I haven’t been this entertained in ages! Last scam I got a year or so ago from “England” was a man buying a horse for his wife as a surprise birhtday present I did string along a tad but this is a whole new level to aspire to!!
OK, so I am sitting at home Monday and a DHL truck pulls up. The man hands me a DHL envelope from a Matthew Cole in Las Vegas NV. I open it up and it is a check for $3500 drawn on an account for a “company” named FancyFace in East Tower Reston, VA. Per Google, Matthew Cole’s address doesn’t exist and the FancyFace address is a condominium.
The accompanying letter:
Hello
This is the authorized Shipper information you will send the fund to through Western Union Money Transfer/Moneygram
Full: Robert Holliday
City: Odenville
State: Alabama
Zip Code: 35120
Get back to me with the following information immediately you weri the fund:
Sender’s first and last name with address
MTCN: 10 Digit western Union Money Transfer Countrol Number/8 Digit
Moneygram Refernce number
Amount send after Western Union or Moneygram Charges
Text question & Answer (if applicable)
The exact time you want the pick up of the item to take place
For Further Instruction Immediately when you receive the check:
E-mail: Richard.benard@yahoo.com
For Shipping Instruction:
E-mail: xpresshipping@deliveryman.com
Process this request as urgent so that we can complete this transaction as soon as Possible.
Thank You
So on a whim, I sent a email to Richard Benard which Yahoo bounces back as an invalid email. I sent an email to xpresshipping. I then send an email to Terence telling him I received a check but am confused about the various contact names and I ask if the check is from him.
Email from Thursday
terence warner <terence_warner@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT]YOU OUGHT TO HAVE GOTTEN THE PAYMENT PLEASE LET ME KNOW !!
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT]I received a payment on Monday via DHL from a Matthew Cole in Las Vegas with a note from a Richard Benard. Richard’s email address did not work. I sent an email to the shipper he indicated and have not heard from the shipper. I sent you and email on Monday to see if this payment was in regards to our transaction, but did not hear back from you.
terence warner <terence_warner@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT] The money needed by the shipper is $2500,which you will have to send to him via Western Union money transfer:Here is the infos for you to send the money to.
Receiver’s name: John Chapman
Receiver’s address: 8 Bourdon Street
London W1K 3PD
UK
Then you will get back to me with the
MTCN:?
AMOUNT SENT:?
SENDER NAME:?
SENDER ADDRESS:?
I will plead you send the money today and get back to me so they can have time for the preparations.
Warmest Regards,
Terence Warner.
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT]I still don’t have a picture of the horse. I need to make sure the right horse is delivered. I cannot proceed with the transaction until I know what horse is supposed to step off the trailer. As you are overseas and not here personally, I need to ensure that no unscrupulous people are involved in a horse-switching scam.
Received on Friday
terence warner <terence_warner@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT]I will need you not to worry about this has i have a very reliable man that will deliver my horse to you,Its a pity i don’t have a pic of him.Make sure you send the money today as today he oughtto have been with youbut he will be delivered by tommorow when you send the shipping money today.
I hope to get the western union infos from you today for the shipper to bring him over by tommorow.
Yours
Terence.
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:[INDENT]If the shipper will be here tomorrow, I can just pay him then. How far is the horse traveling? Will he be shipped in a bubble blanket and the thermal shipping wraps on his legs? I don’t want to be responsible if the horse comes off the trailer injured or lame from a traveling injury. I assume the health certificate and Coggins paperwork with a negative EIA test will be in order
You do have a photo of him, you sent it to me a few weeks ago but I could not open it. Could you at least describe the color and markings as indicated on the Coggins paperwork? What is the horse’s registered name? Age? Height?
received today
terence warner <terence_warner@yahoo.com> wrote:
The shipper wil be needing the $2500 to pay of the debt incured on my horse so also he will be needing part of it for his traportation down to your home.So you should send the money to him via western union money transfer to the shipper’s information i gave you.I will need your phone number also to be able to get to you concerning my horse delivery.He is brown in colour,his name is Ryt.
Looking to read from you immediately.
Terence Warner.
