Child in my pasture- WWYD?

Yes, the Kama Sutra, Parelli Stick Art Style. Very, very disturbing.

You know, I could have gone my whole life without that picture in my head - can someone please pass the eye bleach? Perhaps a funnel so I can pour it into my ear and cleanse my brain?

And thanks to all y’all my strawberry jam is NOT setting - I’ve got jars of goo on my kitchen table and it all y’alls fault. I must not have let it gel enough in my rush to get back to this thread. For shame! Now what am I gonna do?

Hey kookicat - why don’t you tell the kid the story about the pig who started rooting up fence posts? It’s told in the stick art thread- a fitting medium for such a great pig.

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Coooome on…coooomee onnnnn… you are feeeling sleeeeepy… you want to seee stick art horsey monty python… commmme over to the dark side… LCW…:cool::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, I hope you’re happy - I’m 16 pages in and heading back… although, I think the children may need dinner first :lol::lol:

It’s summer time. Toss 'em some Cheese Nips and an ice pop. :yes:

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Any “Desperate Housewives” fans out there… reading about this girl reminds me of the sneaky little imp “Kayla” of the Scavo clan… how she burned herself with the curling iron to make it look like Linet hurt her, talked the one son into jumping off the roof and threatened to hurt the toddler if she didn’t get her way… I watch too much TV :uhoh:.

Look it’s me happy:) I even rode in my new saddle today… my husband said it didn’t disappear when I sat in it and that I looked great in it… he wouldn’t lie to me would he???:confused::o:lol::lol::lol:

Hey Reynard Ridge -

Maybe I need to send kookicat SafeTMan! She could set him up so that it looks like he’s looking out the window or something.

Remember when my mom came to visit and I had SafeTMan on the sofa and she screamed? I swear that thing will freak a person out!

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It depends on if you’ve been skipping zesty sessions or not.:smiley:

You know - when He Who Must Not Be Named wrote that - I had the sneaking suspicion he had seen me riding! But I swear you can see a teeny bit of the saddle. Really. Promise.

I can’t stop laughing. Makes me think of the movie, Forget Paris.

JSwan --you still have strawberries? If the jam doesn’t set ,can it be freezer jam?

Kookicat–glad to know that grandpa seems to be feeling a bit better, I am hoping he will rally and recover.

It is unsettling, though, to know that the girl is continuing to cause trouble with everyone she meets (at church now, no less:no:) Is there a fairly involved process for social services (UK equivalent) to evaluate her before she would live with Farmer Dave?

She appears (based on her actions) to be more than just an unhappy, neglected kid. She appears to have some serious anger issues, poor to non-existent impulse control, and a complete lack of empathy. Like you, I would be quite worried for Farmer Dave’s family. They sound like absolutely wonderful people, and I have no doubt are capable of turning around a troubled child, but a disturbed child needs a professional therapist.

You all remain in my thoughts, I am praying that you all are kept safe.:slight_smile:

Shipping is not cheap to England, but I get the feeling KC would enjoy having him around. :lol:

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Hey Reynard Ridge -

Maybe I need to send kookicat SafeTMan! She could set him up so that it looks like he’s looking out the window or something.

Remember when my mom came to visit and I had SafeTMan on the sofa and she screamed? I swear that thing will freak a person out![/QUOTE]

Great idea J Swan!!! I’ll help with postage if needed… but OP has to promise to video girl’s reaction…

So should we take up a collection for the shipping? Or the wildlife camera? Or both?

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Just be very careful and try to not have contact with the girl. [/QUOTE]

KC For now this may be the best plan, but IF she does end up next door, I really think you’ll want to set a by-gones are by-gones tone of civility. You don’t want to be the most convenient target and the one she really despises too.

BTW, have you heard what actually got her shipped to the country in the first place? I’m sure she was not a saint, but it would be telling whether the real problem was hers or mums. Given the incommunicato mum, I’m guessing it might have been her --would she really have shipped a devil to gan otherwise?

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Hey we did stick art the 7 Parelli bedroom games… THAT was funny:yes:[/QUOTE]

Oh my…Can someone PLEASE send me the page # of those??? I LOVE the stick art…amazing…but the 20,000 pages of that thread is a bit intimidating…I was hoping to save reading that one for when I can no longer get out of my rocker in the later years…

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Oh my…Can someone PLEASE send me the page # of those??? I LOVE the stick art…amazing…but the 20,000 pages of that thread is a bit intimidating…I was hoping to save reading that one for when I can no longer get out of my rocker in the later years…[/QUOTE]

Ok here it is… I apologize in advance…:uhoh::stuck_out_tongue:

Oh. My. God. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No, it is Pat Parelli, he just thinks he is God.

i must have missed that one, very hilarious ha ha

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Oh. My. God. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Ditto…beer just exited my nose.