I’m thinking we should get the combo…
Ive just slogged thru all 1083 posts. aack, can someone please hit me with the defib machine?!
Holy whack job demonista child directly from hell! And the Moms just a larger version with alcohol added!:eek::eek::eek:
I know folks are broken people and need help and all that BUT
POOR KOOKICAT, she’s the real victim.
And uh yeah even us yankees will shoot a dumbass who is stupid enough to bother any of our creatures. UK laws suck!:eek: (sorry)
And Farmer Dave and his family, they have my vote for sainthood!
I just wish for Kookicat that these people act like the turds they are,
dry up and blow away.
No good can come of this, I wish I am wrong.
Ya know, while you southerners are planning a Canadian invasion for hay and oil etc., and are concerned about those geese, remember we can shoot 'em and cook 'em. How about goose al’orange?! 
But for heaven sakes, do look out for the polar bears… :eek: :yes: If y’all are gonna shot one of those bears, make sure you feed it apples first as that makes the meat apple flavored!
Some good did come of this. KC posted and he who shall not be named got banned:)
Now, as for the Polar Bears, we are AMERICANS. PB are on the endangered species list. We can’t shoot them. Canadains? Not so much:)
We do not want to shoot anybody or anything, so just lay down your. . . .what? Wet noodles? and we will be right along expecting faux gra from your legal fat geese. That too is not allowed here.
We do not want to have to use our pepper spray, but if you keep resisting it might come down to that:mad::mad::mad::mad:
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I’m thinking we should get the combo…
http://www.packertime.com/products/ptcb19.html[/QUOTE]
Oh my God! Is that bra heated for winter wear on the frozen tundra? How cool. And it will not clash with my burnt sienna crayola outfit.
Thank you.
anyone heard from KookiCat today?
And is Blind Alter still with us?
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Ya know, while you southerners are planning a Canadian invasion for hay and oil etc., and are concerned about those geese, remember we can shoot 'em and cook 'em. How about goose al’orange?!
But for heaven sakes, do look out for the polar bears… :eek: :yes: If y’all are gonna shot one of those bears, make sure you feed it apples first as that makes the meat apple flavored! :D[/QUOTE]
Bring it on, US…we will be waiting ready to fart in your general direction after you cross the river of Tim Horton’s Coffee which is hiding on this side of the Niagara…silly American K-nights!!!Then we will douse you in maple syrup and give you heart attacks from the poutine and partridgeberries we force-feed you!
And is that elderberries I smell>:lol:
SNORT!
Dee
[QUOTE=Angel Undercover;3405297]
I’m thinking we should get the combo…
http://www.packertime.com/products/ptcb19.html[/QUOTE]
HaHaHa…we should all pitch in a buy Kookie a cheese bra for when she returns. That would put a smile on her face! She could wear it around the farm and maybe then the freaks next door would KNOW she freakier and leave her alone!
hmmmmOK. We are well known for our abilites to eat more then any other nation. We have been immunized since childhood to be able survive 500lbs of sugar a year per capita. In fact, the army we are raising eats FRIED CANDY BARS! Ha! Bring on your maple syrup.
I shall soon be QUEEN OF CANADA!
And farts??? Do you think we can smell your farts over the stench of our Marlboro Reds! I even know where the last living Marlboro man lives and its in SC! We will bring our natural horsemanship trainers and beat you with carrot sticks!
I thought Global Warming had killed all the polar bears? Maybe the emissions from the Crayola bus will finish the job.
If someone dressed as a crayon wearing cheese lingerie and headgear comes knocking on my igloo I’ll beat you with my snowshoes…
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The weather this side of the Rockies is fine - we don’t want your heat, mugginess, flies, snakes, spiders, scorpions, rabies, etc. Equibrit - We don’t have snow much here and we have room for all. Just don’t come with d’attitude. You can bring your horses C&C, I can take you to see Capone (perhaps) and stop by Timmies, introduce you to my hay guy - all you have to do is breach the customs guy, and leave your arms behind. If you want to come via the third sea and get past polar bears you have to ask because it is OURS! Also, beware, you never know when Laura Secord might be listening to your plans. I don’t know if she reads this bb.
Oh yeah, it sounds all nice and inviting until you mention ripping off our arms:eek: What next, our legs? Is that what you peopel eat up there? Fat tasty American body parts:confused:
:mad:
Oh yeah? Well, your mother was a hamster!!! Now, go away before I taunt you a second time! :lol:
Equine: Your training has you reading toooo literally. I meant, don’t pack a piece over here!
For those new to this thread: Everytime Kookie goes AWOL for a bit, everybody seems to get all goofy just to keep it up at the top of the board. When she returns, it is all serious and sincere - no kidding!
Don’t count on the no pepper spray, though it might not be common, a friend of mine has some she carries, her brother (a cop) gave it to her, and trust me she’d use it! :eek: :lol: An ex of mine also has a pretty good gun collection and knows how to use them. 
I’m sure he’d be willing to break open the gun locker for a good cause. Hunting invading 'Merkins would be much more exciting than deer I’m sure. 
And as for the oil reserves, be prepared to pay through the nose, my farrier (anyone tries to take him back to the good ol’ US of A is going to be hurting! :mad:) was paying $1.60 per litre :eek: for diesel a couple weeks ago. I not only threw in an extra $10 on what he charged me, but invited him over for a couple beers after he was done and he stayed for supper with my daughter and me. :yes:
I don’t think I want to invade Canada now-----they’re beheading people on buses:eek::eek:
Well, some of the Canucks appear quite ruly :eek: and others (west of the rockies) sound very accommodating, 
BUT I suggest we get this thread back to horses before our lovely Moderators (and I’m NOT being sarcastic either ) shut us down!
I hope KC’s horses are doing well at her trainers and that she is able to enjoy some time away. I’m sure SO will keep a lid on things at the farm while she’s gone.
See, back to horses!!!
Canadian Bus Ride
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The weather this side of the Rockies is fine - we don’t want your heat, mugginess, flies, snakes, spiders, scorpions, rabies, etc. Equibrit - We don’t have snow much here and we have room for all. Just don’t come with d’attitude. You can bring your horses C&C, I can take you to see Capone (perhaps) and stop by Timmies, introduce you to my hay guy - all you have to do is breach the customs guy, and leave your arms behind. If you want to come via the third sea and get past polar bears you have to ask because it is OURS! Also, beware, you never know when Laura Secord might be listening to your plans. I don’t know if she reads this bb.[/QUOTE]
Thank you. I’ll come with dogs/cats/horses/cheesehead/crayola outfit on the “invasion” and then remain.
Even though we probably can only have long guns right? no pistols?
However, all the invaders better look at the news. Last night I saw where if you get into a dispute with a Canadian on a bus ride, you get decapitated.
Your knives must be pretty big!
Wait a minute! KookiCat doesn’t use the crayola trainer does she?
Oh no - not decaptitated !
Would that involve breasts?
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Pssssst. We have 3 carolina girls on this thread at least. There are at least 2 WHOLE countires that have absoultly no defenses at all! Should we get togther and invade one of them just to grow hay or something?:)![/QUOTE]
:lol: Holy crap - I miss one day and y’all are off to take over England and Canada.:lol:
Too bad we’re just no damn good at invasions. Last time we even tried was at Gettysburg, and you see how that turned out. :uhoh:
Secession, now - South Carolinians are great at seceding from things, because we get so much practice.:yes: England (once); United States (twice); the Episcopal Church (almost) .:lol:
Doesn’t really help us with the cost of hay though, does it?:sigh:
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