drugging hunt horses

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[QUOTE=wateryglen;4999269]
Cropdusters with ACE!!! :eek:
THATS the ticket!!!
Then we got it all covered! AND it will calm down all the animals, car followers, land owners, passersby and AR activists who may choose to come!! Yep! That’s it!!!

We will commence the above with my dear Snobbington Hunt. Forget the shot lines before the meet; Aerosol is the way togo! :yes:
Hunt report to follow…[/QUOTE]

Nifty!!! What a clever idea – especially for those who arrive at the meet then get all panicked because they suddenly remember they forgot to ace their horses and forgot to pack any ace along with the tack, and are now running around in a frenzy asking everyone in view – nay, shouting it out - “Who has some ace!! Anyone??? I need some! Please!!!”

No worries with a group dusting! You just unload, stand under the crop duster, then go. A perfectly mannered field. I love it!!!

When is Snobbington’s first cubbing meet? I haven’t gotten my fixture card yet…

[wateryglen]

Cough!!

Well…first of all…my experience is that anyone looking for Ace at the meet has a panicked look on their face, with stiff lips talking in muted tones or whispering to fellow members …“Hey you got any stuff?”!!! :winkgrin:You know…like they were trying to score some weed or somethin’…Never seen a screamer but I figure the only way to beat the Snobbington Hunts AerosoliZed Ace Dispersing Airplane is to not inhale!! I’m good at holding my breath so…choke, cough…man…good stuff…cough…:uhoh:
The only one I’m worried about is the fox…what happens to him if he’s in the area! :eek:

[Beverley]

@wateryglen;5003085

The only one I’m worried about is the fox…what happens to him if he’s in the area! :eek:

He’ll take advantage, no doubt. I recall a particular fox we used to hunt regularly back in the day, once losing hounds by wandering through a bootleg patch of marijuana, deep in the woods. Hounds didn’t have a lot of luck finding his scent in the marijuana patch, but they didn’t seem to be too upset about it…

Yes. True.

[JSwan]

I bet the field didn’t mind so much either. :lol:

[CarrieK]

[QUOTE=Long Spot;4999587]
CarrieK, can I just say you MAKE this thread? The only reason I keep coming back is to see what you have to say next.

As for the poser confession…Baby, you’ve got to fake it till you make it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

w00t!! :: passes Long Spot a candy cigarette :: I guess this means I can kick the muck from this ole manure pile offa mah boots and come on into the clubhouse with all the kool kids now!!

[CarrieK]

[QUOTE=wateryglen;5003085]
The only one I’m worried about is the fox…what happens to him if he’s in the area! :eek:[/QUOTE]

What happens? Nuthin much. See for yourself:

http://dudewaitwhat.com/DudeWaitWhat.jpg

[SLW]

My non-horse riding husband has a term for horses who have been given “relaxation assistance” prior to casting the hounds. He calls it the horse’s “Internal Flask”. I like that, very serene.

[florida_foxhunter]

I’ve enjoyed everyone’s comments…and who knows what the OP’s true intent of this thread was…but I will take it at face value and comment on the drug testing of the competitions…I’ve been in the Theodora Randolph Fieldhunter Championships…LOVED it and hope to go back (no drug testing that I saw and I was Reserve Champ)…but in the Centennial Fieldhunter Championships there WAS drug testing…for the top horses. So you should have known if you made it to the top cut, you would be drug tested. So no sense in competing a drugged horse only to be embarassed if you did well!!
In a competition like that I totally think it is beneficial and correct… I won’t get into the debate of every day hunting…<smile>