Unfortunately, it was by someone flying a glider, who radioed down to his friends, who were all surrounding the car when we got back to it. He was embarrassed. I, however, curtsied.
Some other things we could throw into this thread:
Rockstars in their underpants
Good souvenirs you “borrowed”
Good foot-in-mouth insertions
What you’ve done on a dare
nhwr, I would love to see the Qs on that quiz!
Girl, what are you thinking? Hasn’t being my little sister taught you anything? You can’t loff your eff bees, it is NOT allowed. It’s the same as what Rupert Campbell-Black says about grooms: they are there purely for the rider’s enjoyment. As for him having the big SO already … well, all I can say is that in an ideal world it shoudl be All Girls Stick Together, which means that we should not nump another’s numpage.
(Of course, we all have and given that you are my much younger sister, I will allow you this one indiscretion, but only this one and no more. And you know in your heart it’s time to cut him loose, because at the end of the day you can’t REALLY loff someone who would do this to their SO. Because one day that SO could be YOU.)
Dang! When you LOFF them, they either become SOs, husbands, exes or headaches. Actually, they can be each of the first three AND a headache, but then why keep 'em?
I want you to know that, coming from me, the Goddess of Commitment Phobes, this talk of loff is SO scaring me.
Does anyone else feel numb unless they are around their horses? Like they are not “real” with other people? Or is it just me…only my horse friends ever get to see the real “me”. Everyone else gets the mask.
EMPLOYED!!! Finally!! I started at Cosi and didn’t spill anything on anyone (yet), Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC’ers 
I have done NONE of those things, and now my time is passed because I live in a smallish town and I teach. If I dance on a bar and flash my boobs, I run the risk that I will be flashing a student. Can we just say “no tenure for YOU”?
Ahhhhh, I should have done stupid stuff when I had the chance.
(Even the nekkid photos - God forbid I should get some and then they fall into enemy hands. . . . Dear God. 
)
canterlope
I’m glad that it was good for you.
Who has ridden nekkid? 
Friendship is Love without his wings
-Lord Byron
Ponygrl, there is no way you are the BB Ho. There is no BB Ho. There are a lot of BB Friskies, but no Hos.
Ran a school newspaper when I was in grade 7. Interviewed Lena Horne, Vincent Price, Wayne Gretzky, Mary Martin, Don Rickles. Yes, I was a tad mature for my age.
Interviewed Sting when I was 15 for a national kids’ tv show. Sigh and swoon.
Wrote with Norman Mailer as a teen.
Rex Smith picked his nose within 5 feet of me.
Sat practically on John Malkovich’s lap for an interview for the university paper. He is the sexiest cross-eyed man I’ve ever encountered.
Richard Gere is not much taller than I.
David Hasselhoff spit in my hair.
I misdirected the urinal-seeking William Shatner to the President’s office.
In Cannes, ran into Erik Estrada, Bob Geldof, Jacques Cousteau.
Hit Brian Eno’s wife in the head with a Doc Marten-shod foot in London.
Flown with Laura Dern, Lyle Lovett.
In L.A. restaurants, ran into Madonna, Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn.
Exchanged meaningful looks with Mike Myers.
Hans’ encounters are almost more interesting. Christopher Walken almost made him soil his Joe Boxers on a flight from Toronto to S.F.
The wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper yanked down his pants and showed him his ash on a flight from the west coast to Toronto.
Diane Keaton stalked him at Hazelton Lanes in Toronto.
If you ride nekkid do you wear your approved?
For the truth that binds us all together
I would like to say a simple prayer
That at this special time you will have true peace of mind
And loff to last throughout the coming year ~The Christmas Wish
…these are the Days of our Lives (okay, DOTL meets As The Hotwalker Turns).
I can’t say my FB from when I was 19 and in my 20s is still my best friend, but he is still a very good friend and still my attorney.
And I have always been the opinion that numping an old boyfriend (unless he was a psycho or something) can be a good thing, since it’s kind of like finding an old pair of slippers at the back of the closet, pulling 'em on and thinking “mmmmm, these are SO comfy.” Of course, there are others to whom I would no longer give the time of day.
nwhr, I do SO think that you and I are gonna have to see The Stones together one day!
Have not had this much fun on a thread in ages. I wanna party with all of y’all.
I flash frequently, in the office, and I never wear skivvies.
I’ve got to show off new bras SOMEWHERE.
We always called it pocket pool.
Never danced ON a bar, danced a lot IN a bar. Haven’t flashed anyone in Lowe’s either. 
I feel so deprived.
Hey we could have a simul-blast
You know a designated CoTH festivity day, like maybe Aiden’s 1st B-day???
We could video hook ups; people reporting in from around the country. Willem could be the EM CEE. What do you think?
Okay may be the sun is getting to me 
think “friend with benifits” Duffy took me a while to because round here it’s FF or BB
~ Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once ~
Oh my gawd Kinsella, LMAO!
I think farts are HYSTERICAL, no matter the origin.
She is not my favorite, but I do think she is better than other screechers like Whitney Houston and J-Lo.
I never understood the Boy Band Thang. Must be too old.
If you were Christina Aguilera’s mother, would you have had a connip about the clothing yet?
and will now try for the third time to get rid of 'em. Last night when I was posting that, my computer kept saying it was not working while it, if fact, was working quite well!
Shall now try to remove the blatherings!
y’all are too much!
I have a skull collection
I’ve never named my cat, just call her Calico (she’s 9 yrs old)
Did “IT” in a canoe
Smoked weed with amish kids (they grew it, hey, it was the 70’s)
After lunching on onion rings, let go a SBD while restraining a happy, unsuspecting dog, and everyone at the clinic was, like, “eeuuw, Spot, you’re stinky!”
Once upon a time, took a spanish final exam drunk as a skunk, and aced it.
Can belch whole sentences and commands
Have been pulled over 9 times, but no tickets.
I’ve shot a pistol off my horse.
Oh Coreene,
Please do a search on the IP. It’s a must read. The original thread may even be saved in the “Favorites” forum…
Fart Story:
Standing in line at McD’s with an almost 3yr old Beast. It’s crowded, so I have her right in front of me so that she wouldn’t get squished. Suddenly I felt a tremor across my knees against which she was butted.
Without flinching she yells out FART!!! I remain motionless hoping it would end there. Then my whole world began to spin as the Beast turned around, put her hands on her hips and loudly stated:
Mommy!!! I just FARTED!!!
I wanted to find a hole to crawl into. She then spotted some people snickering, and realizing that she was now the center of attention, began singing her made-up fart song… 
Proud member of the Sunnieflax Clique, IDAC Clique
“Poster formerly known as SQW”
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