Maybe the tree-scraping thing depends on what part of the country you are from. I’ve ridden MANY, MANY hack/rent horses and their two tactics out here on the west coast have been (a) lie down and roll (a true panicker of the inexperienced); or (b) refuse to move at all. I long ago learned that when you go to a rental place, tell them that you DON’T know how to ride. Then they will give you a nice horse that just “goes along.” Tell them you know how to ride and they give you the rent string’s laziest, most stubborn horse to ride, because you “know how to ride” and can make it go. So your entire ride ends up as a kick, kick, kick, oh, H*ll, grab a switch off a tree and look like a meanie giving the sucker a good whack!
And on the orgasm question: I did have ONE person tell me that she once REALLY enjoyed a lengthened trot in one dressage test so much that she almost didn’t make it round the corner at the end of the diagonal!!
And you think people have trouble with the TB is a BREED (not a synonym for “purebred”) question, try to explain what an Appaloosa is since the ApHC has created solid 7/8ths QHs and calls THEM Appaloosas!!!
And as someone mentioned above, explaining that you rarely win money for showing your horse and the blank looks are incredible as they weigh the expense against the perceived reward.
Another favorite question is “Well, how much does it cost to have a horse.” I feel like saying, sit down and let me tell you… that it depends: If all you want is a nice quiet horse to hack out on the trail, it can be a not unreasonable expense. Do you want to show? Little schooling shows are cheap, “A” Hunter shows, well, $$$$$$. To what level do you want to ride? What are your expectations for success? HOw much are you WILLING to invest in both time and money to achieve that level. And of course, there’s always the fact that, while some horses are incredibly expensive, the purchase price is usually the least of the expense involved. It’s a great way to truly STUN someone with more information than they probably ever wanted G
I always try to point out that while you can be a hacker at golf and still enjoy yourself, riding demands a certainly level of competency before it become truly enjoyable (at least for an adult!). I think that is why gaited horses (like Pasos and Fox Trotters) have become so popular - one can learn to ride them ably more quickly than one can learn dressage or to jump.
[This message has been edited by Sandy M (edited 10-19-2000).]