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:
I wired the money but did not use Western Union. I used I/F/T. Please have your shipper confirm that the money was received today.
[/INDENT]
[/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT]
:eek: Unbelievable…simply blows my mind! :eek: :lol:
Well, it looks as if Carl’s son, Paul, is following his father’s moral example, but starting on a smaller scale! A local pet rescue group suggested that I post the kitty that I am trying to rehome (long story, but she is terrified of my dog and cat) on Petfinders.
I received these two emails tonight. The first is from Paul! Of course that’s not his name in email address. I have no idea why this came to me when the to address is strawberrie!
Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2007 17:28:48 -0800 (PST)
From: "amos peter" <amospeter_007@yahoo.com>
Subject: adopted pet needed
To: [email]strawberrie28159@yahoo.com[/email]
Hello, i am okay with the asking price of the pet but i will offer
$30 as the amount added will serve as the feeding fee till the
arrival of my shipping company ,my shipping company ,
and i will let know you ealier that i have a shipping
company that are capable in shipping goods across the coast
and they assure safe delivery of the pet more so the payment
will bear the cost of the pet plus the shipping cost which means
that the payment will come in an excess. i will give you the
shipper email adderess later , and they made me know that the
pet will be picked up right at your door step so you dont have to
stress your self about the shipping. so if you are okay with this
kindly forward me with this information.
1)Name to issue the payment
2)Your address to send the payment
3)Your phone number
I am await for your urgent response.
paul
2nd email:once again not my address!
Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2007 17:25:10 -0800 (PST)
From: “kunmi adebanjo” <wunmiadebanjo@yahoo.com>
Subject: pet adoption
To: jenstwokids@yahoo.com
Hello wummy smith is my name actually i see the ads of your pet site,i will like to adopt the . and kindly let me know the best asking price and i will added $30 as the amount will serve as the feeding fee till the arrival of my shipping company ,my shipping company ,and i will let know you earlier that i have a shipping company that are capable in shipping goods across the coast and they assure safe delivery of the pet more so the payment will bear the cost of the pet plus the shipping cost which means that the payment will come in an excess. you can as well contact the shipping company at (airfrancworldshippings@yahoo.com) , and they made me know that the pet will be picked up right at your door step so you don’t have to stress your self about the shipping. so if you are okay with this kindly forward me with this information.
1)Name to issue the payment
2)Your address to send the payment
3)Your phone number
I am await for your urgent response.
SMITH
I wonder just how large a check they would send me for this poor litttle kitty!
:lol::lol::lol: Amwrider…do you ever attract normal people??? 
Sometimes I wonder…just kidding, I have a GREAT group of customers right now and a full barn. I don’t hesitate to tell people to leave if they are trouble so I have all kids of nutjobs out there that like to talk trash about me, the latest one was the lady that bought her 10 year old daughter a 4 year old percheron. I wrote about them here on COTH back in March I think (the said I would break the bones in her nose if I used a chain over her nose and the mare ended up dragging everyone around). They actually left before I kicked them out. Mommy was trying to “run” the barn for me and I hear she is up to the same thing where she is now and no one likes her over there either. I was also missing a bunch of feed while they were at my barn :rolleyes:
Here is the latest on the current scammer. The final chaper (unless there is an epilogue that pops up).
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote: [INDENT]I wired the money but did not use Western Union. I used IFT. Please have your shipper confirm that the money was received today[/INDENT]
[INDENT]received today:[/INDENT]
[INDENT]terence warner <terence_warner@yahoo.com> wrote:[INDENT]What do you mean?[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:[/INDENT]
[INDENT]I used IFT to send the funds. IFT is the Imaginary Funds Transfer. I use this service when I receive imaginary funds and have to send a portion of those imaginary funds back to the shipper. [/INDENT]
[INDENT]Did your imaginary shipper receive the imaginary funds? I need to know when to expect the imaginary horse so I have have his imaginary stall ready.[/INDENT]
[INDENT]If there was a problem with the funds, you can call 212-664-4444 and ask for Chris Hanson, use the code “imaskamr.”[/INDENT]
[/INDENT]
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Go for it :winkgrin:
:lol::lol: …“imaskamr”…:lol::lol: OMGiH!!! Tooooooooo funny Amwrider!!! Oh by the way, just who is Chris Hanson??? Is he one of my relatives???
