Your COTH BB Language Guide

[nhwr]

myrna that is because you are in a click

[nightsong]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dalliance:
OK. So now instead of LMAO, how about LMHHO? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

While I wouldn’t MIND losing my A (or the 25 or so pounds it encompasses), I don’t want to EVER lose my HH…

[BigMick]

how about:

revoled
snarky

[race_run_jump]

I would think that if your hoo hoo was pointed to the sky, you were NOT sitting deeply enough!!

[PoohBear84]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by frugalannie:
The only one that might still mystify is “Where’s the fruitbat?”. In case someone hasn’t already posted the origin, I believe it came to life after an agitated poster peppered her reply with “WTF”. As this is a very polite group, it was felt that the only possible meaning was “Where’s the fruitbat?”. [QUOTE]

Hahaha… now it all makes sense!

[Aggie4Bar]

OMGiH! I am just aghasted at all this talk of numping, finging, and freezing hoohoos on water troughs. I hate to sound attackative, but I think Dr. Freud (a neurotic fruitbatter who IMO dranken too much and was mentally afflicted by what must have been a severe Inverness problem) would probably call this entire thread an indication of hoohoodilly envy.

[race_run_jump]

OK, still reading the old Seinfeld/?for Merry thread. Reminds me of the time I was… v happy after spending the day at one of the point to points. Felt the need to hop on my horse and show off by galloping up and down the grass along the driveway bareback with halter and lead shank - was unfortunately wearing a miniskirt at the time, which reacted by ripping all the way to the waistband. Hmm - lady godiva had NO inverness problem on me.

[Irish_Ei_s]

Ooh, ooh,Well Done…

[Nootka]

For the Sporthorses of color horse folk…

I own the RARITY (hint, hint) first ever in the world <span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>doublepaloosaperlpalellopintoloosa</span> and <span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>purpapintozebrello</span>

For the newbies http://chronicleforums.com/groupee/forums?q=Y&a=tpc&s=6656094911&f=3206053911&m=55160312&p=1 read this link… the whole thing it is worth every post. It gets very very funny…

[OnyxThePony]

I NEED a new hobby… I can’t believe I know all these plus their meanings, plus can somewhat recall the threads they’ve come out of.

But this… THIS: Sometimes, instead of putting the spankmonkey in the virginia, they use a hoochie bucket instead to collect the baby dust… I just don’t recall seeing it put that way before. I am ROTFL

[Lisa_Cook]

PEEPS!

How could you leave PEEPS off the list?!

[Irish_Ei_s]

OK…that just did me in for the night…Thank You, one and all…

[Quinn]

Vandy thank you. I stand corrected. Please continue.

And yes LHU, it was -35C with the wind chill this morning. A tad frosty.

http://community.webshots.com/user/ballyduff

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Ok, I see how it is. I go to work, and those fruitbats actually expected me to WORK today, so I couldn’t keep up with this thread. What do I find when I get home? YOU GUYS! Numping and Finging HOHOOS all over the place, freezing them to water buckets and basically wrecking havok. I am so depressed, I missed all of the fun. Well, I will have you all know, that tomorrow, even though I will be at work, I will be keeping up with this hilarious thread. I hope to see you all in rare form tomorrow… I need a laugh… or several.

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Omom, I am such a bad speller, that sometimes when I try to look up a word, the DICTIONARY doesn’t even know what I am trying to say!

NOW! Stop being attackative or I am going to have to threaten to leave this BB and then make up an alter to defend myself. LE TIT BE!

[Cindeye_sEvilTwin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GottaRide:
I must say, I am thoroughly amused by this thread. The humor, creativity, and intelligence are all very refreshing. I, too, have been made to spew my BOC all over my kitchen counter. As a newbie, I’ve been playing catch up, diligently doing my homework, researching previous threads. I decided to get my feet (hoohoo?) wet, and although I can’t come close to matching the humor/creativity, I thought, Where’s the Fruitbat? Here goes:

A friend of mine looked at a horse that was 2.5 HHH tall. I think it was a palozebrellalino, or something like that…When she test rode him, she rode in jeans and did alot of numping; she toled me she couldn’t fing her breeches. As a result, she suffered an Inverness problem and when she got off exclaimed, “OMGiH, I’ve suffered a prolapsed HooHoo.”

Hey, I gave it a shot. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not bad, newbie! OK, you can play!

[J4J]

someone PLEASE find the “where’s the fruitbat?” thread? i have searched, and searched, and searched…

i would love to read it, it sounds hilarious!!

[Coreene]

So, how many are there by now? Off the top of my head, in no particular order:

fing
nump
beaver drilling
baby quiche
toled
baby carrots
Inverness Problem
attackative
aghasted
le tit be
this it be wrong
Aunt Esther’s purse
where’s the fruitbat?
the porch
trout
dranken
stinking flounder
loff
OMGiH

PS: nhwr, thank you for the idea that I stole!

[pmc]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
It’s not the HoHoos that are at 48th St and the Pier, it’s the HO-HOs!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Santa’s gettin’ numped in the off-season?

Shocking.

[Lord_Helpus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dancing lawn:
OMGiH! We’ve become a cult! There has to be a joke in there, somewhere! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It means that we are just one “N” away from having this thread shut down.