Useless piece of Trivia:
Mr. Mommy was my College roommate’s Tae Kwon Do instructor. He was supposed to be a summer FB, and then I’d go back to the college boys in the fall. Sigh, not sure what happened there. 
Proud member of the Sunnieflax Clique, IDAC Clique 
“Poster formerly known as SQW”
I never thought that this thread would head this way when I read p.1…
And a quote from shmon:
-I’ve never had a REALLY bad pickup line used on me. The worst was “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” <groan>
OMG! If that is not a really bad pickup line, I cannot imagine one that is.
Being an old F*rt, I have never danced on a bar.
But I have broken my ankle and not known it until the next morning.
And I am a member of the Mile High Club.
And a muiltiple member of the Backseat Club and a multiple member of the Gondola Club (not easy when the ride is only 7 minutes and you have 4 layers of ski clothes on 
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My most notorious adventure was in Greece: I went to a Greek Island on an overnight trip, met this GORGEOUS man in a taverna at lunch and did not leave the Island for 7 days. I don’t think I even saw daylight for 7 days…
Oh to be young again!!!
I'm an organ donor. Are you?Joining the party late…
-Have danced on many a table and bar.
-Once fell off of said bar while dancing.
-My worst injury occurred after numerous tequila shots - looking for the bathroom, I fell down 2 steps (yes, 2 steps) and tore 3 ligaments in my ankle. I was so drunk I didn’t realize it until I woke up the next morning, got out of bed, and fell over.
-I go commando many times - mostly because I run out of underwear and am too lazy to do laundry.
-I hate sleeping with clothes on.
-I have never done the girl-kissing party trick, but my college roommate and I were known to dirty dance at parties to attract the guys.
-The wildest place I’ve ever done it is in a tree (seriously). However, I’ve never been caught (knock on wood).
-I once had a guy pull up next to me at a stoplight and ask if I was free for dinner.
-I’ve never had a REALLY bad pickup line used on me. The worst was “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” <groan>
-Speaking of beautiful men…I got Anthony Gobert (motorcycle racer) to give me his shirt (autographed) after an AMA race I was watching with my boyfriend.
Here is the gorgeous man himself. drooooooollllll.
I am horrified. I was 39% pure. I have no idea how this could happen. I thought it would be much, much less.
Of course, I did lie on a few questions because ya had to put in an email address. So maybe knock off 10% for that?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
do fess up to all your public indiscretions NOW if you wish to, because time is running out!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
'Cause I want you to get value for your auction dollars, Coreene…
-Hans and I started our relationship as FBs;
Your turn, Duffy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Heidi, you are my HERO!! You GO girl!!
To lose the 50 lbs. And another is to make sure my place is presentable enough so that someone could drop by whenever and I would not faint.
I was going to add “And keep up with filing at the office,” but now I have discovered that I can get the intern to file for me.
USELESS BREED TRIVIA: there are lots of Arabian people and trainers in Whittier, California. When we had an earthquake in 1988, it was the Whittier Narrows Earthquake and there was an aerial shot of the dust coming up high into the air from the fault line.
Well, then all I can say is it’s a good thing the ciggie blew in when it did, since it was destined to.
SEVEN YEARS?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merry:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Or what about pick-up lines? Any of you have any? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I’m assuming lines guys used to pick US up, not the other way around?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don’t insult me, Merry. Pick-up lines MEN use is a discussion for amateurs. Best pick-up lines WE women have used is a whole different academic discusion. Much more sophisticated. We, being the smarter sex, are much more creative and sneaky.
So, ladies, what was your best pick-up line?
canterlope
Well, in that case, it sounds as tho you hit the jackpot! And it’s nice that you’re in a position to really appreciate it (I don’t mean that quite the way it sounds…just that it would be sad for someone to have that and take it for granted). Genuinely thoughtful, giving people are NOT a dime a dozen.
