Best Of 2000 - BB Style

Someone has a lot of time on their hands don’t they?

For starters (and I haven’t had time to think TOO hard yet!)

Dead Horse Award: any Towerhead/KK topic
Hall of Shame Award: no contest - Chained Nosebands by dead VA Trainer
Sorely Missed Alter Ego - Kavu, Brenna, Young Amateur, Pewter
Best Bud From BB - Jeb
Most Humourous - toss up between Jeb and Moesha, with Heidi not far behind
BB Member Most Likely to be in Jail: Colin
BB Member I’d call if I were in Jail: Portia or Sea Urchin (as they’re both lawyers)
Kumbaya Award: probably Erin’s [B]What Dog Are You[b] thread or any verions of Let’s Meet
Most Informative Member: Pwynn, Canter

Will think more… it should be fun to see what others think!!!

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I’ll take the bait and add a category or two or five:

(1) Person(s) most dedicated to promoting the good of the sport:

Snowbird, Pwynn, Weatherford, and Portia.

(2) Most highly evolved Junior:

Becca

(3) Uncommon Valor Award:

Paige - for facing and overcoming her doubts and fears in "moving up."   -- And for daring to ride in zebra polo wraps in the presence of Kennett Square.

(4) Humanitarian Award:

Canter.  For worrying about everyone else's feelings.

And lest I forget:

(5) Best Earthbound Dressage Queen

LOUISE

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Jeb - great idea - and I swear to you that Duffy, Louise, SoEasy & I were discussing this very idea just a few weeks ago! I’m jealous that you beat me to it!

Best Thread (Overall):

Most Informative Thread: joint supp thread

Best Thread-into-Action: thread realting to how to get A/As tomove up - hey, my zone added a 3’3 A/A division - I’m sure it was because they read this BB!!

Most Humorous Thread: Underwear!!!

Dead Horse Award (goes to thread topic that was rehashed way too much, should be banished for next year and NOT to be reopened here): helmets - important, but overdone

Hall of Shame Award (goes to best deleted thread): Sex on Towerheads, or Ways to Treat Your Quiche - although, I would offer up Chain Nosebands, except that it wasn’t deleted - can we delete it so it qualifies?

Most Improved Poster (goes to anyone who has improved deportment and exhibited redeemable qualities): Kelsey - congrats!

Most Informative Member (horsemanship, training tips, etc.):

Best Motivational Member: Welcome Wagon Duffy

Best Annoying Member (meant in a GOOD WAY!): Snowbird… insisting on being responsible, being part of your organization, affecting change… pushy, pushy, pushy

Most Humorous Member: Kennett Square

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego: VA Trainer!!!

Best Bud You Met from the BB (objectionable content or seedy scenarios do not qualify!): oh, the list is endless…Louise, SoEasy, Duffy, Hattie, VTRider, Becca… you are all great, guys!

Best BB Duo: Colin and Sea Urchin, especially when SU isn’t speaking for himself

Rodney Dangerfield Lifetime Achievement Award (goes to most maligned and misunderstood member): VA Trainer

Best Lurker-turned-Poster: CTT

Fashionplate Barbie Award (needs no explanation): Jair

Best recurring annoying topic that has nothing to do with anything: uhh… this would have to be any topic dealing with a certain other BB…

Kumbaya Award (goes to thread where everyone actually got along): Weatherford’s topic on alternative lifestyles… can’t remember the name… new levels of graciousness, intelligence and maturity were reached…

Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail: Duffy on general principle, but VT, 'cause she still OWES me!

Member most likely to call you from jail: is there any other choice BUT Colin? Unless Inverness goes through with her Chestnut-guided death threat…

Meriam Webster Trophy: Inverness - kudos to Jeb for pointing out the paragraph persona

William Faulkner Medal (goes to member who best uses stream-of-consciousness, rambling, disjointed posts…but in a GOOD WAY!):

Shoulda Been There Award (goes to scenario that you missed, but was recounted in such wonderful detail, it made you sorry you weren’t there): Mosby’s

Group Hug/Warm Moment: But, Jeb… you KNOW I can’t be sappy - genetically impossible, I’m sure… but this BB has given me a chance to meet lots of new friends, all of whom had AMPLE opportunity to know exactly what kind of sarcastic, evil little personality they were tangling with in advance of actually making contact. I do refuse to take responsibility for any moments of evilness that Duffy might have picked up from me, though…

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Best Thread (Overall):Either Raleigh Drunken Brawl or any of the saddle threads…soooo helpful! Kryswn’s perspective has really made me think…look out!

