Hi fellow re-riders! Hope all is well with you all.
Thought some of you who are in the middle of your life and experiencing the twinges that go along with aging parts might appreciate this and get a good giggle (also posted on the off course as well, so you might have seen it there)
I recently tweaked my back and have been unable to really ride. Am doing everything I can to get better quickly (chronicled here) - laser, tens therapy, chiropractor, tiger balm/ben gay, heat and ice and heck, I’ll built a sweat lodge and burn sage if I need to.
Anywho, I thought my recent experiences might give my horsey friends over here at COTH some giggles and a much needed PSA:
#1 - Be careful when applying Tiger Balm/Ben Gay. If you wear contacts, put on mittens immediately after applying topical muscle relief and make no attempt to adjust, insert, or remove contact lenses. DUUUUUUUHHHHH! LOL No one ever said I was the sharpest knife in the drawer!
#2 - If you have a TENS unit, do not attempt to use it and multitask. This is a recipe for failure. Case in point: I called a client and attempted to adjust the level of the output from the machine while I was waiting for the client to answer her phone. Let’s just say I overestimated the level of stimulus I was capable of handling, and shocked the beejeebus out of myself. My poor client picked up the phone to something along the lines of “ARGH! #@!#^%$#@!” Thankfully she knows me well. Sigh.
Anyway, hope that gave you a few laughs. Carry on, and have a great week!