Sigh. And people wonder why I think I’m adopted. Yesterday, Merry cons me into riding the 3-year-old Hanoverian Cow-Beast (aka Barbie Cow). Things are going OK … until our father, the WWII and Korean War veteran, decides to conduct a one-man parade down the long driveway past the ring – WITH THE FLAG he and QHSM have been posting at the gate to El Ranchito.
Barbie Cow understandably comes to a full-dead-in-the-water-head-up-and-snorting stop. I’m calmly trying to call to Dad to ask him to please STOP unfurling the flag as he’s walking along. He, of course, has the hearing of a combat vet which means he can’t hear what I’m saying. So QHSM, trying to be helpful, goes running after him, yelling and waving her arms, “STOP! You’re scaring Barbie!!” (Yeah, like that’s gonna help the situation. ) He turns around to see what she’s yelling about, unfurling and waving the flag as he goes … then he turns back to look at Barbie, the flag rippling and snapping overhead.
Merry, of course, has collapsed in a hysterical fit of laughter.
Barbie’s eyes, by this time, need boot pulls to reel them back into her head. She is frozen in place. She cannot move. She would like to move, but alas, she cannot. This is because Dad has now stopped right on the other side of the ring rail from her, the flag waving snappily, to ask me, “What did you say? I couldn’t hear you … your mother was yelling at me.”
Right about then, Barbie became unstuck. I think Merry is still rolling on the ground laughing.
Adopted. I swear I am.
So, let’s all share in hopes of lightening the mood. What have YOUR relatives done to give YOU a near-death experience?
Bulletin Board Goddess