AIDEN AUCTION WINNING OFF TOPIC THREAD: like Seinfeld, it's an OT topic about NOTHING meets Question for Merry

Romantic? You ask for romantic? (Weighing in late, as usual, mainly because I have no exciting concert stories.)
How’s this for sappy and sweet? I was telling my husband that I wished I talked “purty” like him, because sometimes I just overflow with love for him (okay, NOW who’s the romantic??) and can’t find the words to express it.
His response:

“On the contrary, my dear, you are perfectly fitted! You say so much with your hugs and kisses. The way you throw your arms around me speaks volumes.
And the way you make my heart sing is the sweetest feeling in the world. I am loved by the one I love. All is right and good.
You are a blessing to me as well, my love, and you deserve me as well as I deserve you.
I love you!”

Okay, how disgustingly sweet is that? He may be a dork, but he’s MY dork, and I wuvs him! (The honeymoon ain’t over and shows no signs of getting that way… )

This is also the man who whisked me away to a gorgeous bed and breakfast for our one year anniversary. We had our own cottage with a jacuzzi, and we spent two days and three nights in utter heaven, surrounded by lilies and roses and lots of pillows.
Ah, to be rich so we could actually afford to do that again someday…
And now back to our regularly scheduled raunchiness!

I too once thought like you. Now I LOVE my underwear-less existence. It really is a nice comfy feeling. But not for riding, THAT would cause rubs for sure!!!

EMPLOYED!!! Finally!! I started at Cosi and didn’t spill anything on anyone (yet), Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC’ers

Oy vey, no fart stories! Yikes!

To Heidi…

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala…


California Dreamin’…

Oh wow, I just remembered one small boring thing.

I once hitchhiked down a mountain. Literally, down from the VERY peak of a mountain in CO. We got locked out of the van, just as a storm was rolling in. My hair was standing on end there was so much electricity in the air. Nice farmily from PA gave me a lift down to the base. My friends all went in 2 other cars. Kinda fun.

Check out http://www.breedersgroup.com !

I was talking to an adult horsey friend about this the other day.

There are two types of women in the horse world. One type has barely been shown in this thread and the other type has taken over

To quote my mother at Thanksgiving “No honey, I don’t think you’re a $lut, I’ve been around, I know what $luts are.” Thanks Mom.

Susie (Kachoo) I do think you need to come to DC next time I roll in. Hillary and I can show you how to have a good time and look like you know nothing of the sort!

My mom only slept with men with good hair, to counteract her extremely thin, fine hair in case she accidentally procreated. Yes, I was not planned, nor was my dad her current boyfriend (they did stay married for 10 years tho…) I do have GREAT hair.

The rules I was given once I reached maturity:
#1 (from my grandmother. who had a damn good time back in her day.) “Never ever let there be any media evidence.”
#2 (also from my grandmother) “Its better to say ‘I’m sorry’ than ‘May I?’”
#3 (from my mother) “Never sleep with more than one man during a monthly cycle. If you have to tell your child ‘well…your father was a guy I met in a bar…’ its better than saying ‘Well, your father was one of 3 possible guys I met in a bar’”

hehe. I come from a line of women who had lots of fun. They also have gotten preggers at 22 for the last 3 generations. I am breaking that one

Laura

Oh HSFH - YUM!! I have that too… It was my wallpaper for a while…

OK, Now this one is an ex… From HS, circa 1987/88…


It’s better than pushing up daisies…

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First Concert: The Beatles very first USA appearance I think it was at Shea Stadium in 1963 or 1964. I screamed myself hoarse and swooned over Paul for the next 2 years. The walls of my room were totally papered with movie magazine articles about him. My mother took me and 3 friends and parked several blocks away during the concert. She said she got a headache from the screaming even at that distance.

SIGH – There is NO love like an adolescent crush…

I'm an organ donor.  Are you?

Thank you Elizabeth. I think I got it now.

mmmm, tasty. Sorta Jon Bon-Jovi-ish. (first guy)

Dancing? Sigh.

Hans is a fabulous dancer and despite our height difference of practically a foot, we’ve finally figured out how to dance together - rather bawdily to boot. We’ve even been known to bring a Nine Inch Nails CD to weddings and bump and grind to the song “Deeper” as a PSA for the newlyweds embarking on their honeymoon.

Years ago, I was involved in a project with a really old, really short producer of Broadway shows, feature films; married most notably to Claire Bloom. Somehow, we ended up in a tiki lounge in Vancouver with a live band. Hillie would not take NO! as an answer to his invitation to dance. He held me really tightly, lead me by his hand on my back - and despite his advanced years, certain appendages do quite resemble the Energizer bunny…they just keep on ticking. Later read in Claire Bloom’s autobiography, the description of her ex as a sexual sadist.

And then there was a certain Southern gent with whom I tripped the light fantastic in the summer…

Coreene, I cannot imagine the trouble we’d get into together… Think you should plan on a visit in the summer.

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Sorta like when Elaine (Seinfeld) used a pix of herself for her Christmas card, not realizing her nipple was showing.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
Shaun Cassidy, followed shortly thereafter by Olivia Newton John at the height of her “Let’s Get Physical” hoopla. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, who hear will confess to OWNING at least ONE pair of leg warmers??

I remember my parents went to see Olivia Newton John when I was so young and I was SOOO jealous!

The state sport in Idaho is farting and my old trainer and her husband were from there. Their son Ben, from a very young age was taught that you say “excuse me” when you burb, and he started saying “icky scuse me” when he would fart. And anytime we went over those noisy things near toll booths on the road he would chortle “ICKY SCUSE ME”!!!

EMPLOYED!!! Finally!! I started at Cosi and didn’t spill anything on anyone (yet), Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC’ers

On drinking too much

In December of '95, Christmas was at my house. I was still living with my parents. My grandparents were there with us and we had a great time, assisted by consuming vast amounts of alcohol. One of the gifts my mom got me was a portable tackbox. I thought it would be cool if my dad and I sat in it for a picture, and I was right about that. The picture was very cool. What I wasn’t counting on was how difficult it would be to get out of the tackbox. We were stuck, and too drunk to figure an escape. My grandparents tried to help but couldn’t. My mom tried to help, tipped the tackbox on its side with us in it, and couldn’t help us anymore. Half an hour later, with help from the next-door neighbor, we got out.

A few weeks ago hubby and i came back from a nice dinner, where I had some nice margaritas. When we got out of the car I saw a bunny on our lawn, so I decided that I wanted to pet the bunny. The bunny (wisely) decided that he wouldn’t be petted, and hopped away. I tried to outsmart the bunny by hopping after him.

Today’s subliminal message is:

Ok, color me a total idiot, but I have NOT figured out what FB stands for… Methinks one would NOT be able to post the answer, so feel free to e-mail me.

Farts??? Let me tell you about the hysterical Milli farts!! My corgi, Milli, is a bit of a funny creature… When she farts it scares her so she shoots across the room like a bat outta he!!.. Sends the roommate and I into laughing fits! You’d think after 7 years she’d have figured out that they weren’t gonna kill her!!!


California Dreamin’…

I, too, saw Duran Duran.

I also saw Rush once and fell asleep during the show, and we were in the 10th row. Thank goodness everyone thought I was stoned; I was just tired and bored.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Duffy:
If these Aiden Off Topic threads only last one week, maybe mine should just be a continuation of this thread? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes!!! Absolutely!!! Fabulous idea!!!

visit www.victorianfarms.com

“Forenza” sweaters…and charm bracelets and necklaces…NOT the classy kind!!!

EMPLOYED!!! Finally!! I started at Cosi and didn’t spill anything on anyone (yet), Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC’ers