Debbie Hanson
Maybe. The phone number is for NBC in New York and Chris Hansen is the guy from Dateline NBC who exposes the internet predators and has had a couple of internet scammer episodes also.
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“Imaginary Funds Transfer” lmao!!! Do you think MasterCard will accept that for payment on my bill? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
8 Bourdon Street, London does exist.
It’s the office of Savills Private Finance.
Tel 020 7409 9900
Be interesting to ring up and ask for John Chapman:lol:
Paddy
I am dying here…too funny!!!
Thank you - I really needed a laugh tonight and this did the job. 
Amrider–You are one VERY clever person!! IFT–that’s fabulous!!!
The Saga of…Magret “Rosaline” Odinba
Sat, 29 Dec 2007
“Magret Odinba” <m.odinba_7@yahoo.com.cn
FROM MISS MAGRET ODINBA
ABIDJAN.IVORY COAST.
COTE D’IVOIRE.
APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.
Dear Guardian,
Good day to you over there,please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into this business relationship with you.Though this letter may come to you as suprise, since you dont know me personally before, but please kindly open your mind to help me and treat me like your own blood relation, it is by the grace of God that I found your contact recently, because it has been very difficult for me to find a sincere person to entrust on this urgent request transaction and to help me out of my affliction today,
I am MISS MAGRET ODINBA ., the only daughter of late Mr. And Mrs.FRANCIS ODINBA . My father was a very wealth Cocao & Gold Merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, My father was attacked by unknown assassins during the political war crisis that going on our country here Abidjan , Ivory Coast . My mother died when I was a baby when she was about to delivers a new baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on november 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of twelve Million,Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. USD($12.500,000) left in one of the private security/finances trust services house here in Abidjan Ivory Coast ,as a family valuables for security reason that he used my names her only daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.
However That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management.
Sir/Ma,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards again.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded.
Now permit me to ask these few questions:-
(1)Can you help me for the retrievements of this fund on my behalf in the security custody here and to help me to provide a bank account in which this fund would be transferred into?
(2)Can you stand as a guardian of this fund since I am only 20 years old?
(3)Can you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a resident permit in your country?
(4) Can you honestly take me as your own and help me?
(5) Can I completely trust you?
(6) What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. My life is not safe here and I need to be out of here as soon as possible, because since thereafter the death of my father all my uncles here are always after my life, been I am only daugther and the next of kin to all the properties then they start jealous of me and my presence here still be disturbing them and I stayed with the one of my childhood friend here due to lack of security to my life. That is the reason I quickly have this my contact with you, I want to leave here as soon as you assist me to transfer out this said fund into any of your safe bank account in your stable country and then send me some amount to enable me prepare to meet with you for me to resides finally, finish my study and invest the money with you by your own permission and directives. without your assistance I will find it difficult to transfer the said funds myself alone without quardian and with my little experience.Please kindly let me know your plan for me and also let me know how best you can do to assist me out.
Hopefully to hear from you ASAP?
Best Regards,
Your respectful one,
MISS MAGRET ODINBA
Sat, 29 Dec 2007
from me…
Miss Magret, what a tragic time you have had. It is good that your father has provided for you so well. Your uncles should be ashamed of themselves for intending you harm, family should be most important and should be precedent over money. May the fleas fo a thousand camels infest their genitalia and may their arms be too short to scratch.
I would be happy to help you in your endeavors to come to the United States. I operate a horse farm and I could provide you employment once you arrive. I would be happy to set you up in the farm’s guest cottage. We could arrange for you to go to cosmetology school, followed by farrier school. You could obtain a student Visa while we work on more permanent permits. Once you are schooled in cosmetology and farrier sciences, you would work in my employ and prepare horses for their beauty pageants.
I do not however give out my bank account information. The prior owner of this business, Ms. Arby Dale, did that and fell victim to a Nigerian scammer who stole all of her money. The FBI is still investigating as her “suicide” is of a suspicious nature. I am very glad you are not from Nigeria or else I would be suspicious of this request.