But, clearly you are deserving, for in these matters I would trust Robby’s judgement absolutely
Okay peeps, don’t be sad but I just asked Erin to please close this thread for me (since I can’t figure out how to). Since winning this gave me an OT thread for one week, it would not be right to keep it going any longer.
And I so look forward to Duffy’s!
Wow… so I definately want to be like you guys!!!
But I think I’m on the way, playing truth or dare (partly nekkid)
I’ve never inhaled
Have flashed someone
Never danced on a bar (not old enough to get in) but have danced other places, and was not drunk.
I live in Nova Scotia, I haven’t had run in with any famous people. Although I am related to ____ Bridges who was an actor.
So where do I go to have these fun times? lol
Andrea
our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall
I’ve danced on a speaker in a bar not on the bar itself.
I love, love the look of a leather halter with silver on it!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heineken:
Underwear??? ONLY to ride or go to the gym. Other than that, always commando. MUCH more comfortable. And so fascinating to the boys. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
DUDE.
Oh, DUDE!!!
(Heiney-kins, I just don’t know what to say. . . . Oh, wait, yes I do - Are you SURE it is more comfortable? I mean, doncha get rubs?)
Why yes Heidi, they certainly do!!! And it doesn’t even seem to phase them does it???
Coreene - it’s called the Purity Test, and there’s many versions on the internet. One of the good ones:
http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/
Some have 60 questions, I’ve taken one that had 500! Just do a search for “purity test” and laugh the afternoon away
(FWIW, I was 40% pure on above purity test - which will be a rather high score compared to some of your results, I’m sure )
I love it in the spring when the new foals are running around, bucking, FARTING, and squealing, and farting and squealing when they fart.
Proud member of the “I Hate Physical Therapy” clique | Auction for Aiden!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Every time I am forced to stand around in the ballroom of the River Oaks Country Club, eating finger food and sipping white wine while chatting politely with my colleagues and clients, I leave the building at least five years older than I was when I went in. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Portia, you truly need me to escort you to this type of affair! My overview of the best/worst of the hors d’ouvres along with how to improve the setting along with a running critique of how to snag a bottle of the GOOD wine while goosing the staff would keep you entertained and youthful!
Coreene - That big, empty closet is more commonly called a Dumpster!
Friendship is Love without his wings
-Lord Byron
Silly Mommy - the pain of going out with children!
For a while, my little nephew had a thing about “trucks”, and at this same time, he was unable to say the “tr” sound and substituted “f”…
shopping with him in any area with toy trucks, with him SHOUTING out in his own way “(TR)UCK!” I just kept smiling.
and re Heidi’s question:nope, I am not jealous of women younger, more beautiful, slimmer etc than me… I can honestly say I have never felt jealous or competitive with other women. I either like them or I don’t based on who they are, how they act, what they say and do.
I wish I were younger, slimmer, prettier, but I also know that what god gives she also takes away…
speaking of which - did you see Bo Derek at the Royal?
However, I am sickeningly seething with jealousy about some people who are out riding in t shirts etc etc today, while I had to make due with being happy the snow plow guy came…now that freakin’ sucks! 
The way to a man’s heart is through his…bowels
My best friend swears that it was her invitation to her now-husband to fart on their first date that sealed their flatulent/marital fate.
To this day, she’s delighted and claps whenever the kids fart in her presence. Must be an intimacy thing - love me, love my bowels…
Hans and I recently celebrated 15 years together; the first year is fondly remembered as the Gaseous Year.
Daniel Day-Lewis was approached about playing Aragorn in Lord of the Rings after the original guy dropped out. DDL was already committed to “Gangs of New York” so the role went to Viggo Mortensen instead. I like DDL, but I can’t really see him as Aragorn.
Here’s a bit of funny dead-celebrity trivia: When John Denver was alive and on tour, he was in a town to play a gig and he found out about a John Denver lookalike contest that a bar was having. On a lark, he went to the bar and entered the contest. He got 3rd place.
“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!”
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