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<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> choke his chickens <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
There was a pony gelding and mare at the barn I used to work at that used to get their jollies together.
He was most definitely gelded, but he would go the full distance quite happily, to the point of anointing the ground under the mare’s hooves. (She had a huge butt, so he couldn’t get all the way up there.)
I was freaked out when it first happened, but the barn owner informed me that he’d been doing this for years.
Glad none of my geldings ever did it, I would have been scarred for life!
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
…fun at parties yes, but this thread has become a “dog & pony” show (& tell). There’s a lot of fodder for fun even in (ok, especially in…having worked in the repo buiz before where 300+/- mares went through in a season, grins & giggles kept us sane) this topic, but a few people are turning it into an outlet for the perverse.
Moderator: moderate…nice that some kid now thinks by scratching her female pony’s tail that expressions of itchy pleasure are something else. And that you palpate/medicate from the same place.
Spot is simply being disgusting. Not very funny once you know his tale of lavaging is just not true. Who makes that kind of bunk up? There’s plenty of REAL world humor.
Yeah, Spot’s a regular Steve Martin.
Party on.
“Loose horse on the main track”
Just to keep this thread “educational,” I believe cryptorchid is when one of the testicles does not descend. My only basis for this knowledge is that I used to work for a small animal vet, and we charged more to neuter a cryptorchid. 
As far as I know, the only way to tell is to get in there surgically and determine the (ahem) “goods” are not down where they belong. Hence a more complicated (and expensive) procedure to retrieve them.
But I’m not sure…hopefully someone can correct me if I’m wrong! 
This whole thread has me ROTFLOL! It’s hysterical that we’re all so bashful about horse “appendages,” whereas the horses themselves could care less…and probably think WE are very strange creatures for making them “put it away!”
I must add my dearly-departed mare to the “hussy” list. 
She had been a broodmare for nearly 10 years, & was a TB having race-bred babies…so live cover only. She was, well…a PRO. All a stallion had to do was LOOK at her, and she’d be spread out & peeing. 
Geldings, on the other hand, didn’t usually “do it for her.” She was an educated woman who knew the real deal!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spot:
oh sketcher - you poor, naive soul - where have you been all these years?!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Can someone educate me?? I’m almost afraid to ask…what is a ring, where does it go and what does it do?? For some reason, it doesn’t sound like a fun job… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
A ring is exactly what it sounds like - a ring - and you get to put it around the penis. Since, once the penis is erect, it gets engorged through the blood vessels, if you have a ring around it, it cannot GET any bigger!
Think of a tight ring on a finger on a hot day - you cant get the sucker off!
The thought process is that every time the colts play with themselves, they loose strength / their edge - whatever - sort of like the football coaches asking their players to refrain from pre game sex because they believe the players will play better if they have all of this pent up energy rather than losing it the night before or the morning of
I still think this is one of those stupid old wives tales, same as the stud managers that wont allow their breeding stallions to stand there and masturbate as they feel there is a limited supply of the stuff in there???
Clear now?!
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Is it only racehorses? I’ve heard of rings that MEN use - to KEEP their erections… 
I couldn’t imagine why someone would want to do that to a stallion. 25 years with horses, how can I still be so ignorant?!!?
There is a gelding at our barn who will lay down with his legs under him, then push part way up with his front end. Then much rocking and groaning takes place. I haven’t been motivated to check for spooging. This guy will also pull out his sword while waiting at the back gate.
My gelding does the stomach-thumping thing fairly often, but I have never seen it spout off.
Shiaway – your story was hilarious!!
“The power of acute observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” - George Bernard Shaw
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HFSH:
used to spank his monkey several times a day if he was bored. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh geez
I’ve only see this once… with a stallion… at a huge show… and i was holding him and… eek
::Jennie::
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever known.”-Invisible Monsters
devildog20: Palpate through the rectum, guide pipette through vaginal canal into cervix (barely) w/ cupped hand (pipette under forefinger).
Judging by the way Spot claimed a mare was humping her arm, she didn’t sound equiped to do that…but instead just some yokel painting a perverted picture. She should know a uterine infection can cause a mare to act receptive. But a thousand mares later I’ve NEVER seen one “hump” an arm. Squat on one and break it, yes! Sounds to me like it’s Spot who’s life needs spice.
“Loose horse on the main track”
LOL no Eclipse, it was Vodka… image Jesse trying to explain what was going on to the summer camp kids… I think she said they were playing leap frog.
“You can tell a gelding, ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion.”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You’d have to see it to believe it. Hmm, maybe I’ll post a picture… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh PLEASE do Sketcher,
I mean - this whole thread hasnt sunk to low enough depths already - what is a picture of your horse’s “splinter” going to hurt?!
“Spot”<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Aww Come on Spot!! Have a sense of humor (juvenile as it is) or don’t read it!!
And on the more serious side, I was seriously considering breeding to one of your beautiful stallions in the future.
Some of you people who are so quick to jump into the fray ought to consider that there are a lot of ‘little’ people on these boards taking note of how you handle things and us little people make up a large part of your business - I have to think…
Baby Quiches UNITE!!!
My lil Arab colt was wagging in the wind today…
Here are the Devilpups!!
http://community.webshots.com/user/angelgregory87
GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
Hee hee hee, Velvet, just take a trip to BOCES school in Scottsville, NY and ask to clean the sheath of a big palamino gelding. I think I remember they changed his name to Bailey. You can determine if he’s getting his jollies or not!
msj
You know you’re a horse person when…you can find your boots by smell.
PWBTB@WC (People who browse the BB at Work Clique)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Go back and read Spot’s junk, then tell your vet about Spot’s little stories of entering the vaginal canal w/ Spot’s arm for dosing a lavage & Spot’s claim of the mare humping him, and THEN tell who’s being insulting…whenever someone BSs you, they’re insulting your intelligence. Judging by most of the posts I’m guessing that’s not amounting to much. Spot should go South of the border to catch the show he/she’s looking for. …walking a fine line for what’s legal in this country.
Being giggly is one thing but this person is not quite right.
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WTF?! was that really nescessary?
I do not remember the exact horse (it may have been a few) whose thingy would whack me in the back of my hand while I was grooming the belly. I thought it was a twitch. But now I know it WASN’T. That is so wrong!
There was a horse at my barn that got a little senial as he got old and we think he was losing site and turning into a stallion at the same time cause all the horses at the barn seemed to be his bitches and he tried to do one of them in the shoulder. Chico - the black blind stallion/gelding. That was a hoot!
“Anger is the only thing that won’t go away by losing it.” - Jack Nicholson
—They all laughed at me when I said warmbloods would make good hunters. But I knew! —
This topic was brought up on another board, and we found one example of it happening. Has anyone else met a sex crazed horse that feels the need to choke his chickens on occasion? The topic came up because I witnessed my barn’s JRT going at it with himself a couple of mornings ago, and as it turns out the board also has a budgie and a rooster with special friends. Has anyone else witnessed this phenomenon?
Because at the point where you can comprehend how incomprehensible it all is, you’re about as smart as you need to be. - Trudy The Search For Signs…
msj, did we have the same horse? My Nikki did the same thing, it’s REALLY embarassing isn’t it?
I just remembered I had a TB Gelding that would do his deed while I was vacuuming him!
SLC, I am not so sure, my friends horse gets all Austin Powers only when she is around, and doesn’t do it when other people handle him and do the EXACT same things she does with him…
GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
When this thread dies down it HAS to go into the classic thread forum, this is SO funny!
GO MARINES!!! OORAH!!!
im a parent in denial…lol