Perhaps there is another method that could be used other than providing my bank information?
Sat, 29 Dec 2007
“magret odinba” <magret_d@hotmail.com
Dear Sir
Thank you for your willingness to help me out of my present situation. I am so glad that you have a wide experience in the area of business investments. I am not a Nigerian and i dont need you bank account information, my original language is French because my country was a french clolonie, it is going to be a great pleasure if you can speak french with me because i feel free in french language than in english language.
Please understand that I am the next of kin to the funds which my late father deposited at the private security / finance house here in cote d’ivoire and as such I do not have any access to this funds that is arranged in the safe consignment box.
In order to secure this transaction is for you to make your neccessary arrangement to fly down from your country to Abidjan Cote d’ivoire where both of us can meet face to face. This will afford us the opportunity to familiarize ourselves together with 100% trust for each other. Moreso, it will afford you the opportunity to visit the private security / finance house where this funds is deposited in order for you to help me in the retrieval of the consignment box from the security house .
Once the consignment box is secured in our custody, then both of us can have access to the funds in the box and this is where you will help me to open a non resident bank account in your name here in Abidjan Cote d’ivoire where the whole funds will be lodged for onward transfer into your nominated foreign bank account in your country . Once the funds are transferred into your nominated account, then both of us will fly back to your country.
I want to trust you with all of my heart and I want to believe that you will not betray me at the end of the day. As I told you in my first mail to you; I made it clear to you that my life is not safe and as my late father was killed by some unknown assassin which make me feel unsafe to relocate myself to your country . I want us to keep this transaction confidential ; let it be between you and myself alone.
Try and let me know if you can fly down to my country Abidjan cote d’ivoire for the retrieval of our fund from the security custody.
But on the other hand if you know you can not come down here, Therefore, for us not to waste much of our time toward the matter , then I will want you to quickly have your contact with the security company’s that holding the consignment box here on my behalf as my foriegn gaurdian and the reciever of the consignment to your care and you send them your full name and address and tell them that you are my foreign partner who will help me , here is the security company’s contacts address to you below.
Name of the company’s; Cages Finance & Security Management
Abidjan, Ivory Coast. (Cote d’Ivoire)
Contact person; Mr Kenneth Nguessan Francis(Director)
Email; infocageabj@aol.com or infocagesabj@yahoo.co.uk
Tel; +225-07 22 58 25 .
Please kindly contact with the company’s on my behalf as my guardian you can email or call them on phone if possible, then ask them the proceedure to release and help us in transferring of this Consignment box deposited by my late father in their custody to your end. The name of the depositor of said consignment box is MR F ODINBA . While the next of kin is MISS MAGRET ODINBA. The security code number of the consignment is SSFM/17VQP. And the Deposit code is SSFM/X70/10. The said Consignment was deposited with this Company on the 15 of August 2003 for safe keeping as deposited and labelled as family valuables.
Please kindly get intouch with this company’s Asap, please whenever you are having your communicate with this security company’s please don’t disclose the contents in the box to them as fund for security reason as I told you that the company’s don’t know the real contents in the box as it was deposited and decleared to them as family valuables such as Gold , Jewelries and personal effects according to my father. Please help me notice this , because I don’t want to do anything that will cause me to loose the fund because this is only hope left in my life, the key codes number to open the box are in my possesion and I will quickly send you the codes as soon as the cosignment leave here for your end. I hope as soon as the company’s hear from you then they can quickly start arrangement to release and transfer the consignment to you there then as soon as you recieve the box then you will now quickly lodge the funds therein to any of your bank account there till I will come over to you there for investment purpose.
. Please if you still have any further question concern then please don’t hestiate to ask me. please kindly help me to hurry up and treat the matter as urgent . I have totally have my trusts in you and I believe that you will never disappoint me.
