[QUOTE=equinelaw;3414241]
It has contact in it for the hot farriers:)
Still working on invasion plans. So many people, so little time.
Now I hear Canada does have a weapon? Something called poutine:confused:
Just how deadly is that stuff?
Can we feed it to KC horrid townfolk?[/QUOTE]
Poutine is pretty deadly… totally addictive and artery clogging!! Maybe horrid drunken mummy will drown in the cheese curds and gravy in a drunken stupor??
So, polo players, hay, and drunken fruit salad? I’m not from the south so I don’t think I can be part of the invasion party, but since I’m here at work a stone’s throw from the Ambassador Bridge and the Detroit/Windsor tunnel, and since I work for the State Police, if I promise to help you guys positively access the border, will you bring me back a polo player and lots of hay? You’ll have to give the drunken fruit salad to the polo player in order to get him to agree to be dumped on me, tho, unless he’s just an incredibly generous kind of guy.
:: thinks :: You know, I’ll think I’ll just help you all for the hay. I really need hay.
[QUOTE=Foxtrot’s;3411918]
I’m back. Oh my — that’s a really classy site![/QUOTE]
echo
[QUOTE=CarrieK;3414827]
So, polo players, hay, and drunken fruit salad? I’m not from the south so I don’t think I can be part of the invasion party, but since I’m here at work a stone’s throw from the Ambassador Bridge and the Detroit/Windsor tunnel, and since I work for the State Police, if I promise to help you guys positively access the border, will you bring me back a polo player and lots of hay? You’ll have to give the drunken fruit salad to the polo player in order to get him to agree to be dumped on me, tho, unless he’s just an incredibly generous kind of guy.
:: thinks :: You know, I’ll think I’ll just help you all for the hay. I really need hay.[/QUOTE]
Oh CarrieK, where were you when we needed you? ANY help with boarder guards would be SO helpful! OK, I’ll hide the drunken polo player in my stack of clean saddle pads, right in the spot where Kwame was hiding. Actually, we could probably fit the whole team in the same spot where Kwame was! :yes:
[QUOTE=CarrieK;3414827]
So, polo players, hay, and drunken fruit salad? I’m not from the south so I don’t think I can be part of the invasion party, but since I’m here at work a stone’s throw from the Ambassador Bridge and the Detroit/Windsor tunnel, and since I work for the State Police, if I promise to help you guys positively access the border, will you bring me back a polo player and lots of hay? You’ll have to give the drunken fruit salad to the polo player in order to get him to agree to be dumped on me, tho, unless he’s just an incredibly generous kind of guy.
:: thinks :: You know, I’ll think I’ll just help you all for the hay. I really need hay.[/QUOTE]
OMG gal you are a blessing in disguise! :yes: :yes: 
We will really need your help to get us across the border when we come back with all the hay, hot, drunken polo players and farriers, as well as the oil!!
Don’t you worry, we’ll make sure to find you a great polo player too. One that can help with farm chores and building and general all around usefulness! 
[QUOTE=Silver Diva;3414342]
97 degrees? Ha. I know y’all don’t mean to sound like silly, greenhorn plonkers, but 97 degrees is 10 (ten) degrees cooler than it is here in Kansas today. Yup. And it’s gonna get HOT here tomorra.
'Course, y’all from the 'coast don’t know nuttin about HOT.
An’ y’all can have Canada. I’m going for Great Britain. I’m gonna hold Jeremy Northam or Gerard Butler for ransom for as much hay and fine saddlery as I can git! With any luck, I’ll git both, and it’ll take a while to git ever’thing together and I kin play with 'em longer…[/QUOTE]
Ha. I usd to live in St. Louis. Tell me about hot, I mean I lived in midtown. But where is KookiCAt and how are her horses doing? And where are the bad guys, er, girls, and what are they up to?
If you guys are going to invade England…
Could you do me a favour and bring as many 2.5lb tubs of Cortaflex as you can carry please.
It is less than $25 (£12.50) a tub from Dover and we pay $120 (£60):eek:for the same size.
Ta very much.
