Ok, I think I have it: today’s show hunter is not at all similar to the fox hunter of yore. There may even be genetic altering going on!!11! And people don’t understand that this evolution happened- they are somehow believing the illusion that their fat, unbalanced, drugged show hunter could make it across a hunt field without keeling over. SCANDAL!!1!!ONE!11!
Now that we have distilled at least some of the (desired) meaning out of this thought-exercise, I’d like to point out one thing: this has been discussed before. A LOT. It’s nearly a weekly occurrence on this board, actually. No one is under any illusions, and I kind of doubt that the HPs are back in the lab tinkering with horse genes to…um, what are they supposed to be doing?
If you don’t like show hunters: fine. No problem! If you think they should be able to fox hunt, go get yourself a nice multitasker and join Trixie in her multitasking with Wings. I hack out my jumpers, I ride XC, I do a ton of dressage work, and I prefer the show ring to the hunt field or the event course. It’s a choice I made and no one is under any illusions about any of it. I believe I am the norm.
Listen, I am a professor- so here is a helpful pro-tip for you. Not only do I have to read a lot of things that hopeful first years write, I’ve been in your position as the aspiring philosopher. Believe me I love to blather. I can write enormous amounts of nothing, using all of the words. However, I don’t do this because, as Losh says, big words and involved sentences aren’t super-impressive, they are just annoying, particularly when the words are used incorrectly.