“And oh yes - I, for one - would simply LOVE to know how to clear up a uterine infection through the rectum? What an assinine comment THAT one is”
Huh huh… she said ASSinine…
Here are the Devilpups!!
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GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
typical male… 
Elippses Users Clique…Co-Founder Occularly Challenged Equine Support Group, Pony Club (Graduate) Clique
“And how’s that working for ya?” Dr. Phil
Phwuwu? What the…
Girls are so much easier. We have whoo-ha’s. Easier to spell and easier to pronounce. 
I’ve got to go… this technical talk is making my head spin. 
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
may not be the case with your horse, but lots of horses do that to scratch their stomachs. 
You haff to ASK before you stick der arm in der virginia. Everyboddie they know wot this it be der place for der spank monkey.
I want to haff foto contest. Mebbe I win!
I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
Dev.dog20: Yikes! Digital cameras…but there is some pimply faced teenage boy working at Wall Mart who thinks he’s a stud muffin. Imagine what “splinter” could do to keep his ego in check
Spotty old gal, you sound a little too thin skinned to be dishing out if you can’t take it. I give, you can have your thread back. (Loosen the bone Wilma, said Fred.)
“Loose horse on the main track”
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Loose Horse - No Halter:
New to this site yes. I think I’ve seen enough
QUOTE]
Well, it’s interesting to note that of 22 posts, 9 of yours have been on this thread alone…
On any bb, you have to take things said with a grain of salt, but what were you expecting from a thread entitled “Do horses masturbate?”
Elippses Users Clique…Co-Founder Occularly Challenged Equine Support Group, Pony Club (Graduate) Clique
“And how’s that working for ya?” Dr. Phil
I’m still young enough to send it in to seventeen or YM.
LOL…they have those little cartoons to represent the embarassing moment. I wonder what mine would be. Haha! 
Je suis un salamander. J’entrerai dans le feu mais je ne brûlerai pas.
My other Arabian colt was wagging his phwuwu today 
Hey! We can have a new clique! It can be called the “phwuwu” clique!
Here are the Devilpups!!
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GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
i have yet to see simon masturbate, but i know he’s well hung whenever i scratch the top of his tailbone he spreads his legs and it drops, so when im combing through his tail i always get a present
im reading these posts laughing my erm…arse off…i cant imagine all this
Spring Break
Simon
Homie S
We have a gelding that ejaculates! This amazed me.
www.rougelandfarm.com Home of TB stallion Alae Rouge, sire of our filly Rose, ribbon-winner on the line at Dressage at Devon.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Has anyone else met a sex crazed horse that feels the need to choke his chickens on occasion? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, aren’t you the queen of the politically correct statement?!?! That is just about the funniest thing I have ever read.
If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
Help control the pet population- Spay and Neuter your pets!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sbt78lw:
horses don’t generally do any mutual-grooming prior to mating. What’s the link? 
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually, quite a few do, if given the time and space. My stallions are sometimes a pain because they seem to get really involved in the “foreplay” aspect.
When left in the pasture with his mares, my oldest stallion quite often tries to get them to “party” with him by starting up a grooming session.
Founder of the Olde Farte Clique
If it ain’t tack shopping, it’s a waste of time and money.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by deltawave:
The breeding rolls are to prevent an overly enthusiastic or–ahem–well-endowed stallion from injuring a small or maiden mare. They just get placed in the way. How’d you like THAT job? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What do you mean, “placed in the way”…they look like a big ole pair of nutcrackers to me…you just squeeze it in there? Ouch!
>^.,.^<
~~Linda
~Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.~
I vote that we totally ignore LHNH’s idiotic posts (or Loose Cannon No Brain or whatever it was that joliemom suggested! )
I dont much care what he/she comes up with - once you consider the source, it no longer matters anyhow
Oh! And for what it is worth - I did take a repro course - thanks for asking
“Spot”
I know of a stallion who does it by running his lips up and down the, um, organ in question (trying to keep board vaguely PG rated). We can tell when he’s engaged in this pursuit as he makes a high pitched squealing noise
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoEasy:
Unbelievably, all goes well … UNTIL … the deed is done, the boy looks exhausted, and he can’t figure out how to get down … fell off sideways, kersplat ::OUCH:: (he never did that again)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LOL. My stallion’s first few live breedings were similar. He couldn’t quite figure out where to put himself and needed some help in that department (thankfully, he wasn’t shy; just grateful!). Then, when the deed was done, he would just sit up there and look at me with a “now what?” expression on his face.
I tried pushing back on his knees to encourage him to dismount which didn’t work. So, I held the lead close to and told the mare handler to walk the mare forward.
Monty just hobbles behind her! We went quite a way the first time before he slid off. It took about 6 breedings of the same before he finally figured it out.
Susie
Go Kings!!!
Someone described the brushes earlier … put THAT thing around the belly, it DISCOURAGES self pleasing behavior! (pain’ll do that!)
Its done with a whistling sound Lord Helpus (!) with the first note higher than the second
You need everything possible in your repertoire when you have kids, you know!
“Spot”
I don’t nott to unnerstand wot it be der problemo mit this.
I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
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