Most Informative Thread (horse related, of course!): Probably the thread regarding weight. I think it made me sad but some of the posts were so helpful to hear for a counselor in training. I’d love to eventually work with equestrians mostly, and this confirms a lot of my theories and guesses. Also, helped me understand some friends better.

Best Thread-into-Action (goes to an idea/recommendation/thought that actually proved to have a positive outcome):AIDS thread.

Most Humorous Thread:Either Colin’s Utah Horseshows thread or the Raleigh Brawl…so many are so good, though!

Dead Horse Award (goes to thread topic that was rehashed way too much, should be banished for next year and NOT to be reopened here):KK and Towerheads! Yes folks, even I am tired of it!

Hall of Shame Award (goes to best deleted thread):Chain Nosebands, though I admit to be one that really believed this woman (VA Trainer, also known as Colin)was a horse abuser! Boy was I embarased when I learned the truth!

Most Improved Poster (goes to anyone who has improved deportment and exhibited redeemable qualities):Kelsey!

Most Informative Member (horsemanship, training tips, etc.):Portia, ETBW, Lucky Duck, Duffy, Kennett Square, Snowbird, and Whetherford.

Best Motivational Member:Either CTT, DevilDog20, or Jeb

Best Annoying Member (meant in a GOOD WAY!):HEHE! COLIN!! All the way, baby! But, I cannot imagine this board without ya!

Most Humorous Member:HUM…Moesha, Jair, ETBW, Colin, and Inverness…so many more…so litle room (in my brain!).

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego:VA Trainer

Best Bud You Met from the BB (objectionable content or seedy scenarios do not qualify!):
Whetherford. Haven’t met her, but hope to someday
Of course, durring some of my tougher times, I recieved em from so many, I could hardly keep up! I have enjoyed all the private em’s with so many of you…and you all know who I am reffering to! Some issues really brought us closer than I ever imagined.

Best BB Duo: Either Jair and Jeb or Colin and Moesha…all are great! Of course, I do really enjoy reading Kennett Square and Inverness! Those are so funny!

Rodney Dangerfield Lifetime Achievement Award (goes to most maligned and misunderstood member):Sea Urchin, Jumphigh, and Colin’s alter egos!

Best Lurker-turned-Poster:CTT

Fashionplate Barbie Award (needs no explanation) uffy and Becca!

Best recurring annoying topic that has nothing to do with anything:THOSE DARN VEGGIES!

Kumbaya Award (goes to thread where everyone actually got along):Where? Just kidding! I enjoyed the Alternative lifestyles thread,mostly because it let me get to know Jair, who is such a cool guy!

Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail: Sea Urchin I really just want to meet him!

Member most likely to call you from jail: LuckyDuck…don’t ask!

Meriam Webster Trophy (goes to member who has proven a mastery of the English language - spelling still does NOT count): Inverness…she lets me know when my paragraphs need special attention!

William Faulkner Medal (goes to member who best uses stream-of-consciousness, rambling, disjointed posts…but in a GOOD WAY!):PWYNN!

Shoulda Been There Award (goes to scenario that you missed, but was recounted in such wonderful detail, it made you sorry you weren’t there):NC Horseshow on Prison Camp Road…YIKES! But to see that woman in her tiarra…

Group Hug/Warm Moment: (Here’s your chance to redeem yourself for making Erin’s life miserable. Write something great about how much you’ve grown as a person/rider/horse owner by being allowed to participate in this forum. (Must be heartfelt and hella sappy!)
OK, I have learned how to not take myself too seriously (except when hate mail is involved! ). I have learned that my horse’s hoof size isn’t necessarily the end of my dreams with him. I have learned to make decisions regarding horse-care with a finer attention to detail. I have learned that while some are snobby, most are really cool in this horse-world I have loved and been in for twenty years! I have learned that most people want to help if you just ask. I have learned that I miss having a lot of horse-friends around me. I have learned if I could ever afford a TC saddle, I’d buy one! Mostly, I’ve learned that people on this BB really do care about me. That has been really neat and sometimes a real tear-jerker!

OK…Was that sappy enough?

And Jeb, thank you for understanding me. You have no idea what your words have meant for me tonight.

