Anyone know of some get-rich-quick schemes?

[msj]

I have a small indoor arena 60’ X 120’ that I do NOT use in the summer. I plan to install grow lights and raise ‘pot’. Since the survillance planes couldn’t see in, it would be a great place.

Now, I do need to be able to find a distributer. My next door neighbor is a member of the county sheriff department and I figured he would certainly know or a fellow officer would know of a distributer!!!

If it goes well, I’ll heat the indoor and grow another crop for the winter!!! LOL

msj

[Michelle_Mc]

Come on. Let’s go have a drink!
I earned both my undergrad and legal degrees from Scheming University.

(U Va actually)

[FirstCry]

Thats not a bad idea VA.

Vtrider - Can I join you on your farm, I’ll be your groom.

[VTrider]

Shewwwww!!! If you showed the first day on the job in navy full seat breeches and a protective vest - I was going to have to shoot you!

[daytimedrama]

I’m STILL trying to find an sponser, because I didn’t win California Jackpot!

~Christina~
“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, Darling!”
JD;Heathers
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

[Flash44]

I tried to apply for that job and learned it was the stupid flaming hidden job of the month!

[VTrider]

Oh…My…God (in the voice of Janice fom Friends).

I had no clue you were a wahoo. Ick! You poor thing! Are you still seeing a psychiatrist for that?

I just need enough money to buy a farm in Augusta county (big enough for 75 cows and 5 horses). A big house would be nice. And a nice barn…some flat ground somewhere for a ring…the basics. I can buy some track trash at Charlestown (as long as it’s 4-legs are in reasonable shape) and convert them.

Hmmmm…help people! If I get super rich super quick, I will share the wealth!

[Steve]

you could sell your cows and sell your house or box or anything and buy a smaller one

ErinB from Florida never ever give cpr to a lizard

[FirstCry]

ahhh hell nooooooo!! I have just recently purchased and light grey hunt coat, puke green Miller breeches and light yellow blouse. Brand spankin new. And just had my boots stretched cause my big fat calves got bigger over the winter.

[Kennett_Square]

Well my plan will not get you rich by the end of the week but maybe by the end of the year. I believe it could be somewhat legal depending on how a contract is written up…

My plan was to take fertility drugs. I already have a lovely father in mind for the children. Handsome, intelligent and willing to sire for cash. I’ll have 6 babies at once, sell the 6 to 6 very deserving and childless couples. I will have made 6 childless couples very happy as well as myself since I will be getting $300K for less than one years work. Yes the $50K per child SEEMS high but all the money I would lose from time off from work and lessons while I stay in bed keeping the precious soon to be pumpkins healthy would be needed to offset all my bills and new BMW…LOL

Please folks, don’t start bashing me. This IS A JOKE!!!

[Heidi]

Well, you know what they say, every man believes himself a mustang, but most are minis.

Which reminds me, of course, of a Porsche ad I saw a while back. Imagine a lovely picture of a red Porsche 944, caption underneath reads, “Small penis? Have we got the car for you”.

KS, I do believe you’re onto something. Not only are you spreading joy to others, you’re inspiring it within yourself. Let me know if you require my services as a labour coach - I’d only charge $25,000.

[Flash44]

Above is my 3700th post!

[Louise]

Humph! If I knew any get rich schemes, do you think I’d give them away to anybody else?

Now, sell them, hmmmm, that’s another story!

[VTrider]

Great Idea VA - believe me - I know enough VA gossip to write the world’s best-selling romance novel…Instead of Fabio on the cover - how about Olin Armstrong - in breeches and nothing else - Oh la la!

FirstCry - you don’t have to be a groom - I enjoy doing barn work - you can help me ride. First, we will have to go to Charlestown Race Track to find 3 nice pieces of crap that have hunter visions dancing in their heads (they must be sane too)…we will then bring them home, pull manes, clip, make fat, teach them how to go slow, long and low - start over gymnastics - then hop over the mountain to coach’s twice a week for him to school them.

Where I will be tight with money is at shows - I will braid and do my own day care to save $$$, plus, the SO has a fab truck and trailer - so I will save money in shipping as well.

In a perfect world, I will not own any of them past their pre-green year…buy for $2500, sell for $50K within a year - sounds good to me Plus, to up the price, I will throw Grandpa Urchin on them every once in a while at shows, to prove that they are packers!

OK - now to find the mulaaaaa!!!

[Cactuskate]

You could market my Solar Clothes Dryer for me. Who wouldn’t trust someone from “the land of solar”, Arizona, right?

Just send me $49.99 include $122.19 shipping and handling and you can send them the 20’ piece of clothes line and 12 clothes pins. For an additional $19.99 we will upgrade your Solar Clothes Dryer to include an ADDITIONAL 12 clothes pins…that is two times the capacity.

Just send American money, small bills, to:

Solar Hell
c/o Cactuskate
123456 Too Much Sun Drive
Godknowsnowhere, AZ 123123-1234564

“The older I get, the better I used to be.”

[Everythingbutwings]

KS, that is really pushing it. We all know that you are the queen of Associate points chasers but really, to corner an entire division in one year!

[C-Urchn]

I was going to register USAequestrian.com and sell it for a million
Somebody beat me to it.

[Sleepy]

If I had any get rich schemes, do you think I would be sitting at this computer, replying to your post?

[buryinghill1]

I have box seat tickets (50-yard line, 1st row) for all the equestrian competitions for Beijing 2008.
Send me $50 cash for each seat.

Yellow Dog Enterprises
P.O. Box 007
Suckerborneveryminute, West Virginia 26003

[Michelle_Mc]

www.getrichquick.com