Paddy
Cortaflex is made right here in SC. We could invade the factory first and use Cortaflex to apease the natives!
But England already has a queen, so what else can England offer us?
[QUOTE=equinelaw;3416466]
Cortaflex is made right here in SC. We could invade the factory first and use Cortaflex to apease the natives!
But England already has a queen, so what else can England offer us?:)[/QUOTE]
Really good leather tack - you could buy up our Harry Dabbs, Albion, Barnsby, Jefferies etc stocks and then flog them when you go back to the US of A for a huge profit :Lol:
Paddy
Awesome accents!? :winkgrin:
CREAM TEAS AND SCONES. And clotted cream fudge.
A quick nip over the border and you can get tablet.
And that is where they first manufactured likits.
Yabbut - you can still invade here. Remember Canada was a British colony and old traditions are still here, plus a whole lot more recognising our diversity. I’m still to scared to try poutine.
Kookie - where are you?
[QUOTE=PaddyUK;3416499]
Really good leather tack - you could buy up our Harry Dabbs, Albion, Barnsby, Jefferies etc stocks and then flog them when you go back to the US of A for a huge profit :Lol:
Paddy[/QUOTE]
You know PaddyUK, with the mention of Barnsby I might just invade England as well as Canada.
When I was a teenager my Irish trainer got me a wonderful used custom made Barnsby jumping saddle that I loved. It fit me as though it was made just for me and my horse (who had withers like a bloody shark:eek:.
And for sure I’ll bring some Cortaflex. Do you want the liquid, pellets or powder?
The plan was alwys to inave England so we can slap the mother and daughter for KC and not get sued. We just decided to invade Canada first to fund the larger invasion.
I’m not sure we can buy and sell stuff. Thats sort of close to commerce and that is below someone of my station. And I only want to be Queen of Canada, thse other girls want the universe and galaxies and all. . . .
[QUOTE=equinelaw;3416874]
The plan was alwys to inave England so we can slap the mother and daughter for KC and not get sued. We just decided to invade Canada first to fund the larger invasion.
I’m not sure we can buy and sell stuff. Thats sort of close to commerce and that is below someone of my station. And I only want to be Queen of Canada, thse other girls want the universe and galaxies and all. . . .[/QUOTE]
Didn’t facinated move there and assume the throne with his fabulous stalluyn?
Is EquineLaw going to try to depose facinated?
uh. . no. He moved to another BB and was hated even faster there here:) He says we kicked him off for complaging about beating children and absuing them and fat jokes. This very thread!
[QUOTE=equinelaw;3416891]
uh. . no. He moved to another BB and was hated even faster there here:) He says we kicked him off for complaging about beating children and absuing them and fat jokes. This very thread![/QUOTE]
HI-LAR-IOUS!!! :lol: I saw that same thing earlier today. Talk about someone with issues!!!
[QUOTE=equinelaw;3416874]
The plan was alwys to inave England so we can slap the mother and daughter for KC and not get sued. We just decided to invade Canada first to fund the larger invasion.
I’m not sure we can buy and sell stuff. Thats sort of close to commerce and that is below someone of my station. And I only want to be Queen of Canada, thse other girls want the universe and galaxies and all. . . .[/QUOTE]
Well silly, who says we have to BUY anything. :eek: Didn’t you say that Cortaflex was made in your state of SC? If so, sounds like we first invade that plant and STEAL what we need to give to PaddyUK for her help in overthrowing the Empire.
The same goes for anything we want in England like “really good leather tack - Harry Dabbs, Albion, Barnsby, Jefferies etc.” We just STEAL it. After all if we are successful with our invasion (and there’s no reason to think we won’t be), to the victor goes the spoils!:yes: :yes:
I know you want the crown of England and others want the universe, heck, I’d be happy with some lovely english leather goods. And if I want to sell them in the USA or Canada, who’s gonna try and stop me! :eek: With our forces and some of you having PMS attacks, we can’t help but be VERY successful.
Bumping up, any new developments?
Here’s another one hoping KC is breathing a bit easier after her business travel.
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