It really is horrible, but I am sooo glad she grabbed the electric fence. Instant Karma goes a long, long way:D
Now, if she comes back make sure to hose her down before she falls into the electric fence again. Water is an excellent conductor. At this point, I don’t think anyone would mind if you had to help her towards the fence:D:D
Can we have a stick art of DM being shoved dripping wet into the electric fence?
With a mother like that… no wonder the girl is behaviorally challenged.
Kookie, I hope these folks are out of your hair ASAP… you don’t need the stress and it is not even a little bit selfish for you to want them gone. Although, I do really feel bad for Gran and Gramps, they sound like really nice folks.
Thank you everyone. 
I’m going to bed now, because I’ve got a long day tomorrow. I’ll update and let you know what’s going on asap.
Sleep well
Hope you have an uninterrupted sleep tonight with no drunks no vandalism, etc.
Mothers like the drunk one always blame someone else, even when their “kids” are grown, they say they just got in with “the wrong crowd”. That’s what makes kids never accept responsibilty.
My parents always knew I was “the wrong crowd”:lol:
Take care, sleep well, and maybe they’ll go back to the city and the grandparents can recover.
Wonder why the mother turned out so bad?
Damn, I was kind of hoping the mother would be found, but that didn’t involve having her SHOW UP. I meant “found, somewhere far far away”. And I figured she was ineffectual but hadn’t gotten so far as picturing her as a drunken boor.
As satisfying as it would be to feel like the girl is on a path to better things, I don’t think it’s selfish at all to hope that they all get on a path to anywhere but there.
KC, you are in my thoughts. I am praying for a swift and satisfying outcome.
EEEGADS! I’d say this story has taken a turn for the worse. I think you’ve gone out of your way for the child and the grandma’s sake. But… as far as mom goes, I’d be pressing charges. Maybe if the nice peace officer doesn’t think they are necessary, you need to speak to a lawyer at this point. She should have been arrested for drunk and disorderly, AT LEAST. File ‘no trespass’ orders or whatever is necessary to keep this person a safe distance from you and your horses, until she goes away for good and leave you and grandma in peace.
The only good thing so far is that now the police have met Mom and Granny, so they will probably respond more quickly should you need their assistance again. Best wishes for peace and quiet!
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Ahhh…but what is your favorite color??? Please don’t get me started on Holy Grail quotes! :lol:[/QUOTE]
How about the Monty Python Riders Clique?
Personal motto and favourite quote…
RUN AWAYYY! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Snort.
Dee
It’s hereditary.
Did y’all notice that the kid tore down KookiCat’s fence, and now her mother has attacked the hot wire? I’m sensing hereditary problems here, some kind of fence fetish.
Seriously, I do hope they go back to the city, and some good social worker gets the kid into a group home before she is 16 or 17 and becomes just like her mother.
Here’s hoping beastly child and her beastlier drunken mother go back to the city, that Gran’s DH rallies and comes home so that your village can go back to its peaceful life before demon child arrived. So that you and your SO and your horses, and farmer Dave, his cows and his family, may enjoy the waning light of late summer in England. Good thoughts for you.
SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes! SOLDIER #1: You’re using coconuts! ARTHUR: What? SOLDIER #1: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together. :winkgrin:
On a serious note…good grief, Kooki! Talk about things going from bad to worse!!! Does the Crayon Posse need to break out the Holy Hand Grenade???
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.’ 
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This entire thread totally goes to prove:
You just can’t make this kind of $hit up.
Sorry you are having so many issues Kookicat…[/QUOTE]
Ain’t that the truth! Poor Kooki! Here’s hoping that she’s getting that good night’s sleep with no visits from drunken mum or the demon spawn. If anyone needs some rest it is Kooki.
While I feel for the girl, especially now that the mother has surfaced, I also think it would be best if she headed back from whence she came leaving Kooki, Dave, and the English countryside untainted. It is clear that with her mother as an example, her behavior will probably just continue to escalate.
Poor Gran, I hope that Gramps continues to improve. Kooki, do you know if they have any nice children? I would hate to think that this daughter is all they’ve got. 
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In order to make myself truly a trainwreck viewer, I made my friend and myself some Mojito’s last night. Now I feel really “in” with the crowd and can settle down to some real trainwrecking. They were quite good, actually. Anyone need the recipe?.[/QUOTE]
Hey, I’d like the recipe. And while we’re speaking of mojitos, does anyone have the recipe for the Asian pear mojitos that PF Changs had last year??? Those were to DIE for!
Wow the mom is scary. I’d worry about her as much as I’d worry about the kid. Then again, if she was screaming at me in a drunken rage in the middle of the night, I’d have slapped the shit out of her before I called the cops. Or maybe chase her with a stick…?
At least in the US, the more police reports that stack up against the parents, the greater the likelihood that some prosecutor is going to file an abuse and neglect petition. Hopefully this will get the girl taken away and give her a chance. Sucks to have a kid taken from parents, but when the parents are this out of control… what else is there to do???
Just for you so you can enjoy the real deal trainwrecking club:
Mojito : (x however many people)
3 sprigs fresh mint
2 tsp sugar
2 tbsp fresh lime juice
1-1/2 oz light rum
Stir into sugar/mint in jug. Add
Tonic water/club soda
Strain into glass, fill with ice, garnish with mint.
I think we need to take up a collection to hide Gran and Granddad far away from the evil mother and the child.
I think Gran needs a hug from all of us.
Oh, man! From bad to worse! I feel for that kid now – there’s a good reason for her antisocial behavior. ( No, that’s no justification, but an explanation for her anger and all…) I hope there is some way to keep the drunk mom far, far away from the kiddo till she’s all grown up, normal and independent of her awful parent.
Sending prayers for all involved.
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Fence fetish. OMG. Fence Fetish. I cannot stop laughing.
Good Lord, this is getting from bad to worse. Does Farmer Dave know about this ? Hope it works out. Although the drunk on a hot wire -now that would be a sight to see!!
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A bit of stick art python for ya’ll Pony Perfect acutally drew this the first time… but it is soooo funny.
KC… jeeze you just can’t catch a break… the poor kid just really didn’t have a chance did she??
KC hope things resolve themselves soon.
I’ve been lurking, but can help MSUteamrider request. Claims to be PF Changs recipe.
ASIAN PEAR MOJITO
1 Tblspn Superfine Sugar
3 Lime Sections
5 Leaves of Mint
1 oz. Sour Apple Pucker
1.5 oz. Bicardi Limon Rum
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
Club Soda
Ice
Muddle (mash) the lime, sugar and mint leaves together. Add the Sour Apple Pucker, Limon Rum, & Pineapple Juice and shake with ice. Pour into a tall glass (highball or collins) top off with the club soda. Enjoy.
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