<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>How many of you have flashed?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, I haven’t flashed, but I had some friends in college who LOVED to flash me. I’d hear a knock at my door, would open it, and three pairs of breasts would be staring me in the face…
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
I steal knives from Chili’s.
I “played” mailbox baseball so many times with a bunch of guy friends in high school it was written up in the paper. No names involved, though, cause we never got caught.
When I worked in a karaoke bar, I used to have to sing all the damn time when it got slow!
I played strip poker with the manager and some guy friends (one I dated for 4 years after that) in said bar. If she didn’t cheat for me, I would have been stark nekkid in no time.
I’ve been meaning to email you the breast-placement instructions.
Here ya go.
Put bra on, bend at waist, stick your hand into the cup, grab one of the puppies and hoist 'em up.
Alternatively, you can duct tape the fallen heroes from the underside and put the bra on - resulting in a nice little Mount Decolletage. Just don’t duct tape should you decide to venture on a flash-and-procure mission at Lowe’s.
Well.
A friend of mine plays on that new Michelle Branch single that she does with Santana. Amazing how Carlos made it back to the Regular Working Hunters after years down in the crossrails.
Ha, ha, Canterlope is telling us her best fantasies!!
What?? Who??? That REALLY HAPPENED???
OMG—
(waitaminit, isn’t this the same person who lives on that lovely farm? are we sure someone isn’t just pulling our LEG???)
Is it okay to be jealous NOW?
How strange. Because I have AOL at home, grrrr, I am sure I have a Curse Of The Switch Over To New BB System. Now I can be Multi BB-lingual, the “old” BB version at home and the new elsewhere.
Winning the auction means I can keep this topic for one week - and since it started on Monday afternoon, do fess up to all your public indiscretions NOW if you wish to, because time is running out!
Yes, and I didn’t but at the same time there were a few things I couldn’t fess up to.
You’ve all given me courage. I’m hanging the danged photos on our bedroom wall. Maybe I’ll make them part of our official home tour.
Won’t reveal the celebs I’ve “done” but I have several interviews on tape that would have you all rolling! 
Last spring my photographer and I were at this celebrity/wild west re-enactment charity event. So this group of cowboy actors including Bruce Boxleitner (Mr. SAG president/Melissa Gilbert’s hubby) is sitting all purdy on his horse. And I’d just done the interview. So my photographer wants this group shot and she says, “Okay, everyone draw your guns and look really tough.” And Bruce goes, “Uh, I don’t have a gun. What do I do?” And my photographer snaps, “I don’t know. You’re the actor. For cryin’ out loud, improvise!”
I about collapsed from laughing!
Am I jealous of those prettier, smarter, more slender than me? Nope. If I was, I’d spend my whole life being jealous of pretty much everyone I met.
Sucks, but there it is.
Memorable concerts:
U2 (4TH ROW), Billy Joel, INXS, Jane’s Addiction (HUBBY GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD IN THE MOSH PIT)
There’s a bar 1/4 mile from my house that gets some “names” in for summer concerts. I don’t have to pay, just sit out on my deck!
Proud member of the Sunnieflax Clique, IDAC Clique 
“Poster formerly known as SQW”
Coreene, did it pulsate or tingle?
First Concert:
Duran Duran
Heineken, why would you do that to your self??? 
If he is smart (and if he was, would he be in this situation?), you’ll get 50% of him and his time. You can fool yourself that it is “quality time” but that is a BS phase made up as an excuse by people who can’t meet their commitments. Of course, the sex is great BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET CAUGHT. It is why numping in the ladies room has its merits. And if it goes anywhere long term you’ll always remember he was willing to do it with you, what about with someone else. The doubt alone is corrosive.
You deserve more…sheeeit, any girl deserves more. Just say no!!! 
Flashing? Uh, yeah, okay, guilty of that too. Have also been known to engage in strip poker and pool. There was also a hot tub incident many years ago in Cannes which I’ll probably never live down.
Anyone ever set someone on fire?
This is gonna be a hoot!
OMG, I am never going to think of you people the same way…
I don’t have anything to compete. I am boring. 
But my bro and I once tore up the front lawn of the high school in his Jeep. No one saw him, so I dared him to do it again. On the second try, 1/2 the school saw it! Sadly, they got his plates and he had to pay for the damage.
Uhh, what else. Farts? No, how about massive belches? Again, my marauding little bro was responsible. He nearly shattered the skylights above the pool in a Sheraton during a family vacation. I think he was 8. We had been swimming for hours, bro did not know how to breathe while swimming & swallowed a TON of air. Suddenly his head pops up and he lets out this earth-shattering belch that turned heads everywhere. Bro then leaped out of the pool and dashed to the bathroom with both hands over his mouth, leaving all the witnesses staring at ME. 
Bro went in the bathroom, puked, then ran back out and leapt into the pool again. Kids!
Oh, and I dared him to paintball the school and he did. He and his friend got all dressed in their camo paintball gear and snuck to the school at night, pelted it, and were gone before the echo faded. The next morning the custodians were washing pink goo off the windows. 
This is why I’m so boring. My brother got all the “fun/exciting/crazy” genes.
~Sara
Charter member of the GM Fan Club
Member of the Dirt Divers 78th Airborne Unit, ATH Squadron
All right, I have to admit I’m very curious about this duct tape thing. Seeing as how I’m fairly well endowed, ‘the girls’ could use a little extra support now and then - but I’m a little afraid - how do you get the darn stuff off without mucho pain???
You know …
There are just some things a younger sister is NOT supposed to know!!
Dearest Santa: All I really want for Christmas is flying LEAD CHANGES!!
Hil, I’ll email you in a bit. Long To Do list this a.m.
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