Child in my pasture- WWYD?

[Jessi_P]

KC… er… Elphaba… wonderful way to deal with the child - I just LOFFED the hose down the neck. Make sure to give yourself, your SO & his crew a big thumbs up for actions above and beyond the call of duty. Well done! :yes::lol: Hopefully the rest of the summer vacation will be uneventful for you (and the kidlet and most especially her Gran).

And Facinated… you’ve been a good sport, coming back to play after getting snarked at for 673 posts, and even learning to use smilies! There’s hope for you yet. :yes::winkgrin:

NOTE to the “literal” set - that is an exaggerated estimation of the posts in this thread… not an actual one. :winkgrin::D:lol:

[Jessi_P]

Oh yes, this thread definitely goes up for thread of the year!! :yes: :lol: :yes:

[Angela_Freda]

[QUOTE=facinated;3380932]
So where were you geniuses:winkgrin: yesterday on the Wicked Witch issue:confused:[/QUOTE]
I believe I pointed out to you that the WWoW was framed… do I get a trophy for this genius?

[BelladonnaLily]

[QUOTE=facinated;3381101]
Nope:cool: Nothing from those three yesterday:):)[/QUOTE]

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t live here. And my name isn’t really BelladonnaLily.

And I was busy yesterday shooting small children with paintballs and dangling them by their ears. Oh, and calling them names.

But thanks for caring.

[WildBlue]

[QUOTE=facinated;3378459]
The Wicked Witch thing comes from a children’s story called The Wizard of Oz. [/QUOTE]

That’s IT? That’s all? Seriously? That allusion was so obvious and unfunny I thought for sure I was missing the good part.

At least I didn’t skip sex with anybody to wade through the rest of this thread.

[facinated]

[QUOTE=BelladonnaLily;3381194]
Contrary to popular belief, I don’t live here. And my name isn’t really BelladonnaLily.

And I was busy yesterday shooting small children with paintballs and dangling them by their ears. Oh, and calling them names.

But thanks for caring.[/QUOTE]
Great:confused: So today you take a minute to join forces with the other two and erase the sound track to my Julie Andrews fantasy:mad:

[see_u_at_x]

Definite thread of the year material…

And this post is the Best. Post. EVER.

[QUOTE=Iron Horse Farm;3378703]
I can’t believe that I just skipped sex with my husband to sit up until 1 am and read this ENTIRE thread. Screw the cookies - give me a margarita …and pass some of that popcorn!!![/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I just spent the last couple of hours here at work reading this…wow…just wow…

Some people are just nutty, and I’m not talking about the child (using the term loosely, here), the OP, or most of the wonderful posters on this fine BB.

Kooki, good for you in how you’ve handled this and continued luck to you and her grandparents in dealing with this creature. I’ll be sure to send lots of good thoughts your way and pray that somehow, some way, you guys can be the one’s to change this kid around and that she will get a grip on life.

[MSUteamrider]

Wow Kooki! That was a brilliant idea - get the girl interested in boys! She’ll never bother your horses again!

NO seriously - this is a FANTASTIC idea! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tiempo]

[QUOTE=Iron Horse Farm;3378703]
I can’t believe that I just skipped sex with my husband to sit up until 1 am and read this ENTIRE thread. Screw the cookies - give me a margarita …and pass some of that popcorn!!![/QUOTE]

Agreed about the best post ever!!! :lol::lol:

Well, that and Buddy Roo’s pony tail ribbon. Gotta love Michiganders - BRoo…you count…you live here now)

PS I shared this one with my hubby…he said not to worry, hubby will be there tomorrow…I reminded him that the thread will be there tomorrow too

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=facinated;3381101]
Nope:cool: Nothing from those three yesterday:):)[/QUOTE]

@facinated;3381229

Great:confused: So today you take a minute to join forces with the other two and erase the sound track to my Julie Andrews fantasy:mad:

:sigh: I see math isn’t your strong suit either. :no:

[equinelaw]

Just to be clear, the thread was a lot funnier before we all come to our senses or sobered up and the Mods cleaned it up for us. We were wrong, We were bad, but it was late and nobody was looking. . . . .

She didn’t give up sex for nothin’:winkgrin:

[Artful]

It was one of those “I want to look away, but I can’t” moments. Even though you knew it was going to be bad!:winkgrin:

[cloudyandcallie]

Just mad

I’m just mad that all the good stuff was posted and deleted while I was asleep. Oh well, I found the old thread from May.
I just keep waiting for KookiCat the Cheese Witch to post that the kid has returned. What time is it over there? Or has the kid moved on to another unsuspecting victim?

[allpurpose]

[QUOTE=jeano;3380596]
You are mistaken. Miss Garland was in National Velveeta.[/QUOTE]

Well, ummmm, not quite. I believe it was Miss Elizabeth “Cheesy” Taylor, who did all of her own riding, BTW! Betcha didn’t know her barn name was “Cheesy!” :lol:

[RNB]

@equinelaw;3381374

Just to be clear, the thread was a lot funnier before we all come to our senses or sobered up and the Mods cleaned it up for us. We were wrong, We were bad, but it was late and nobody was looking. . . . .

She didn’t give up sex for nothin’:winkgrin:

Speak for yourself equinelaw…I never cause havoc and mayhem (says Ridem-Numb-Bottom as she polishes her feathered halo and chews on aspirin)

[facinated]

[QUOTE=equinelaw;3381374]
Just to be clear, the thread was a lot funnier before we all come to our senses or sobered up and the Mods cleaned it up for us. We were wrong, We were bad, but it was late and nobody was looking. . . . .

She didn’t give up sex for nothin’:winkgrin:[/QUOTE]

You can still aim your powerful intelects at me as long as you relate it to the OP. Here’s an example: Horse lover- If one of farmer Dave’s boys joined forces with the other two, how many boys would there be all together?= 3

[RNB]

@facinated;3381420

You can still aim your powerful intelects at me as long as you relate it to the OP. Here’s an example: Horse lover- If one of farmer Dave’s boys joined forces with the other two, how many boys would there be all together?

clop, clop, clop Four?

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=facinated;3381420]
You can still aim your powerful intelects at me as long as you relate it to the OP. Here’s an example: Horse lover- If one of farmer Dave’s boys joined forces with the other two, how many boys would there be all together?[/QUOTE]

Facinated… I typed it before and I’ll type it again… I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person

[facinated]

I was up late last night, so I need to turn in. My suggestions would be that you talk about english granny’s penchant for one night stands:eek:, or start an offshoot thread on the hunter-jumper forum “Show Tunes”

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=facinated;3381454]
I was up late last night, so I need to turn in. My suggestions would be that you talk about english granny’s penchant for one night stands:eek:, or start an offshoot thread on the hunter-jumper forum “Show Tunes”:D[/QUOTE]

Where’s that fruitbat???confused::o Seriously… you are touched aren’t you??

All I can say is.

Bless your heart… get rest we’ll survive without you … I promise:rolleyes: