OK, so I spent a week working Riverman on the lunge line, working on some specific things relating to rolling over on his hind end, disengaging his front end from his hind end, and just generally putting his hind foot somewhere near the track of his front footstep, instead of 4" inside, which is where he thinks his hind end should go…
So Saturday I climb back up on him and off to the big field we go. He was actually doing pretty darn good until the neighbor, who was mowing, managed to get the blade stuck on something loud. Something that went WHAP WHAP WHAP. And of course he was behind a bunch of bushes, so it was noise without visual context. Didn’t think a 17 hand 4 year old could be that agile about leaping 45 feet to the side. By some miracle, and an incredible sense of self preservation, I managed to stay on. Of course he was a wee bit mentally fried now (fired a double barrel with his hind end when my leg slipped back as I was unwinding my stirrup leather after losing it/picking it up on the fly after Incident #1). We stayed up in the field for a few more minutes, to establish that it wasn’t a bad place, then went down to the ring to get some work done. Not stellar, but OK…
Sunday I figure I will just save myself the many hazards of the field and stick to the ring. Our barn property has a house that is separately rented from the barn. For the longest time we had a tenant who used to own horses, had horse sense, and was just all around wonderful. Alas, all good things must come to an end… Now we have tenants with a complete lack of horse sense, and unfortunately for us, the ring is in close proximity to the house. Obviously it has been a LONG time since I have had to keep my horses in close proximity with people who lack horse sense, and I realize how very spoiled I have become…
Sunday I decide to lunge briefly and work on getting that right hip under him a little before I hop (climb) on. Life is good. I then get on and start riding. He is starting out good, but a tad looky. Enough that I know he will get over it before long. Or at least until the guy comes out of the side door of the house, and lets the glass door slam. Now I know this horse will have an elevated head as we come down that side of the ring for at least 3 more rides. That’s OK, we will just have to deal with it - that’s why it ain’t easy being green. But what I DON’T expect is that he comes right up to the ring, to where the big plastic trash cans are, looks at me, and - just as I am going by (not 12 feet away) - DROPS EMPTY PAINT CANS IN THE TRASH CAN!! Again, I stayed on, but this one was much more in the miracle category than most… Hopefully my frantic attempts to stay on, along with major cursing might possibly have made him consider the ramifications of his actions.
However, I doubt it. So far, they have left fishing gear by the lake (in the barn area). Now we know how to remove a large fishing hook from a dog’s leg. The guy was sitting on the porch shooting off his bb gun (or a 22 possibly) - presumably at birds. However the horses were almost going over their stall doors, since this qualified as a loud sharp sound from behind them that had no visual context (funny, but during hunting season, we hear a lot of gunfire, and that just never bothers them). He tossed something out of that same side door as my friend was riding her greenie - she experienced a similar response as I did with the trash can episode. And once he was doing the gun bit while I was riding my older horse up to a jump.
But the piece de resistance which makes me think that they (he, really - so far there is no evidence the wife is this much of an idiot) are lacking in just plain old common sense is that I saw them grilling last weekend. Open, unattended grill, lit and burning on the front porch. It’s a solid wood house. An OLD wood house. One spark flying up to the roof or drifting down to the floor and can we say WHOOOSH?