Child in my pasture- WWYD?

[Bluey]

[QUOTE=archieflies;3404465]
Well in TEXAS, we say Y’ALL. Or at least the English teachers do. And since we haven’t had rain here in, oh, 3 or 4 months, we’d gladly help you take over Canada, except we don’t like Canadians. Or Californians or Coloradoans for that matter. Heck, we don’t like anyone that’s not from here. But we do have guns, and we’re willing to kill for our property rights. This is the land where it’s still a felony to carry wire cutters in your back pocket. Canadians and drunks beware! YEEHAW![/QUOTE]

Only if you are caught inside someone’s pasture and your tracks are coming from a cut in the fence.

That is why we have those signs up everywhere, we are fair and warn you:

“Trespassers will be shot, survivors shot again.”

[equinelaw]

Now now, watch it you guys. Some COTH posters are very sensitive to dead people gun jokes. Don’t go getting them all upset agian thinking you are condoning murder or violence.

[Sansena]

[QUOTE=archieflies;3404465]
(snip)… we’d gladly help you take over Canada, except we don’t like Canadians. Or Californians or Coloradoans for that matter. Heck, we don’t like anyone that’s not from here…[/QUOTE]

Thank you.
You’ve just explained to me why my MIL & I don’t get along.

And here I thought it was just me.

[Foxtrot_s]

Equine - you’all have taken us over more than you probably know. Seems we just roll over and show our bellies whenever the Bush Government wants something we have, or wants us to do something we don’t really want to do. It’s just done like, you know, “the longest undefended border in the world”, “our loyal friends to the North”, etc. Smile, show teeth, grin.

[equinelaw]

So if we like just show up with really big trucks you’ll give up all your hay? What else do you guys have that we want? Got any good cheeses?

Maybe we need to hire drunk mom and demom spawn and then we can take over GB as well as Canada? They can be out “enforcers” and that will solve KC problems too:)

[Foxtrot_s]

Of course - we have Tim Hortons and the famous Timmies. But we’re so nice, we’d offer them to you and ask you to stay for coffee,
before you load up and go home with hay.

[lesyl]

@archieflies;3404465

Well in TEXAS, we say Y’ALL. Or at least the English teachers do. And since we haven’t had rain here in, oh, 3 or 4 months, we’d gladly help you take over Canada, except we don’t like Canadians. Or Californians or Coloradoans for that matter. Heck, we don’t like anyone that’s not from here. But we do have guns, and we’re willing to kill for our property rights. This is the land where it’s still a felony to carry wire cutters in your back pocket. Canadians and drunks beware! YEEHAW!

Wait- I thought Texan’s liked people from Montana!

Nevertheless - Happy to help round up people who don’t understand the the pasture and horses is not a park or a petting zoo.

[cloudyandcallie]

Foxtrot’s:
Global warming has hit us hard for last few years.
I’m planing on staying after the invasion.
Uh, guys, remember in history class when they taught us that when we invaded Canada, we lost? They repulsed us easily. Guess it was all the geese.
I think Bluey has the right idea. About trespassers, not about Canadians, human or geese.
And we can all go visit Capone!
And wouldn’t it be great if Blind ALter is in Canada? But that BBQ clew, I’m thinking Texas or ALabama.

[archieflies]

[quote=lesyl;3404738]
Wait- I thought Texan’s liked people from Montana!
quote]

Montana? Ick. I think I heard Martha Stewart say something this morning (before I could rn to the TV and turn her off) about having a house in Montana. You do realize that Montana is very close to Canada, right? We don’t like people who live that close to Canada. Anywhere north of the Mason-Dixon line is too close to Canada. I’m actually inclined to believe that nothing good happens north of I-20, but I’m taking my mare cross country schooling just north of I-20 this weekend, so we’ll see.

And I’ve refrained so far from the BBQ discussion, and I guess I still will… because being a Texan, I’m sure y’all can predict my stance on that one.

[equinelaw]

Timbits:eek::lol: Great! We’ll be right up to invade soon. And you gusy have way better gardens. Maybe I will capture a Canadain gardener too:)

[Equibrit]

As soon as it snowed you woossies (SP?)would be outta there!
You belles couldn’t hack snot icicles.

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

Maybe not horse related. But before the mods find that out, can one of you explain why in South Park the Canadians are depicted with funny mouths?

[equinelaw]

Dat ture, but we could just go back home during the unpleasant waether and bring our nice, educated polite Canadian slaves with us:)

Way cheaper to invade Canada then to buy a summer place in lake Placid:lol:

[lesyl]

@archieflies;3404802

[quote=lesyl;3404738]Wait- I thought Texan’s liked people from Montana!
quote]

Montana? Ick. I think I heard Martha Stewart say something this morning (before I could rn to the TV and turn her off) … .

Archieflies - Montana? Ick - Them’s fighen’ words:lol:. Well except that Martha Stewart part…on that I agree.

Now without reading all the posts, I am a bit perplexed as to why we are invading Canada to capture hay, gardeners, farriers, and release a pasture from invasion by demons. Could someone clarify how this works? Do we have the farriers and gardners construct something from the hay to expel the invaders?

[equinelaw]

becuase we have learned that those places have no guns, pepper spray, mace or any other self defenses. We can just from them into submission!

All they have between us and total domination is some pissed off Geese! And here we were wasting all our time invading countires with bombs and everything. I’ll bet Canda even has oil reserves for our duellys:)

[lesyl]

Got it -

In support of Kookiecat there are COTHers who are ready willing and able to invade another country and free thier pastures from pests.

Well that seems pretty straightforward.

I can speak Canadian. So does that get me in?

[Angel_Undercover]

We have polar bears over hear too… the pissed off geese pale in comparison to the pissed off polar bears

[equinelaw]

Polar bears. Hah! We will bring Grizzleys:) Or Armadillos. That will confuse the great white bears of the North!

[Angel_Undercover]

LMAO :lol:

[cloudyandcallie]

I know this is a serious thread with KookiCat worried sick about her horses and herself, but since she is the Cheesewitch, is there someone here who works for the Packers who could get us a discount on those Cheesehead hats? To go with our crayola outfits?