Word to the Wise: Lesson Reminder for Everyone

[QUOTE=Beentheredonethat;8114994]
I haven’t. Sorry. I need to figure out how, and I’ve not had any downtime since I got back. I DID post it on the COTH WC Facebook.[/QUOTE]

I am a little happy it could be semi-anonymous

Alright sports fans, here’s my mid-thread Cliff Notes (because you know we’ll go for another 60 pages):

-OP takes long trip with offspring to pick up Pony. Many details ensue.
-Pony not given to OP, OP MAD
-PO wants OP to buy tack, saddle price still unspecified 68 pages later
-There’s a trailer involved, whether it’s open (as in doors) or open (on top) it was rented for the trip regardless
-OP MAD
-PO stays mum to the situation (smart woman)
-COTH’ers figure out who PO is. Paging all wanna-be PI’s.
-Many COTH’ers want to know who PO is, PM’s are sent.
-OP MAD and wanted to give pony rides on Pony
-Many COTH’ers in LV for WC and find PO
-Burritos follow, guac is delicious and COTH’ers gain weight accordingly.
-Thread takes a French turn as cries of Je Suis Pony Owner are echoed.
-Many threaten to own Pony, one becomes Pony, PO in LV at WC with BTDT still doesn’t chime in (smart woman)
-Many avocados lose their lives in the making of this thread.
-OP bows out, PO never bows in.
-One COTH’er relives her moment of canoeing with Jason Mraz (nice move)
-Saddle price is never given, although saddle itself becomes mysteriously blue.
-Thread becomes the darling of WC
-Saddle is being sold as a fractional ownership, on the IPO, of which 2/3 are spoken for. Please message ybiaw for the remaining 1/3 shares (there’s an unlimited number of these, so don’t miss out) at $5,000 each (plus ancillary rights and perpetuity). It’s a rare opportunity to own a piece of COTH history. Houseguests not welcome, neither is anyone associated with Jill Burnell.
-Pony gets propositioned by eligible WC stallions and is melancholy that ponies can’t consume avocados. (Thank you for letting me use the word melancholy in a sentence, it’s a favorite)
-Our beloved thread travels to Germany where bratwurst, "Weiner"schnitzel, beer and the like are discussed.
-Pictures of the PO (yes THEEE PO) eating Chipotle with guac in LV at WC emerge. Be still, our clogging arteries.
-#TeamPonyOwner becomes a thing.

  • Three posts from now The Saddle shall appear
    -OP probably still MAD, everyone else happy.
    -Carry on.

[QUOTE=AndNirina;8115074]
Alright sports fans, here’s my mid-thread Cliff Notes (because you know we’ll go for another 60 pages):

-OP takes long trip with offspring to pick up Pony. Many details ensue.
-Pony not given to OP, OP MAD
-PO wants OP to buy tack, saddle price still unspecified 68 pages later
-There’s a trailer involved, whether it’s open (as in doors) or open (on top) it was rented for the trip regardless
-OP MAD
-PO stays mum to the situation (smart woman)
-COTH’ers figure out who PO is. Paging all wanna-be PI’s.
-Many COTH’ers want to know who PO is, PM’s are sent.
-OP MAD and wanted to give pony rides on Pony
-Many COTH’ers in LV for WC and find PO
-Burritos follow, guac is delicious and COTH’ers gain weight accordingly.
-Thread takes a French turn as cries of Je Suis Pony Owner are echoed.
-Many threaten to own Pony, one becomes Pony, PO in LV at WC with BTDT still doesn’t chime in (smart woman)
-Many avocados lose their lives in the making of this thread.
-OP bows out, PO never bows in.
-One COTH’er relives her moment of canoeing with Jason Mraz (nice move)
-Saddle price is never given, although saddle itself becomes mysteriously blue.
-Thread becomes the darling of WC
-Pony gets propositioned by eligible WC stallions and is melancholy that ponies can’t consume avocados. (Thank you for letting me use the word melancholy in a sentence, it’s a favorite)
-Our beloved thread travels to Germany where bratwurst, "Weiner"schnitzel, beer and the like are discussed.
-OP probably still MAD, everyone else happy.
-Carry on.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for the synopsis, but I still don’t know who the PO is!:lol:

[QUOTE=cheval convert;8115086]
Thank you for the synopsis, but I still don’t know who the PO is!:lol:[/QUOTE]

My ID will explain.

[QUOTE=PonyOwner;8115108]
My ID will explain.[/QUOTE]

You are NOT PO. I have PICTURES! You are an impersonator!!

[QUOTE=Beentheredonethat;8115167]
You are NOT PO. I have PICTURES! You are an impersonator!![/QUOTE]

Yes, but I Am The Saddle!

So now I need someone to pm the real identity of “the saddle” to me. Sigh, I just can’t keep up.

[QUOTE=cheval convert;8115197]
So now I need someone to pm the real identity of “the saddle” to me. Sigh, I just can’t keep up.[/QUOTE] The Saddle is crashed at one of its many pads, searching for a new home, without value and feeling blue.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

There are a LOT of impersonators in here, I tell ya–ponies, pony owners, saddles. Something’s not kosher, or Mexican (food.)

