Child in my pasture- WWYD?

Shhhhhhh. He’s the advance scout. We’ll have $3 a blae hay once again!

I hate to say it, but landlords in GB don’t have much say either…
it’s their property but renters have rights, too! Too many …

We can put all of Canada into a diabetic coma by making them drink sweet tea!!!

:lol:

Uh, DUH… its:

WE CLAIM YA’LL IN THE NAME OF SC!!!

:lol::lol:

[QUOTE=equinelaw;3402445]
Shhhhhhh. He’s the advance scout. We’ll have $3 a blae hay once again![/QUOTE]

Uh, if Canada is getting as much rain as we are in western NY, you’re not gonna find any $3.00/bale of hay… :frowning: :no: :frowning:

We’re getting lotssss and lots of rain in Ontario :frowning:

[QUOTE=PaddyUK;3400107]
I’m a hunting gel!![/QUOTE]
A hunting gel, eh? I wonder what I am?

:: ponders ::

I think I’m just a hunting amorphous goo.

Bummer.

Amen, sistah! :winkgrin: This Carolina girl has taken up her arms and is ready for battle! Mental pic for ya’ll: Camo pants tucked into my snake boots, pink Browning baseball cap, A&F tank top, and loaded Marlin 30.30 w/ballistic tip rounds :cool: Oh, yeah, forgot to add the Case lockblade knife stuck in the boot! I’m ready for battle (or at least, deer season!!!) YEEEHAW! :stuck_out_tongue:

PS~ Maybe we should bring Kooki a bottle of deer pee? That oughta keep Drunk Mom & Demon Spawn far away!

[QUOTE=HuntJumpSC;3402920]
Amen, sistah! :winkgrin: This Carolina girl has taken up her arms and is ready for battle! Mental pic for ya’ll: Camo pants tucked into my snake boots, pink Browning baseball cap, A&F tank top, and loaded Marlin 30.30 w/ballistic tip rounds :cool: Oh, yeah, forgot to add the Case lockblade knife stuck in the boot! I’m ready for battle (or at least, deer season!!!) YEEEHAW! :stuck_out_tongue:

PS~ Maybe we should bring Kooki a bottle of deer pee? That oughta keep Drunk Mom & Demon Spawn far away![/QUOTE]

Hmmm…what was it I said about the lowcountry being genteel? Scratch that…:winkgrin:

I think this could be a side trip in the COTH fieldtrip…stop by BA’s house to take care of CCTL and eat BBQ, run by Canada and claim it, then swing across the pond to rescue KC. You are already signed up as the pilot right HJSC? Everyone else will have to stay in the plane while HJSC, Naters, Equinelaw, and myself take care of this…it won’t take long…we will leave it running for ya! I think we could be home before dark!

But there is gonna be Lexington bbq, right? Cause I caint go ifins there aint no bbq…

:lol:

Paddy;
What about The Animals Act ;

5 Exceptions from liability under sections 2 to 4

(1)A person is not liable under sections 2 to 4 of this Act for any damage which is due wholly to the fault of the person suffering it.
(2)A person is not liable under section 2 of this Act for any damage suffered by a person who has voluntarily accepted the risk thereof.
(3)A person is not liable under section 2 of this Act for any damage caused by an animal kept on any premises or structure to a person trespassing there, if it is proved either—
(a)that the animal was not kept there for the protection of persons or property; or
(b)(if the animal was kept there for the protection of persons or property) that keeping it there for that purpose was not unreasonable.

What a FINE idea! And hey, I’ve got a HUUGGE extended family here; lots of Carolina Girls … or would that be Carolina Gyrrls? :lol::cool:

EOTG, the whole state is really quite genteel, really. We’ll storm the beaches, then offer everyone copious food and drink as the tradition of southern hospitality dictates. Any troublemakers get their hearts blessed and their asses kicked. Steel magnolias and all that.

Not sure America’s record of invasive actions would support your proposal!

I believe you summed us up quite nicely, dahlin’! :smiley:

[QUOTE=HuntJumpSC;3402920]
Amen, sistah! :winkgrin: This Carolina girl has taken up her arms and is ready for battle! Mental pic for ya’ll: Camo pants tucked into my snake boots, pink Browning baseball cap, A&F tank top, and loaded Marlin 30.30 w/ballistic tip rounds :cool: Oh, yeah, forgot to add the Case lockblade knife stuck in the boot! I’m ready for battle (or at least, deer season!!!) YEEEHAW! :stuck_out_tongue:

PS~ Maybe we should bring Kooki a bottle of deer pee? That oughta keep Drunk Mom & Demon Spawn far away![/QUOTE]

Altough resident in GA, and originally from WV, I can add some other fashion recommendations for the GRITS (guuhhls raised in the south) posse–T shirt “Smith & Wesson: The Best in Feminine Protection.”

Just yesterday I was sporting my Team NTWF (National Wild Turkey Federation) gimme cap in the workplace. Our office manager was staring at it, trying to figure out what the acronym stood for. We decided it could easily mean, “NOW What The F%ck!?”

GRITS Posse~ I love it!!!:smiley:

[QUOTE=coloredhorse;3403165]
Any troublemakers get their hearts blessed and their asses kicked. [/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol: How 'bout a few “How nice!” thrown in for good measure?

I’d like to join the GRITS posse. Surely there’s a place for a Philly girl born and bred, transplanted to Iowa, and her ass-bustin Sig Sauer loaded with hollow points? I’m a reeeeeal good shot :wink:

EquiBrit----I assume picking countries where the natives are unarmed is a better bet than those pesky countries with guns and ammo and stuff:)

All Canada seesm to have for protection is Geese. And the pople are so nice and educated and all they cannot resist the efforts of half a dozen southerners armed with mace and pepper spray and bad manners.

Well say its ours, bless ya’lls hearts and they will just be polite and let us be.

We can take GB next and make being a drunk demon spawn mother illegal, but its just ssoooooooo far. We need to assure a good suplly of hay before we can cross any oceans:)

Do 1/2 Breeds Count"

[QUOTE=naters;3402098]
Now that’s what I call a “carolina girl”

:lol:[/QUOTE]

I am 1/2 Breed, Mother is SC native, father, GA native.
At least it works when I am stopped for speeding in South Carolina.
And I own land there, altho it is for sale.
So can I invade with the carolinia girls?
And allow the sig sauer poster to join, she’s got firepower.

Well in TEXAS, we say Y’ALL. Or at least the English teachers do. :wink: And since we haven’t had rain here in, oh, 3 or 4 months, we’d gladly help you take over Canada, except we don’t like Canadians. Or Californians or Coloradoans for that matter. Heck, we don’t like anyone that’s not from here. But we do have guns, and we’re willing to kill for our property rights. This is the land where it’s still a felony to carry wire cutters in your back pocket. Canadians and drunks beware! YEEHAW!