So I’ve got too many breeches, and none of them are perfect. My favorites are unfortunately the ones I’ve bought off facebook that might as well be classified as “the breeches that time forgot”: JPC platinum shapely, ELT, some knit Horze with 1 inch belt loops. . . .
I’m looking for a slightly heavier fabric, front zip, full seat, not silicone, sock bottom, and full length rise, in what is normally a 34(street size 16), and preferably not $200, although I’m beginning to think I might have to spend that much.
I absolutely cannot wear modified low rise, comort fit, equitrue, or any of the other euphemisms the manufacturers have come up with for “we are too cheap to give you all the fabric you paid for and only like to buy short zippers”. I’ve tried more than all of them, and I refuse to fight with my clothes to get them to stay up. I’ve tried the tuff riders, and the lack of structure around the midsection makes me look like I’ve shoved a spare tire in my shirt.
You would think someone, somewhere out there would be making my pants, but I can’t find them. Maybe the collective wisdom of COTH will have more luck? I’ll even pay international shipping at this point.