OK. There’s a REASON Beezer has collected all these pads. It’s a good one. HONEST.
Beezer wildly jangles her curb chain, trying to come up with a really good, really plausible reason really, really fast.
Ah. OK, how’s this: My horses have all had their colors. I mean, how could I “dress” the geldings in the pink/maroon/fuchsia that the truck-like mare wears? (You see, I dressed her in girly-girl colors because everyone always said, “Oh, HE is so cute!” “It’s a MARE, dammit.” So I thought the girl colors would be a tipoff. But it never worked. ) So the boys had to have boy colors. And some of those I just can’t throw out because A) they are still good and despite what Merry says, she uses them too and B) some belong to departed friends, so they get kept for sentimental value.
But then there’s the Lady Spot … she has to have, ahem, sedate colors to show in (and she needs a couple for those multi-day shows because, you know, pads get dirty and she just can’t be seen in a dirty pad – besides, I like to wear different-colored polo shirts and her pad and polos have to match my shirt…) but for home, well … there is nothing cooler than that pinto mare in her Serengeti zebra polos and pad!
And then, of course, Tigger was jealous that Spot had cool schooling pads and polos, so he got Serengetis in the tiger stripe… Plus, since I ride in a Stubben that’s hard to find a square pad to fit under correctly, there are some that were bought and used once, then discarded on top of that tackbox because, well, they didn’t fit.
I don’t have a problem. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t!!