[QUOTE=AndNirina;8115074]
Alright sports fans, here’s my mid-thread Cliff Notes (because you know we’ll go for another 60 pages):

-OP takes long trip with offspring to pick up Pony. Many details ensue.
-Pony not given to OP, OP MAD
-PO wants OP to buy tack, saddle price still unspecified 68 pages later
-There’s a trailer involved, whether it’s open (as in doors) or open (on top) it was rented for the trip regardless
-OP MAD
-PO stays mum to the situation (smart woman)
-COTH’ers figure out who PO is. Paging all wanna-be PI’s.
-Many COTH’ers want to know who PO is, PM’s are sent.
-OP MAD and wanted to give pony rides on Pony
-Many COTH’ers in LV for WC and find PO
-Burritos follow, guac is delicious and COTH’ers gain weight accordingly.
-Thread takes a French turn as cries of Je Suis Pony Owner are echoed.
-Many threaten to own Pony, one becomes Pony, PO in LV at WC with BTDT still doesn’t chime in (smart woman)
-Many avocados lose their lives in the making of this thread.
-OP bows out, PO never bows in.
-One COTH’er relives her moment of canoeing with Jason Mraz (nice move)
-Saddle price is never given, although saddle itself becomes mysteriously blue.
-Thread becomes the darling of WC
-Pony gets propositioned by eligible WC stallions and is melancholy that ponies can’t consume avocados. (Thank you for letting me use the word melancholy in a sentence, it’s a favorite)
-Our beloved thread travels to Germany where bratwurst, "Weiner"schnitzel, beer and the like are discussed.
-#TeamPonyOwner becomes a thing.

  • Three posts from now The Saddle shall appear
    -OP probably still MAD, everyone else happy.
    -Carry on.[/QUOTE]

You forgot to mention that I still have 1/3 shares of the saddle available for $5000 each.

[QUOTE=Beentheredonethat;8115167]
You are NOT PO. I have PICTURES! You are an impersonator!![/QUOTE]

I am the Pony Owner, please keep the friendship and don’t stir drama.

I am a little sad on account of this.

Let us discuss about good food now that Vegas is over and we are missing it. Too much of mexican food is not good so we turn to good German food and stop the guac.

[QUOTE=AndNirina;8115203]
The Saddle is crashed at one of its many pads, searching for a new home, without value and feeling blue.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.[/QUOTE]

The saddle has value an is worth a good amount of $. Shares of 1/3 are selling as every knows it is a good saddle.

AndNirina, did you say “mid-thread”? Mid-thread!?!?

OMG do we have another 69 pages to go? :eek:

[QUOTE=Bristol Bay;8115247]
AndNirina, did you say “mid-thread”? Mid-thread!?!?

OMG do we have another 69 pages to go? :eek:[/QUOTE]

In the words of Juno “Dream Big!!” I have faith in us.

[QUOTE=ybiaw;8115214]
You forgot to mention that I still have 1/3 shares of the saddle available for $5000 each.[/QUOTE] Why yes, I apologize for not marketing your steal of a deal more clearly. Will edit accordingly.

So wandered over to pinterest and guacamole recipes started appearing on my feed. Fun or Creepy…I can’t decide which.

[QUOTE=AndNirina;8115074]
Alright sports fans, here’s my mid-thread Cliff Notes (because you know we’ll go for another 60 pages):

-OP takes long trip with offspring to pick up Pony. Many details ensue.
-Pony not given to OP, OP MAD
-PO wants OP to buy tack, saddle price still unspecified 68 pages later
-There’s a trailer involved, whether it’s open (as in doors) or open (on top) it was rented for the trip regardless
-OP MAD
-PO stays mum to the situation (smart woman)
-COTH’ers figure out who PO is. Paging all wanna-be PI’s.
-Many COTH’ers want to know who PO is, PM’s are sent.
-OP MAD and wanted to give pony rides on Pony
-Many COTH’ers in LV for WC and find PO
-Burritos follow, guac is delicious and COTH’ers gain weight accordingly.
-Thread takes a French turn as cries of Je Suis Pony Owner are echoed.
-Many threaten to own Pony, one becomes Pony, PO in LV at WC with BTDT still doesn’t chime in (smart woman)
-Many avocados lose their lives in the making of this thread.
-OP bows out, PO never bows in.
-One COTH’er relives her moment of canoeing with Jason Mraz (nice move)
-Saddle price is never given, although saddle itself becomes mysteriously blue.
-Thread becomes the darling of WC
-Saddle is being sold as a fractional ownership, on the IPO, of which 2/3 are spoken for. Please message ybiaw for the remaining 1/3 share at $5,000. It’s a rare opportunity to own a piece of COTH history. Houseguests not welcome.
-Pony gets propositioned by eligible WC stallions and is melancholy that ponies can’t consume avocados. (Thank you for letting me use the word melancholy in a sentence, it’s a favorite)
-Our beloved thread travels to Germany where bratwurst, "Weiner"schnitzel, beer and the like are discussed.
-#TeamPonyOwner becomes a thing.

  • Three posts from now The Saddle shall appear
    -OP probably still MAD, everyone else happy.
    -Carry on.[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to add here- I’ve lost 4 pounds since the start of this thread. #GuacDiet #TeamGuac

What was the name of the Cother who a few years ago covered herself with guac from Jason Miraz’s avocado grove and then let him goodle it?

Best to head for Kentucky now, not Germany. Rolex, the Oaks, the Derby, etc.

Favorite pony: German Riding Pony. Hybrid vigor!

Still with #teamPonyOwner! The one on Coth, who has told us about some Cothers she has met in Vegas. Too bad The Saddle and The Trailer did not get to Vegas, with The Pony, to meet some of those Cothers also. Now to try to figure out just which Cothers the Pony Owner met and has posted about on here!

good morning

[QUOTE=Beentheredonethat;8115167]
You are NOT PO. I have PICTURES! You are an impersonator!![/QUOTE]

PO looks familiar to The Trailer. Why does no one ask The Trailer? The Trailer has tried to be open, which is a step up in the right direction. Why does no one care about The Trailer, or the squeaky wheel, or whether avocado oil will work to grease the wheels?

The Trailer is sad. Perhaps a new paint job to cheer up? The Trailer has heard Twinkle Toes is a good glitter clear coat?