I am hoping to read from you soon after your contact with the security company’s,
With love & respects,
Yours sincerely one. Magret Odinba
*******************************
Sun, 30 Dec 2007
from me
I am confused, in your first email to me you stated:[INDENT]ICan you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a resident permit in your country?[/INDENT][/I]
[INDENT]I Can you honestly take me as your own and help me? [/I][/INDENT]
And then you stated:[INDENT]My life is not safe here and I need to be out of here as soon as possible,[/INDENT]
So how am I to trust you and to have confidence in you if your story has changed? I do not like business dealings with someone who changes their story. I cannot procede further without a written contract. Would you have your lawyer write one up or should I have my lawyer write out a contract for this business transaction?
I also am not allowed to travel outside of the country as part of my parole requirements. If I cross the border I could be jailed. Seriously, I think the government is too harsh in its penalties on “cow tipping” and they should ease up. It was something that happened in my wild youthful time, but 20 years later I am still paying penalties for it. I apologize for not being able to travel. Perhaps there are other options?
Mon, 31 Dec 2007
Miss Magret Odinba" <magret.odinba@hotmail.com
Dearest sir ,
Sorry for your late reply.
I veiwed all my previous mail to you i dont see where there is a change in it. you can review it and see that there is no change in my mails to you before. My country here is a french speaking country , we spaek french maybe is the nature of my sentences that you did not understand because i tell you that i did not good so much in english like you.
It may be the way of my expression that you dont understand. the two notice you made in your mail to me below …
BCan you make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a resident permit in your country?..[/B]
What i mean here is that if you can help me on the transfer of the consignments to your country and when you receieve it there with you, you can now take out from the money in the consignments so that you can help me and arrange for my travelling over there and i can come to continue my education while you use the rest of the money for investement purposes after you must have taken your own percentage.
B Can you honestly take me as your own and help me? … [/B]
what i mean is that i want you to help me from the bottom of your heart that is what i mean that can you honestly take me as your own… If you take me as your won i know that you will surely give me your helping hand unconditionally.
3)My life is not safe here and I need to be out of here as soon as possible,…
As i told you before , I’m the only daughter and child of my late parents. I was once a medical student at the university of cocody Abidjan cote d’ivoire. Since the death of my father, I couldn’t continue my education because of lack of financial support as my late father’s relatives refused to help me and they took the advantage of my father’s death to seize my father’s houses, and other valuable properties that rightly belongs to me. This is because a female child in cote d’ivoire from our cultures & tradition does not have any right to his father’s properties once her father dies unless a male child. Now since i’m a female , I was been deprived of my right and every properties belonging to my late father was shared among my uncles and none was left behind for me besides they (my uncles) are looking for ways to kill me because of the only wealth I inherited ($12,500,000:00) from my late father that is in the security company and my father really warned me that no one should know execpt the person who will help me for the transfer of the box to his country and used it for investement purposes .
This is why i am hiding myself from them as i keep everything i do confidential and i also expect the same from you and i act to the will of my late father. i dont want you to be scared of anything as this is 100% legal and risk free. The security company did not know the content of the box only you and me know the content of the box which is money, the box is registered as family belongings and valuable objects.
Now, since you dont have the possiblity to come down here to my country due to some reason over there , i have introduced you to the security company and made them know your position that you can not come, they agree to it and they said i should informed you to contact them so that they will let you know the further proceedure to receive the consignment/box over there with you.
I will urge you to contact them and they will let you know how you will help me out.
awaiting your response.
Magret.
Mon, 31 Dec 2007
from me
Thank you. I understood you perfectly, but you see, I have three personalities in me. There is me, then there is the person of Tammy “TaTa” Tatonga, and also Elvis Presley.
Elvis has problems comprehending sometimes and he was the one that was reading your previous. I confronted him and he is All Shook Up. I took away his Blue Suede Shoes as punishment but I cannot stay mad at him for long because he Loves Me Tender.
Are you sure that this is a valid opportunity? Tammy and I would hate to lose our horse businesses over this, but this does seem like a great opportunity.
Tue, 1 Jan 2008
“Miss Magret Odinba” <magret.odinba@hotmail.com
Dearest one
Thanks so much for your mail and the content. this is a Valid business proposal and you shall never loose any of your belongings for this. you shall never regret for helping me in this business proposal. i want you to contact the security company and they will let you know the further proceedure to help me.
once you contact the security company do let me know .
awaiting to hear from you
Roseline
Wed, 2 Jan 2008
from me
But I am confused, are you Rosline or Magret?
