You’re not that new… alter alert, alter alert. 
OK, I am NOT replying to this thread any more…every time it’s up near the top I’m so embarrassed to be reading the BB! I’m afraid someone may look over my shoulder! 
Anyhow, the ring on colts is to make it a little painful for them to get erections. What guys do to maintain erections is, I think, a little different…I am NOT going there!
“If you think your hairstyle is more important than your brain, you’re probably right.” Wear a helmet!
Kelly
Bonnie
Gwen
We just keep getting crasser and crasser!!! Although the thong threads and others were well… 
Here are the Devilpups!!
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GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by goldentoes:
How would a mare go about masturbating anyway? I mean, what is there to rub on? Fenceposts can’t feel good… 
uzzled:
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I used to race a mare that would spend hours bumping and grinding against the stall wall. She was a horrid thing to work with, perpetually in heat, but she actually had cystic ovaries, and this was in the days before assorted injections, etc to alleviate the problems.
Also, way back when, every stable had a brush for for horses and geldings that did the belly beat. The brush was a fairly stiff long bristled scrub brush attached to a strap that passed around the offender’s flank, and buckled with the brush right where the offender would whack his hootis against it.
Since I do not belong to a clique, I am now the founder of the Dyslexic Clique. Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!!
SAVE THE BABY CARROTS!!!
GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
I have to add my funny story to this thread: One day, everyone was joking around and mentioned how funny it would be if Joy (a mare at the barn) had babies and how she would be such a good mother. Well, Joy overheard us, and she didn’t realize we were kidding. The next day, which was a horse show, she tried to flirt WHENVEVER she saw a gelding. Joy had never done that before, and everyone was quite embarrased. We decided that we would never bring that topic up again, and she’s been fine ever since… 
When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, there’s a new life about to start when tomorrow comes
ps: baaaaa!
KT–
Which? The ear wax, or the other??
Loff my donkey girls!
He’s not really a pony, and I’m really not “pony aged” either.
The roll is placed, er, between the stallion and the mare so that depth achieved is, um, shallow enough. Make sense?
After years of being in TB breeding, I just found out last year that the famous stallion named Woodman (out of “Playmate”) was NOT named that because he was in the logging trade…
Boy did I feel stupid that I seemed to be the only one who had not figured that out…
I CAN spell, I just can't type and I am too blind to proofread InfoPop's teeny tiny font. [img]http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]You’d think these mares would get splinters in their rears and never do it again… LOL
Poor things… I know I did feel bad for my mare when she pulled the squatandpee in the middle of that lesson. she was pretty upset and desperate… LOL
~Come the Rapture, can I have your car???~
Gee my mares find that their feeders and their water buckets work really well. Sometimes the wall too if you can get the right angle.
Last night in fact my mare that is heat was going to town on the wall. She had quite the pleased look on her face.
She gets bred today, so that should satisfy her for another year. 
In Memory of Remarkable
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spot:
and their Phwuwu comes down !
“Spot”<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I am having real trouble figuring out how to pronounce “Phwuwu”… Is it f’WU-wu ?
I CAN spell, I just can't type and I am too blind to proofread InfoPop's teeny tiny font. [img]http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]Wow. I’m speechless. And thanking the good Lord that I’ve never had the, uhhh, privilege, of witnessing this.
Whoda thunk it … LOL.
Be careful to whom you lend your shirt if you have a tendency to wear your heart upon your sleeve.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank goodness I never checked this thread when I was at work. It would have been hard to explain the full belly laughs. So many funny people and FUNNY HORSES around here.
Spot, don’t let the grumpy ones get to you. Remember back in school when the boy that really liked you used to beat you up so that nobody would know and tease him about how much he liked you? Maybe that’s what’s going on with Loose Horse. Jealousy and lust.
LOL! I really wish I could meet Clyde…
Our Bob the Donkey is pretty silly himself. HE doesn’t get much attention, so when I take the time to groom him and stuff he gets very relaxed, very happy, and next thing you know you get the thumpity thump on the belly. LOL Poor old guy…
“It takes a whole lot of testosterone to wear a beret and not look fruity”
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Especially on THIS bb!
>^.,.^<
~~Linda
~Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.~
I have tears rolling down my face.
I particularly lost it with the comment “at least they don’t hog the bathroom doing it”
My girlfriends stallion does it everytime someone pays any attention to him. Her step-daughter went to do up his girth and was too busy blabbing away and um, er, grabbed the wrong thing…I have never seen a 15 year old girl sooooo grossed out.
I would rather laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints - The Piano Man
Monstr is not anywhere near any version of remotely shy, if you get my drift. Has it out all the time, any excuse will do. And his is, umm, larger than your average… This is a little–umm–difficult when I have visitors who don’t know much about horses. Most are polite, and try to ignore it. Luckily, most of the kids have been too young to notice. But, I have, on more than one occasion, when asked, replied that “that” is why horsewomen have some difficulty taking men very seriously.
He’s not really a pony, and I’m really not “pony aged” either.
