I have only been in the work force for a year, and I hate it…am ready to buy a farm, buy greenies, have Coach show them and sell them for 56times more than their purchase price. 
Problem - money…
So, how can I get rich - say by next week - it needs to be some-what legal…If it’s not legal, make sure that our resident lawyers (MichelleMc, Inverness, Portia and Sea Urchin) can get me off.
Thanks - it’s a slow Friday and I am ready to get the heck out of here!
Have you lost your mind?
You don’t get something for nothing, dollface. And 4-legs off the track as your only criteria is almost always a recipe for disaster. I’d go for “sound, sane and athletic,” in that order!
My suggestion would be best summised from a Salt-N-Pepa lyric ca. 1993 …
“If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight
It’s none of your business
And if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It’s none of your business”
Actually, I’m really trying to figure out a way to invest a bit of money and earn enough back to pay off my dreadful credit card debt. (Robby is the king of instant gratification.) I have a good buddy in Kentucky who is an investment specialist. I’m hoping to get some tips from him!
Robby
like I do
no Kaori
I am from the couch
but I do sleep around anywhere that I can
I read that those gals working at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada made over $175,000 a year?
LOL
Training Provided! I bet.
That Colonial Downs sent me as an attendance lure for next weekend. Want me to send them to you? Do you feel lucky?
I know whereof you speak. I forsook the world of attorney-dom and now have a small farm and 7 OTTB’s which will make me uncountably rich, someday. I think. I hope. I pray.
Except for the filly with the deformed hind leg. And, possibly, except for the gelding with the bad right front. And, well, er, the filly who stuck her hind leg through the metal grating of the stall might, someday be saleable. And the ex-racer who still tries to race around the ring might be shown to a buyer in a year or two. And then there is Mikey. Now HE’s saleable. But no buyers yet. And, last but not least is Warren. My bubby. The one who threw me to the ground and almost put me in a wheelchair. As soon as I get out of this cewrvical collar I will ride him again. And then sell thim. Or maybe I won’t. Maybe I will keep him and show him and have fun spending all of the money I will make off all the others… or maybe I won’t…
Life in the slow lane is not what it looks like from the outside…
But come join me. Poverty loves company. 
Vtrider - Count me in!! I have a race track really close to my house here in NY - I’ll swing by there first and maybe find our first piece of crap to convert. 
And I’ll ride it from here to your place by the time we arrive it will be ready to sell for that $50K. Hey, now thats an idea. Cross Country training??? 
I took out a big fat insurance policy on my husband, just don’t have the heart to kill him. 
Plus I’m Catholic and would burn in hell, and maybe rot in jail as well.
Neato. Do they ride mustangs all day?
for that escort job. So close to Milwaukee, such a wonderful salary - and I am sure EVERYTHING is strictly business 
Behind every good woman lies a trail of men
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robby Johnson:
earn enough back to pay off my dreadful credit card debt
Robby<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You and me both my White Trash friend. I am still paying off 1996 Talladega tickets! LOLOL!
More like - New Cavalry bridle, new show coat, new half chaps (yes, I am a loser who buckles to peer pressure), new show box, new clothes for me, new clothes for horse. Bleck! Stop the Madness!
But do y’all know that my father would tan my hide if I left corporate world!!! I get the chills just thinking about it!
FIRST-CRY - Regarding Cross Country - NEVER make any eventing references while working for me - that’s a sure way to get your pink slip
I will get you off.
This chatpage is your alibi.
Send me $250,000 quickly, as a retainer.
U.S. used dollars, twenties and fifties.
Now I have to go home to my children, who had better be nice to me or I will write them out of the will again.
Dunno about the mustangs but I’ll bet it’s tax free…
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What, you don’t think buying the farm and raising horses will make you indescribably wealthy?
You can have my idea, since I’ve been too lazy to do it. (gee aren’t UVA grads nice!)
Write a sappy romance novel set amongst the horse world. You can be the leading lady and cast the bbers as support characters. There would have to be some traumatic aspect…maybe being a hookie?, jk, how about you are struggling to maintain your grandfathers dairy farm on your own and your no good husband has run-off with a younger woman…you have a young daughter -Kelsey? who’s great, but between the two of you, you can’t keep the farm running. You can throw in some touching mother daughter scenes about Kelsey�s secret crush on…Ryan? (just trying to include everyone!)
It’s foaling season and everything is going wrong, so your love interest could either be the vet, or you could really go for a high fiction ending and write in a guy that is a lawyer, fab. wealthy and also an amazing eventer, or whatever…
you’d sell millions!
VT - I didn’t mean Cross Country in those terms(god forbid)(I can’t cross country to save my life, I need a ring to stop the runaway beasties) I think I meant hacking all the way to your place. By the time I arrive the beast will have flat work down, all we’d have to do is jump a couple x’s and voolaa, greenie ready to sell.
Marry a rich man!
You could say…
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