If you did NOT read all of this thread, then DO so. It is a TOTAL must read.
Love this thread.
Hey, I have a PO box because I live out in the wilds too.
Yup, tis a good’un.
OK, so I’d better read this thread. Just a few minutes ago, I received the following…
I now own a hotel. Aren’t you all jealous? 
Room Reservation !!!Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:29 PMFrom: “Randall Benedict” <bhackingson@yahoo.com>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipients
Hi,
I will like to book for 2 rooms in your home.My name is Randall Jarek i will be having my wife and 2 kids along with their 2 Dogs (Yorkie and Maltese).They will be staying for 1 week in your home and i will like to know how much that will cost?.Also i will be making the payment here and after you have given me the confirmation of the rent which i will forward to them then they can come.I will like to know the mode of Credit Card you accept as for me to send you my Card Details via Email Okay.
Kindly let me know if these above is allowed as for me to proceed with the next step.
Thanks once again.
Randall
Oh my gosh… This thread is FANTASTIC.
[QUOTE=CVPeg;5955562]
OK, so I’d better read this thread. Just a few minutes ago, I received the following…
I now own a hotel. Aren’t you all jealous?
Room Reservation !!!Saturday, November 12, 2011 10:29 PMFrom: “Randall Benedict” <bhackingson@yahoo.com>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipients
Hi,
I will like to book for 2 rooms in your home.My name is Randall Jarek i will be having my wife and 2 kids along with their 2 Dogs (Yorkie and Maltese).They will be staying for 1 week in your home and i will like to know how much that will cost?.Also i will be making the payment here and after you have given me the confirmation of the rent which i will forward to them then they can come.I will like to know the mode of Credit Card you accept as for me to send you my Card Details via Email Okay.
Kindly let me know if these above is allowed as for me to proceed with the next step.
Thanks once again.
Randall[/QUOTE]
I like how Randall doesn’t ask you if his wife and kids and dogs can stay with you, he tells ya they’ll be staying.
Good stuff.
You should ask if he wants the efficiency room which only has a fold out sofa and a sink, or if he wants a special deal on the “embassy suite” state room which has a flat screen TV, billiards table, mirrored ceilings, a heart shaped rotating bed, Siberian yak hair rug, your own concierge, a personnal masseuse named Sven, and an on-call doggie psychologist named Cesar Milan…LOL. Oh, and to keep it horse related the Embassy suite also has a stable of horses to ride on the beach.
I am contemplating having fun with another one…I got an email from Aeisa al Ghadaffi asking for help in smuggling 100 million out of South Africa where she stowed it away from Libya.
I think I may have some fun with the spelling of her name…LOL
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You should ask if he wants the efficiency room which only has a fold out sofa and a sink, or if he wants a special deal on the “embassy suite” state room which has a flat screen TV, billiards table, mirrored ceilings, a heart shaped rotating bed, Siberian yak hair rug, your own concierge, a personnal masseuse named Sven, and an on-call doggie psychologist named Cesar Milan…LOL. Oh, and to keep it horse related the Embassy suite also has a stable of horses to ride on the beach.[/QUOTE]
Still haven’t gotten to read the thread yet, but…
…not sure about offering up the room with the Siberian yak hair rug, as 1) my Irish Wolfhound will not care for having to share it with a Yorkie and a Maltese, or 2) he might not want his wife to have such a luxury while he has to remain behind, wishing he could do something with it…
…unless I could charge enough to pay for a couple of months’ horse board…
Well, I just responded to someone who emailed me wanting to free lease their gypsy vanner to me while they are in Japan for a year.
If this is a scam, it will be interesting to see how this type of scam works.
Bumping because, well, it’s hysterical. 
Amwrider–You’re now quoted in my signature–hope you don’t mind! 
Bumping because, well, it’s hysterical.
Amwrider–You’re now quoted in my signature–hope you don’t mind!
Glad this was revived so it popped up for me…
cracking up.
Glad to see there is someone else with a superb sense of humor in the Tampa area.
OMG!! :lol::lol::lol:
Hilarious. The scammer could not even spell Bruges correctly.
Actually- Brugge is the Flemish spelling, Bruges is the French.
I am almost sad that the internet scam craze seems to be pretty well over. They were so much fun!
I did get a phone call the other day from someone with a funny accent to tell me that my computer had a bad virus and if I let him have remote access he would clean it up for me…
I need a scammer upgrade.
All I get are emails from FBI Director James Coomey about claiming the $800,000 I won in the UK Lottery. You all lead much more interesting lives.
So Paul and his dad are still around! I got an email several years ago from the same name, though he was based in London then. He wanted me to take on Paul, a beginner, & teach 3 months of lessons in polo, jumping, Natural Horsemanship and hoof trimming(!) And book him into a local 5 star hotel! When I emailed the scammer asking when “Paul” would be available for an evaluation lesson, it became much too difficult.
Quite a few of my friends got requests to teach Paul–I guess he’s never found an instructor who suited him yet. ROFLMAO!
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I need a scammer upgrade.
All I get are emails from FBI Director James Coomey about claiming the $800,000 I won in the UK Lottery. You all lead much more interesting lives.[/QUOTE]
And did you write James back?
