AIDEN AUCTION WINNING OFF TOPIC THREAD: like Seinfeld, it's an OT topic about NOTHING meets Question for Merry

[Kinsella]

OK, I confess…

I have “numped” in the bed of a truck while (someone else was) driving up Interstate 95. It was night BTW…

I walked out on Jonathan Scaarf (Dr. Carter’s cousin)… What was I thinking???

Oh, a friend of mine (I SWEAR it wasn’t me - really!!) numped in a car in the parking lot of the (what used to be) Radio Shack in Washington NC… In broad daylight… While the store was OPEN. No way am I that ballsy!!!

Was at a wonderful party with a friend and had a great conversation with Jim Carey - what a great guy! Also didn’t smoke anything with Cary Elwes (“As You Wish!!”) at the same party. And no man should wear plaid pants. Ever. For any reason.

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It’s better than pushing up daisies…

[nhwr]

I am thinking a Saturday afternoon tea at the Ritz Carlton in Laguna Niguel

Perfect local, beautiful view, great champagne by the glass. Of course, any BBers (not just those from OC) would be welcome. Shall we pick a day?

PS Coreene, I made you a copy of the cd in regular format for Willem.

[Coreene]

I know not of the Inverness Problem. Do we want details or is this scary?

Am I the only one who thinks that Joan Rivers’ clothing critiques are just sooooo twenty minutes ago?

Hurry, girls. We have less than 24 hours to share.

[Midge]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elizabeth:

Coreene, don’t undersell my achievement!

I dated the “gun-toting, Lynrd-Skynrd-lovin’, chain-smokin’, beer-swillin’-while-drivin’, former-cocaine-dealin’, no-underwear-wearin’, jobless, bigotted, smurf-sized FREAK.”

My party line, however, is that I knew NONE of that stuff when I hooked up with him! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Elizabeth, you list these qualities as if they are negatives!

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Just because you’re not paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

[Coreene]

Because we’ve all heard about the strip / kiddie pool escapade, Moesha!

[wtywmn4]

Hmmmm, danced on bar, not nekked tho… See Coreene, you weren’t there. Otherwise, wahoooooooooooooooooo!!! Drag raced illegally when learning to drive…

[Coreene]

How many of you have flashed? After I got my breast reduction, I was at the barn and a friend said “What do they look like?” so I whupped up my shirt and brassiere and showed 'em. A lot.

[Coreene]

OMG, what a DIVINE idea (she exclaims, listening to the Rolling Stones on compute radio!).

Willem is going to be mad about his CD. The other day he said he wanted to be a Starbucks barrista, but now has gone back to wanting to be a deejay.

[Heineken]

Emma the Aussie is scared of numping…she thinks I’m being killed.

My boobies are generally on parade when out (note my BB title of late).

Underwear??? ONLY to ride or go to the gym. Other than that, always commando. MUCH more comfortable. And so fascinating to the boys.

EMPLOYED!!! Finally!! I started at Cosi and didn’t spill anything on anyone (yet), Dupont North for all you VA/MD/DC’ers

[Everythingbutwings]

I have trivia AND a cute guy!

Auntie Pat and I went to high school and were in drama class with Matt Ashford. He was in Auntie Pat’s class (they were both in the production of Godspell in 10th grade).

Matt’s older (and I think cuter) brother, Randy, was in my grade.

Matt Ashford

I can honestly say that I have never watched him on TV.

Friendship is Love without his wings
-Lord Byron

[HN73]

I recently got to hold an olympic 3 day horse while he got some medicine.

He was at the last olympics and will most likely be in the next.

He was so small! Like 15.1!

[Everythingbutwings]

Think of the money that could be raised!

Imagine, body paint to replicate those hideous equitation outfits. Curb chains hanging from the ears and wrists.

What would the music be like?

Friendship is Love without his wings
-Lord Byron

[AAJumper]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
Next thing Merry is gonna tell us is that hers are sans odor.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mine smell like fresh cut roses!

visit www.victorianfarms.com

[Coreene]

I do think that counts the same for a half dozen flashes or one good numping.

Besides, you are the only gal I know who flew her horse Fedex, which really surpasses sooooooo much numpage!

[Coreene]

Where ARE you? And when is Oded coming back to the small screen???

[satin]

I’ve already told Portia that if she ever decides to move to NY, her future husband is waiting. I’ve tried explaining to him how I know her, but he just looks at me like I’m a little crazy.

I have tried out many potential Mr. Lily’s, but they all seem to be i-bankers who only want to talk about how hard they work and how much money they make. They are pretty, though.

Jesse L. Martin is so cute! I met him in high school when my English class went to see Rent and we met the cast. He’s even cuter in person than on L&O, if possible!

[Coreene]

Well hush mah mouth!

[Coreene]

Just plant a big one on him.

[buryinghill1]

I gave a horse a “bump” in the schooling area at the Olympics (it was 3am).
We won.

[HN73]

egads never! Oh the hair issues!

I do have pics of me as a child in my easter dress on my horse.

Guess whos idea THAT was (asks the girl who loves having her picture taken).