again with the insults.
apparently you’ve been around for a bit
troll
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men…
FairWeather
CANTER West Virginia
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> SPOT: the above posts were referring to feed tubs, wheelbarrow handles, walls & such. Never seen those inserted vaginally (now if we were talking humans you could take that bit and run w/ it).
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Oh dear, Loose Horse No Halter - I wont touch this comment with the proverbial 10 foot barge pole! Heck - not even if was a 20’ long pole! 
How in God’s name did this discussion degrade itself to such horrifically low depths, where LHNH even has to warn us away from the sheep!?
“Spot”
We saw an angelic little Shetland Pony entertaining himself in someone’s front yard once on Mackinac Island. I assume he lived there, or perhaps he was a peeping tom! 
One of my first “jobs” on the track was putting rings on colts…they saved THAT job for the new female grooms… 
Gwen is a BIG old ho…she has white paint between her hind legs where she scratches that “itch” when she’s in heat, and has the new, sweet-tempered Appy gelding in such a lather he’s actually starting to mount her now, much to her delight! 
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, but has made quite the man out of this little horse, who now thinks he’s quite the stud.
“If you think your hairstyle is more important than your brain, you’re probably right.” Wear a helmet!
Kelly
Bonnie
Gwen
OMG ladies and shall I say gentlemen, thank you for making my stomach hurt with laughter! 
ha ha deltawave - that didnt take you long to break that promise!
Here is the web site address:
http://www.quillin.com/qshop/pages/Breeding___Stallion_.htm
There is also a contraption called a “Breeding Roll” - anyone have any idea what that would be used for ???
a still confused “Spot”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Celtic Witch:
Monty just hobbles behind her! We went quite a way the first time before he slid off.
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And doesn’t that just sound like a guy! 
Dear Sam: All I really want for my birthday is FLYING LEAD CHANGES!! 
My young gelding thinks this is a very appropriate behavior every morning after he’s had his bucket and before his hay.
I know of a Peruvian Paso breeder that would have to slip a ring on her stud’s penis so that he couldn’t ejaculate. Apparently when it’s a breeding horse they don’t want him to waste anything ???
I must be the only one in the world whose gelding does not do this. 
But I can’t say I’m sorry!
We’ve got a group of about 8 geldings and mares who go out together. The barefoot group. Other than the occasional scrape on a gelding from having fought over one of the girls, there’s no hanky-panky or mischief. Certainly no strangled chickens!
-Zephyr’s Mom
http://www.ZEGifts.com
http://community.webshots.com/user/sharon_kenney1359
Yep, my recently departed stallion used to spank his monkey several times a day if he was bored. I was washing the offending member one day (he was SO dirty it was just disgusting) and he thought it was spank-me time and he sort of got involved in the washing thing, so I had to quit. The barn help was majorly amused by that.
In Memory of Remarkable
So, how long until this thread ends up in the Favorites section?
You put on the leather pants and the pants start telling you what to do. -Bono
OMG djhoward!!! 
If she became pregnant that would defy all laws of breeding and the purpose of gelding.
“Anger is the only thing that won’t go away by losing it.” - Jack Nicholson in Anger Management
—They all laughed at me when I said warmbloods would make good hunters. But I knew! —
A friend of mine has a STB also that wears a stud brush. If he doesn’t he will just stand there all day ignoring his feed and hay but with a smile on his face.
He was losing weight so it was either happy skinny boy or not so happy healthy boy.
OMG!!!
Hey, notice how it’s almost all male horses who do this? hm…
>^.,.^<
~~Linda
~Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.~
Awww, poor stallion! I admit I haven’t looked at ALL TEN PAGES! (we are a bunch of sick pervs)
The breeding rolls are to prevent an overly enthusiastic or–ahem–well-endowed stallion from injuring a small or maiden mare. They just get placed in the way. How’d you like THAT job?
Jeez, this is kind of R-rated, eh? Well, it’s nature at its finest, is it not?
OK, now I think I’ve shared every bit of horse porn I know…
“If you think your hairstyle is more important than your brain, you’re probably right.” Wear a helmet!
Kelly
Bonnie
Gwen
this thread is great!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The roll is placed, er, between the stallion and the mare so that depth achieved is, um, shallow enough. Make sense? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
poooooor stallions. 
This is the first time I’ve read this thread. What a scream!
I have a nymphomaniac mare that loves to be rectally palpated. She gets a glazed over expression on her face that is truly bizzare. What you have to know is this mare is terrible for any other vet procedure so it’s obvious that she’ likes it…a lot…
I have a gelding who was caught “de flagrante” with a mare a few years ago consummating their passion. He’s not a proud cut either and has never tried to do it again with another mare. I think some boys are just more able than others and certain mares just turn them on.
Thank God neither of my two geldings are inclined to “beat their monkeys” much…at least while I’m grooming them anyway.
“No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle…” Winston Churchill
Um, what was that all about?
LHNH, can you share your knowledge without being insulting?
Ain’tNoFoolin - my mother’s Betta’s (the fish) name is Masta Betta.
This NEEDS to go in the Favorites area…
- L.
Je suis un salamander. J’entrerai dans le feu mais je ne brûlerai pas.
Oh Goldentoes - you havent been around much, have you?!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>How would a mare go about masturbating anyway? I mean, what is there to rub on? Fenceposts can’t feel good… uzzled <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well - my one mare is as close to a nymphomaniac as I think I have ever come across.
Going in vaginally to do a saline flush, or take a culture on her, she will start pumping and humping your hand when it is in there. Very nice
I will never forget year before last, we bred her for 22-23 days in a row. Each day we took her by Spot, and each day she’d spread her legs and pee up a storm. As he approached to mount her she’d be peeing and gyrating her hips towards him to be bred.
On Day 23, I thought - this is ridiculous - get the vet to ultrasound her to let me know what the heck is going on in there. He come out of there with a very puzzled look and said - “When was the last time you covered her”
“About 3 hours ago”, I said.
“And she stood for him?”
“Oh yes” I said “Did her usual thing of peeing like crazy and shoved her bum right at him when he got close to her”.
“Thats funny” he said - “she doesnt even have a follicle IN there, let alone one that she is ready to be bred on!”
I have never had a mare like her before and never one since. If there is such a thing as a nymphomaniac mare - she’s certainly it!
So yes - mares DO masturbate too!
“Spot”
You palpate & manipulate some equipment w/ your arm inside the rectum. Ever wonder why your vet pulls out a pile of manuer (hint: that’s not a vaginal bi-product) before re-inserting his arm for a better feel? Spot would have to be fairly well trained to guide a pipette through the cervix using his hand & index finger. And I seriously doubt the mare would “hump”.
New to this site yes. I think I’ve seen enough
“Loose horse on the main track”
[This message was edited by Loose Horse - No Halter on Jun. 17, 2003 at 06:11 PM.]
