I remember when I was about 10 showing a large pony who much to my horror dropped out right before we went in the ring for the jog. I smacked his stomach with my crop several times and I remember it flopping while we jogged. Then right as I proceeded to get my ribbon, he, for lack of a better word, splooged. No lie…not one of my favorite stories but he was a cute pony!
Je suis un salamander. J’entrerai dans le feu mais je ne brûlerai pas.
So Kerby, would that of been my mare??? or as she shall be known from now on “Flirty Girty”. 
“When the mare’s good, she’s very very good, but when she’s bad…look out!!!”
thanks to everyone for putting LHNH in his/her place whoever he/she may be ! 
It must be another one that has crawled out from under the closest rock …
Isnt it just hilarious (not!) how these new posters come on board and hurl insults. Obviously best to ignore them totally …
LHNH - You caught me out - I get my jollies doing vaginal examinations on mares! I am hoping to graduate to rectal exams as soon as possible as I understand that is even more thrilling.
But what I truly get excited about is when someone calls me to inseminate their mare and I actually get to hold the semen as well as do the insemination - now THAT is truly an exciting experience.
And oh yes - I, for one - would simply LOVE to know how to clear up a uterine infection through the rectum? What an assinine comment THAT one is
get a life is all I can say
“Spot”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Peggy:
I know of a stallion who does it by running his lips up and down the, um, organ in question (trying to keep board vaguely PG rated). We can tell when he’s engaged in this pursuit as he makes a high pitched squealing noise<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What, was this horse related to Ron Jeremy??? How in the world did he manage that?
— My most endearing quality lies in my willingness to humiliate myself
yes…about every 1.5hrs.
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2002 AWS Gold Medal Novice Award
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For Sale: Well used rain cloud that follows me around…will trade for a lemonade stand!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by deltawave:
OK, I am NOT replying to this thread any more…every time it’s up near the top I’m so embarrassed to be reading the BB! I’m afraid someone may look over my shoulder! 
Anyhow, the ring on colts is to make it a little painful for them to get erections. What guys do to maintain erections is, I think, a little different…I am NOT going there!
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I’m sorry. I know it was crass. I was shocked to learn about the guy thing in college (don’t ask, and no I didn’t see it for myself…)and was confused to hear about it with horses so I had to ask. 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Jealousy and lust. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Gee thanks Sambucca - the jealousy part I could understand - I mean when you are successful and gorgeous - hey - it comes with the teritory!
But the lust part??? 
As my daughter is fond of saying “Think Happy Thoughts! Think Happy Thoughts!”
“Spot”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>A willing mare spreds her legs, lifts her tail (like when she pees), often “squirts/winks”, and even keeps looking around towards rear waiting for her guy.
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Okay Loose Horse no halter - what do you call a mare that humps your arm when you go in there vaginally? I’d call it horny - ain’t never seen no mare with no itch in those thar parts before ! 
“Spot”
LHNH, how do you know they don’t enjoy it…all creatures have sexual urges, why would horses be different? Humans aren’t the only ones who achieve orgasm.
Adalita: Never said they didn’t (obviously they do), just not as a few posts described.
“Loose horse on the main track”
oh sketcher - you poor, naive soul - where have you been all these years?!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Can someone educate me?? I’m almost afraid to ask…what is a ring, where does it go and what does it do?? For some reason, it doesn’t sound like a fun job… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
A ring is exactly what it sounds like - a ring - and you get to put it around the penis. Since, once the penis is erect, it gets engorged through the blood vessels, if you have a ring around it, it cannot GET any bigger!
Think of a tight ring on a finger on a hot day - you cant get the sucker off!
The thought process is that every time the colts play with themselves, they loose strength / their edge - whatever - sort of like the football coaches asking their players to refrain from pre game sex because they believe the players will play better if they have all of this pent up energy rather than losing it the night before or the morning of
I still think this is one of those stupid old wives tales, same as the stud managers that wont allow their breeding stallions to stand there and masturbate as they feel there is a limited supply of the stuff in there???
Clear now?!
“Spot”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Willem:
I don’t nott to unnerstand wot it be der problemo mit this.
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Oh Mein Gott in Himmel!!! HAHAHA!!!
I haven’t laughed that hard in long time!
My recently departed stallion would often be amusing himself when I went out to feed in the morning.
Unashamed member of the Arab clique…just settin’ on the Group W bench.
Willem beats that drum over and over and over.
I am laughing so hard, and my co-workers are beginning to think I am totally strange!! How can I explain to them,what I am laughing at.
My mare would fit right in with all your sexed crazed geldings. She’s a total fluzy. Always squealing too new horses to advertise the fact that there’s a fertile mare on the property. And, loves turning her butt to her fav gelding, & ummm spreading 'em. I should of named her “Flirty Girty”. Can you just imagine the looks as I enter into the show ring, with my pretty little mare “And the next entry in the ring is __ riding Flirty Girty” and then having her start to squeal???
“When the mare’s good, she’s very very good, but when she’s bad…look out!!!”
Hey spot what is a Follicle?
“Anger is the only thing that won’t go away by losing it.” - Jack Nicholson in Anger Management
—They all laughed at me when I said warmbloods would make good hunters. But I knew! —
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by goldentoes:
I wonder if there’s a market for mare pacifiers…
Someone pull me out of the gutter before I drown. Please.
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HAHAHA!
Sorry can’t help ya. I’m in the gutter with you. 
Yep. I’ve ridden a stallion and a gelding that did the “stomach banging” thing. The stallion’s was particularly embarrassing. Do you really think they “know” what they’re doing, or just scratching an itch, so to speak? Also, while I know grooming is relaxing, horses don’t generally do any mutual-grooming prior to mating. What’s the link? 
LOL! Okay so back to the original topic again…It’s funny how this thread ties into events on the farm. My friend’s 17 year old TB gelding is always shoving his butt up overtop of his water bucket, so that he is straddling it. He’s been doing it since she bought him so yesterday the barn manager went to investigate what he’s up to. She walked into his stall and pushed him over…his winkie was hanging out and he was either rubbing it on his bucket or dunking it in! We have all been obvlivious to that fact that he was doing that and if you take his bucket away or put it somewhere else he gets really agitated. Now we know why!
you know I can’t let you slide through my hands…wild horses couldn’t drag me away…
Fairly common for stallions to do this.
To quote that erudite scholar, Living it Up:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>cough TROLL cough <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
[B]The adventure has begun…[/B]
KT
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