Thu, 3 Jan 2008
Miss Magret Odinba" <magret.odinba@hotmail.com
Dearest one ,
Thanks for your mail. dont be confused about the name , i uust want to let you know the rest of my name … I am magret and the middle name is Roseline, My name is Magret Roseline Odinba.
Have you contacted the security company ???
let me hear from you soon if you have contacted them.
Magret Roseline Odinba.
Thu, 3 Jan 2008
from me
No I did not. I just remembered that I do not have long distance on my phone. Do you have an email I can use?
Thu, 3 Jan 2008
“Miss Magret Odinba” magret.odinba@hotmail.com
Dear Sir,
Find below the email contact of the security company
Name of the company’s; Cages Finance & Security Management
Abidjan, Ivory Coast. (Cote d’Ivoire)
Contact person; Mr Kenneth Nguessan Francis(Director)
Email; infocageabj@aol.com or infocagesabj@yahoo.co.uk
Tel; +225-07 22 58 25
please let me hear from you when you contact them
have a nice day
magret
Sat, 5 Jan 2008
Miss Magret Odinba" <magret.odinba@hotmail.com
why the silence from you
have you contacted the security company ???
mail me back
Magret
Sat, 5 Jan 2008
from me
to: infocagesabj@yahoo.co.uk
Dear sirs,
The above named person/persons has asked me to contact you regarding assisting her to get her father’s money out of the country of Nigeria.
She has given me the code of 1-COTH-BNT-4S6C-5A6M-WTF
The code word I want to set up is “FRUITBAT”
Please advise me of what I must do to assist her in recouping the $15,000,000 so that I may obtain my portion as we are splitting it 50/50
Sat, 5 Jan 2008
from me
Magret, please understand that I am a working person and I have daily responsabilities. I cannot sit in front of a computer all day and all night as you can. You may be in hiding with nothing better to do, but I have a business to run. I cannot rely on Elvis to assist because he is a gourmand and prioritizes food over everthing; and half the time, Tammy TaTa is out dancing around poles.
I have contacted the security company and have asked to set up a code “FRUITBAT” I just want to get this over with so I can get my portion of the money and dump Elvis and Tammy as they are no longer productive personalities. I plan to replace them with Georgio Maurice and my Aunt Edna who is an international Purse Champion. They are excited about the possibilities we have been offered, but I cannot bring them on until Elvis and TaTa have moved out. My head would be too crowded with all four of them and frankly Elvis and TaTa are not good influences.
Well I have bothered you enough this morning. Keep in mind that my business is very busy on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, so WTF contact would be sporadic.
Remember, the code is FRUITBAT
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I find it interesting that the first email came from a different email address than the other ones.
Looking for ideas here fellow COTHers. Should Tammy TaTa contact her from a separate email address and try to wheel and deal her way into the mess?
She thinks I am a “sir” so should I profess a fondness for her because of her situation and because of a dear departed horse named Rosaline?
Suggestions are welcome!
First let me :lol::lol::lol:!!! Amwrider, do you just attract these types?? Obviously she has not seen your profile picture or she would not be addressing you as “sir”!! I do love your reference to Georgio Maurice and yes you need to throw in some TaTa’s.
Absolutely I would begin a “romance” with this gal. Ask for photographs. Send her one of “you” – preferably someone like George Clooney or Brad Pitt.
Your correspondence is worthy of the 419 scambaiters blog! Sure to be a classic!
I am wheezing. I have no voice, only wheezes.
I think you should ask what Margret’s multiple personalities are besides Rosalind, as it is de rigeur in the US of A to have multiple people in one body, a remnant of the aliens invading New Mexico. Because what if Rosalind and Elvis don’t get along? Or worse, what if they like each other so much they keep doing the horizontal tango? Who will feed the horses? Who will prepare the horses for their beauty pageants?
Really, I think you need to have this clarified, you don’t want to rush into this.
