Have you tried that lottery thing? Does it really work?
I’ve found it! This is a real, actual job listing on monster.com. I don’t know why it’s included with the arts, entertainment, and media jobs… hmm… 
US-IL-Chicago-Executive Escort
We are looking for attractive women to work as escorts for our exclusive clientele. This is a legal and highly paid profession, and no prior experience is necessary as full training is provided. We provide an excellent benefit package including medical, dental, health club membership and travel benefits.
Our top escort, a young woman of 26, made over $300,000 last year.
Additional Information
Salary: $100,000 to $300,000 per year
Position Type: Full Time
I have only been in the work force for a year, and I hate it…am ready to buy a farm, buy greenies, have Coach show them and sell them for 56times more than their purchase price. 
Problem - money…
So, how can I get rich - say by next week - it needs to be some-what legal…If it’s not legal, make sure that our resident lawyers (MichelleMc, Inverness, Portia and Sea Urchin) can get me off.
Thanks - it’s a slow Friday and I am ready to get the heck out of here!
Just send me $25, and I’ll send you a copy. 
Actually, the therapist was amazed I skipped Harvard for Charlottesville. 
Got into both.
The ghost of Mr. Jefferson spoke to me. His recommendation was to be educated within the confederacy.
Sadly, he had no advice on get-rich-quick schemes.
YellowDog,
are ye from WV??
Anyway I’ve got some beach front property I’d like to sell real cheap in WV. With a small investment (such as building a condo on it) you could resale and make millions.
No, Flash.
I typed what I thought would be a fake website name. Little did I know it’s real!
You mean I could have SKIPPED law school for that kind of salary?!
Here you go VT Rider… I’ll share my get-rich-quick scheme that I’ve developed just for you. Go out, buy your 70 cows (MUCH cheaper than young prospects)… I recommend the Holstein variety (we all know how popular “color” is these days in the hunter ring). Put them in intense 60-day training… you know, just the basics… walk-trot-canter,… small jumps,… no mooing, maybe a flying lead change for the really talented ones. Then sell them off as pre-green hunters! Yes, I see the flaw in my plan… I KNOW they’ll never beat a really good moooving TB, but they’ll do just fine against the warmbloods!