Someone posts a Homophobic comment and I get chided for calling them a bigot? This is not a funny subject or a joke about make believe events! Were posts attackign Kelsey deleted on the threads concerning the “Mexican’s speaking English?”" Why because you take that seriously! If that is the attitude of Chronicle staff then maybe the Human rights Campaign here in D.C, needs to be made aware of the Chronicle’s attitudes.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ErinB:
[B] Sure, join the club! As long as you’re not popular. Are you popular? Anyone know this kid? No? Ok, sure, come on in
Welcome to UJUMP!

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haha she is really good! ooh ooh UJUMP here i come!!! i am so unloved here

Best Thread (Overall): How Colin smuggled a case into the indoor arena

Most Informative Thread (horse related, of course!): Where to find rust britches on sale!

Best Thread-into-Action: Helmets. I bought an approved.

Most Humorous Thread: [B]Sea Urchin needs an A/A (adult amateur or American Airlines or alcoholic?) horse

Dead Horse Award: [b]Definitely, KK and Towerheads. Let it BE, Let it Be, Let it Be, oh, Let it Be (let’s all hold hands here). Speak no words of wisdom. Let it Be-EEEE (high note)

Also, the metal pole incident.[/B]

Hall of Shame Award (goes to best deleted thread): The chained noseband thread? I missed that all together. I must’ve been absent that day.

Best Motivational Member: Dru and is it coreene who had the bad head injury she’s still fighting?

Best Annoying Member (meant in a GOOD WAY!): Rags – How many ways to bring up the helmet issue!

Most Humorous Member: The Quiche Gang

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego: The many faces of Colin

Best Bud You Met from the BB: LucienCephus, but she moved away

Best Lurker-turned-Poster: Didn’t George post once?

Fashionplate Barbie Award (needs no explanation): Why Barbie herself!

Best recurring annoying topic that has nothing to do with anything: Quiche

Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail: PhotoEqus

Member most likely to call you from jail: Photoequs

Meriam Merriam Webster Trophy (goes to member who has proven a mastery of the English language - spelling still does NOT count): Prepositions at the end of sentences is something up with which I will not put.
– Wm. Churchill

William Faulkner Medal (goes to member who best uses stream-of-consciousness, rambling, disjointed posts…but in a GOOD WAY!): CTT

Shoulda Been There Award (goes to scenario that you missed, but was recounted in such wonderful detail, it made you sorry you weren’t there): Middleburg. When are we going to have a get-together in the Northeast?

Best Junior: Becca

New Award
The Spock Award (awarded to the person, who in times of great chaos, arrives with supreme logic to clarify the whole mess):

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BostonBanker:
[B]Well, I’m an idiot and can’t figure out how to cut and paste into this little white box, and it’s just too late to actually type the whole survey, so let me just say…

I LOVE this board. Thanks to everyone (well, almost everyone ) who has participated. It gives me a great place to “hang out” when I’m too uninspired to do anything else, and an equally good place to post when I get overly excited by something horsey (please don’t read too much into that comment!) I’ve learned a bunch!

The most recent thing I’ve learned is that I need to start my OWN clique. Anyone else at that awful age where you are too old to be a junior, but too young to be one of the adults? Nobody mentioned my name AND I can’t join UJUMP . Humph. I think I’ll just go to bed.

Oh, okay. Everyone is forgiven. I’d miss this board too much if I left![/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
oh Boston Dear I think you could join UJUMP, after all I am a cofounder and I love you And we are the ones that love you anyway…

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moesha:
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Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail:None

Member most likely to call you from jail:None

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Oh Moesha, I would bail you out long before I would take a collect call from Mr. Wings! I even have an up and coming bay TB to set you upon. I am hurt. No one calls, no one sees beyond my picnic basket. (I would bake a cake with a file in it for you)

I can guarantee I would not disturb your night before the show slumber with a desperate call to rescue me! No male other than a horse has ever saved my a** yet

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by heidi:

Best Bud You Met from the BB (objectionable content or seedy scenarios do not qualify!):
-Canter, LCR Scott, and MAZ (in previous life);
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Awww, I love ya too “Real Mom”…but “in previous life”…Am I dead?

P.S. When are you coming? The red carpet is rolled out and the Emmy for Most Sophisticated Humour is awaiting!!

