I’ll join the “Just Started Psycho Pony” support group with you guys! As of today, Warmblood William has been officially “backed.” Whoo.
William has just started out in Pony School, which would be exciting enough if I got to do things on my own terms, but instead I have some help… Here’s what happened today:
My trainer, who has really taken over my project horse (not bitter) met me at the door to the barn today with another goofy smile on her face. “You’ve GOT to come see Willbur!” she said as she bounced off toward his stall. It being hellaciously early and me being my normal pissy self, I was expecting to see that he’d managed to suck down another western saddle only leaving the silver pieces… again…
Instead, I was met with a yellow horse. Seems Trainer and William had gotten in a spat about Furazone spray - she kept saying how long it took to get him good with it, I kept shaking my head and saying, “He was always fine with this with me!,” and she’d remind me again that when you have them from baby-hood you can’t blame the other trainers for their issues. Ugh.
So, Chestnut-Gone-Jaundice Willbur turns around and I see that he not only has tiger stripes and a tic-tac-toe board on one side, he has A-- HOLE!! spray painted on the other. (sigh) Pictures were taken from every angle, with William looking as sweet and innocent as possible in them all.
I got the joy of heaving myself up onto the yellow nightmare bareback in his stall. Sitting on him was all well and good, until I looked down and saw that I had now transferred all of that yellow crap to my jeans, shirt, and face. Ah, the joy of the Just-Started-Out-Psycho-Trainers… 
Swift’s Injuries: 4 Major, 16 Minor, 9 XRays. Injuries to rider: 4