us ein box off C&H Pure Cane Sugar cubes. We need TEN cubes per day. If you be saying “ten only” at die end, then we don’t nott to haff to bother counting und we know you don’t nott to be giffing us no more this day. Wenn the box it be empty, buy more. Don’t nott to let any no-sugar days happen.
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Get ein massage with ein horse chiropractor. I like this mit die girl chiropractors die best becose I don’t nott to like mannie men except for mein grandpa, he be Coreene her daddy.
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Giff us die same loff wot we giff you. We loff you verrie much und it don’t nott to be nice if you don’t loff us die same. Don’t nott to make us do things wot make our feets hurt.
[I]Don’t nott to buy no ugly ass things for us to wear und then say it be a present for us, it don’t nott to be, it be for you.[/I]
Verrie Happie Christmas und Happie Chanukah und Happie Kwanzaa und Happie Every Thing Else und Happie New Year.
Loff, Willem
PS: to mein pen pal Jade, wenn you coming to HB a-gain?
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
Willem,
Quite the gentleman, you’ve just sent mares into a frenzy, coast to coast. Does Jade have your heart? Or are you a free agent? The mares are champing at their bits to know! I will print out your answer, and show it to the bachelorettes in Philadelphia. There’s some nice Main Line blueblood around here. Please include your best head shot if you are, indeed, available so they can put a face to that very appealing accent.
Quad A, every day.
Willem am posting this for Chuck…
Yo Will, cool accent. Bet the chicks dig it! My person is posting this, well she’s rewritten it a bit too. Hey, got lots and lots of ponies in my barn. Cool ones too, plus this snooty tooty WB. Big gurl, think she may have an accent if she ever stops telling me not to do this, or not to do that. She kinda hisses it, under her breath. UGH bossy one. Kept telling me how I needed to grow up. Yeah, like she’s had my life. Finally have a home, where I can just be me. Been such a good boy it hurts. Need to play with my pony pals. They know how to have fun. And ya know, people don’t tell them to grow up! Any way, think I’m getting a big hot bran mash with molasses, carrots & apples. Boy, my lips are just smacking thinking of it.
Only horses unnerstan this. Peoples they don’t nott to unnerstan.
I loff mannie horse cookies und I be - for real - one off der official Taste Test horses for Giddyap Girls horse treats. Und mein photo, it be in their advertisement wot it be in Equus. I be der horse on die right, aber the photo it be distorted ein bit. Becose I don’t nott to look as handsome in die picture as I do in real life, wot it be so handsome that it make you pee.
I be a German horse und this be straight from mein mouth.