Heidi

Please remit in cash or check (or in your case cheque):

$150.00 for one new keyboard

Damage caused by Diet Coke forcibly ejected from users mouth in reaction to last post appears to be irreparable.

Payment may also be remitted in the form of one successful introduction to suitable follicly challenged individual. Definition of success to be determined, shall not include dimpled chad.

My kids think I have lost my mind! I am walking around the kitchen singing,… " Kum Ba Ya." Does anyone know what the words, " Kum Ba Ya" actually mean?

My daughter is now humming it!

I am such a moron. Sorry. Kumbya not Kum By Ya. Thanks again Reagalmeans and Jeb.

Bad, bad girls…haven’t you heard, I’m a Canadianlinguist? Do the math

Best Thread (Overall): Still waiting, the year isn’t over yet

Most Informative Thread (horse related, of course!): rule changes

Best Thread-into-Action (goes to an idea/recommendation/thought that actually proved to have a positive outcome): Middleburg Classic/AIDs benefit - Colin, you will ride on the laurels of that one a LOOOONG time!

Most Humorous Thread: Sea Urchin needs an A/A for next year

Dead Horse Award (goes to thread topic that was rehashed way too much, should be banished for next year and NOT to be reopened here): Anything Towerheads

Hall of Shame Award (goes to best deleted thread): It would seem that they all were deleted prior to my experience

Most Improved Poster (goes to anyone who has improved deportment and exhibited redeemable qualities): Well, I was holding out for Rags but…

Most Informative Member (horsemanship, training tips, etc.): Snowbird is a wealth of knowledge but I think I learn more from Inverness for the really great questions she asks and being so upfront with what she has learned.

Best Motivational Member: Inverness again, although Kennett Square really should get credit!

Best Annoying Member (meant in a GOOD WAY!): COLIN

Most Humorous Member: Why, ETBW, of course! I am a storehouse of trivia and my recipe file is as big as a tack trunk (Oops that’s my booze cabinet)

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego: Sea Urchin

Best Bud You Met from the BB (objectionable content or seedy scenarios do not qualify!): I have to put Paige in here. She (hopefully) doesn’t remember me from Mosby’s but she posts intelligent questions, only adds in supportive thoughts and appreciates her parents efforts to give her a wonderful life. I tried to trade my son for her but was unfortunately turned down.

Best BB Duo: b]Jeb/Jair Heidi/Slugger Colin/Sea Urchin seems there is a three way tie! [/b]

Rodney Dangerfield Lifetime Achievement Award (goes to most maligned and misunderstood member): Sea Urchin!

Best Lurker-turned-Poster: ME, ME, ME!!!

Fashionplate Barbie Award (needs no explanation): Anyplace Farm!

Best recurring annoying topic that has nothing to do with anything: PETF

Kumbaya Award (goes to thread where everyone actually got along): Thank you card for Erin

Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail: The Winglet, but I’d have to slip him my ATM card and really pray he returned!

Member most likely to call you from jail: Mr. Wings and he better already know I won’t help.

Meriam Webster Trophy (goes to member who has proven a mastery of the English language - spelling still does NOT count): Kennett Square

William Faulkner Medal (goes to member who best uses stream-of-consciousness, rambling, disjointed posts…but in a GOOD WAY!): KS again. Entertaining yet tasteful. A scion of goodwill and diplomacy.

Shoulda Been There Award (goes to scenario that you missed, but was recounted in such wonderful detail, it made you sorry you weren’t there): BB’rs at the Raleigh show (petting cotton bales?)

Group Hug/Warm Moment: (Here’s your chance to redeem yourself for making Erin’s life miserable. Write something great about how much you’ve grown as a person/rider/horse owner by being allowed to participate in this forum. (Must be heartfelt and hella sappy!)

I[B] have received so much good information and caring support since I posted about my orphan Maddie!

To find that KS knows some of the best people from my teen age years as well as knows one of my first horses very well surprised the heck out of me.

Going to the Middleburg Classic and meeting so many of the great people from this bb was the hit of my September. Great people, good information and a wonderful place to find out there are so many others in this world with, not only similar interests, but skewed senses of humor as well is fantastic.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jair:
[B] Point well taken. But my name was mentioned and look what that did - it made me feel pretty rotten there for awhile. So being mentioned isn’t that important.

