What is this guacamole you all are talking about? Is it good on hay? I like hay.
[QUOTE=The Pony;8110008]
What is this guacamole you all are talking about? Is it good on hay? I like hay.[/QUOTE]
Pony! I love you!!
you can have as much as as you want, until you start looking like Thelwell. Then we would have to put you on a diet.
[QUOTE=BEARCAT;8109993]
Woke up to 15 inches of snow and it’s still coming down hard, so this thread better get going again! Only one new page overnight???[/QUOTE]
Ours turned to rain overnight. But the conditions on 25 cancelled my plans for the day. We can probably run up a few pages today
[QUOTE=PonyOwner;8110014]
until you start looking like Thelwell. Then we would have to put you on a diet.[/QUOTE]
What is thelwell? I give this Thelwell the hairy eyeball, I do not want to look like a Thelwell.
[QUOTE=The Pony;8110023]
What is thelwell? I give this Thelwell the hairy eyeball, I do not want to look like a Thelwell.[/QUOTE]
http://cdn1.fast-serve.net/cdn/lorileeart/1962-thelwell-print_700_600_3TNQ6.jpg
Dear pony, that is Thelwell, image provided in case you haven’t seen him. He is round and very cute, but if you got that rotund, I would worry about founder. Then if you foundered and people on COTH found out, they would get very angry! they would tell me I am a terrible pony mom. I can’t let that happen because then I might lose you because OP would come back with animal control.
ThePony, what took you so long? We’ve all been waiting with guacamole-baited breath!
It seems all of you care a lot about all this, but really, all I want is to eat my hay and keep my Kid. I was thinking of approaching him with the idea of surgically shortening his legs so he doesn’t need rollerskates when riding. Other kids are OK but my Kid is the best one. This whole ‘Kid growing up’ thing is ridiculous and I don’t like it.
As for all the other stuff, and open horsetrailers, and the cost of my saddle, I will simply say that all horse people are crazy (except for my Kid, who is the best one).
I’ve helped my Kid grow brave and strong. Together we have conquered all sorts of things. He understands I am mighty, even if my legs are short. We have shared many secrets and many hours, and really all I want is many more of those hours.
I think the Pony is sending out communiques on the Pony Network to create chaos among all Ponyland. my Pony laid an egg last night. No kidding! – https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206159697013430&set=a.1492536715412.68690.1293847780&type=1&theater
[QUOTE=Frostbitten;8110004]
Je Suis Ponee Gucamolee[/QUOTE]
Je Suis GuacaPonee
This thread was, like, 17 pages the last time I looked at it. Do I need to come back with refreshments?
My SO just texted me saying he’s getting Chipotle for lunch, because he is craving their guac.
And I almost named my new jumper ‘Guacamole’ after saying for years if I ever bought a grey jumper (I never thought I’d own a grey!) I’d name him Guacamole.
Now I feel like this whole thread is a ruse to prove to me my life is like ‘The Truman Show’
Pony Owner went to town
Riding on The Pony
Put chipotle in her hat
Called it Guacamole
[QUOTE=Frostbitten;8110154]
Pony Owner went to town
Riding on The Pony
Put chipotle in her hat
Called it Guacamole[/QUOTE]
I called it a mess. It ruined the hat and messed up my hair so I don’t do that anymore.
[QUOTE=Frostbitten;8109823]
Still waiting to hear from the key figure in all this - The Pony. I’m sure he’s talking to his psychic/communicator and soon all will be revealed.
I wonder if he will have an accent…[/QUOTE]
Where the hell is tidyrabbit - wasn’t she the resident “horse communicator?” Or was that bar.ka?
PonyOwner, it’s what is called a hot mess.
[QUOTE=Frostbitten;8110236]
PonyOwner, it’s what is called a hot mess.[/QUOTE]
you win the prize for creating post #666. I didn’t forward it because I forgot and don’t want to waste time trying to find which page it is on.
In this case it was a cold mess. I’ve never heard of hot guacamole.
Where are the loosest slot machines in Vegas? On the strip or elsewhere?
[QUOTE=The Pony;8110023]
What is thelwell? I give this Thelwell the hairy eyeball, I do not want to look like a Thelwell.[/QUOTE]
Thelwell was a cartoonist in Britain who wrote the most hysterical cartoons around the hunts and horsey sets. Country vets, dogs, just crying funny. You can buy his books. Classics. But, his drawings of proto-typical fat shetland pony types with impossibly shaggy manes and evil eyes with tiny tiny girls riding them over the same stone walls adults and their tall leggy TBs were riding are beyond classic, and pretty much true to form. If you know his cartoons, you can spot a Thelwell pony a mile away.
PonyOwner, that’s exciting news! And devilishly good of you to offer a prize.