I don’t think Jeb intended this to be cliquey at all. He is a very nice person with a great sense of humour, and I think he just wanted EVERYONE to vote on best threads etc. If you are worried, perhaps you should use some of Jeb’s categories and start some extra threads - maybe “Best Informative Thread” etc… Ones that are generic enough that they don’t name usernames if you are worried about hurting peoples feelings.
[This message has been edited by Jair (edited 12-01-2000).][/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jair and Jeb

I totally didn’t mean my comment to be a criticism of this thread. I love this thread.

I think it’s wonderful that Jeb started it.

I just wondered having read some of the nasty/wistful/jealous comments on some of the other topics currently going (canadian bashing comes to mind Jair) and thought that if there was a way to broaden this maybe we should at least recognise it.

That’s why I wasn’t expecting any replies to my post - but that’s also why I haven’t posted my own. All this nasty criticism about the EMG BB from some of my fellow compatriots on THAT OTHER THREAD has left a very nasty taste in my mouth.

Forgive my soul searching. If they complain, but don’t join in, how can they expect to have fun?

Jeb - I must start by saying how IMPRESSED I am with this thread. It’s simply brilliant!

Best Thread (Overall): Drugs & Medications

Most Informative Thread: KK stuff!

Best Thread-into-Action: Raising money for the Equestrian AIDS foundation for the Middleburg Classic Horse Show

Most Humorous Thread: Upperville Horse Show Tack Stall Decorations

Dead Horse Award: Towerhead/KK

Hall of Shame Award: Moesha & the Mexicans

Most Improved Poster: Jair

Most Informative Member: DMK

Best Motivational Member: Duffy

Most Annoying Member: The one from West Virginia

Most Humorous Member: Moesha

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego: VA Trainer

Rodney Dangerfield Award: Sea Urchin’

Will write more later - lunch getting cold!

Well, since Jeb says it is MANDATORY!

Best Thread (Overall): OPEN DISCUSSION

Most Informative Thread (horse related, of course!):

Best Thread-into-Action (goes to an idea/recommendation/thought that actually proved to have a positive outcome): the original diet/anorexia threads

Most Humorous Thread: Mosbys

Dead Horse Award (goes to thread topic that was rehashed way too much, should be banished for next year and NOT to be reopened here): a tie Towerheads and the Ward family

Hall of Shame Award (goes to best deleted thread): Chain Nosebands and grooms

Most Improved Poster (goes to anyone who has improved deportment and exhibited redeemable qualities): Kelsy

Most Informative Member (horsemanship, training tips, etc.):

Best Motivational Member: Dru

Best Annoying Member (meant in a GOOD WAY!): Colin in a landslide

Most Humorous Member: DMK (see, I am trained!)

Most Sorely Missed Alter-ego: VA Trainer

Best Bud You Met from the BB (objectionable content or seedy scenarios do not qualify!): hmm a tie! The two I have met in person, Duffy and LOUISE and the two I want to meet soon! DMK and Becca

Best BB Duo: Duffy and DMK

Rodney Dangerfield Lifetime Achievement Award (goes to most maligned and misunderstood member):

Best Lurker-turned-Poster:

Fashionplate Barbie Award (needs no explanation): Duffy and Becca

Best recurring annoying topic that has nothing to do with anything: Frommage

Kumbaya Award (goes to thread where everyone actually got along): OPEN DISCUSSION

Member you would most likely call to bail you out of jail: Weatherford

Member most likely to call you from jail: Weatherford

Meriam Webster Trophy (goes to member who has proven a mastery of the English language - spelling still does NOT count): Inverness

William Faulkner Medal (goes to member who best uses stream-of-consciousness, rambling, disjointed posts…but in a GOOD WAY!): CTT

Shoulda Been There Award (goes to scenario that you missed, but was recounted in such wonderful detail, it made you sorry you weren’t there): Mosbys L

Group Hug/Warm Moment: (Here’s your chance to redeem yourself for making Erin’s life miserable. Write something great about how much you’ve grown as a person/rider/horse owner by being allowed to participate in this forum. (Must be heartfelt and hella sappy!)

Oh, I feel for the poor moderators already. Can’t we all just GET ALONG PLEASE ??? Thanks Okay, now to start nominating…

Rocky Pony Rider-
Not anymore! You have the honor of being one of the first official members.
And since this “clique” is made up of the poor little people that the mean BB rulers neglected, it’s perfectly ok. I mean, it was their fault to begin with! Hehehe…